The Retired Spook writes in to follow up on some recent items: Please convey my thanks to Operative BJ for his insightful analysis of the Gates memoir. Although we disagree on a few particulars, he covers the same ground that … Continue reading →
Surely by now you have been treated to the unassailable wisdom of Jesse A. Myerson, Super Genius. Mr. Myerson shared his keen economic insights with Americans on the pages of that renowned financial publication, Rolling Stonein an article titled simply … Continue reading →
Island Dweller copies the Czar on some of his mail, which we in turn by our massive grace extend unto thee, dear reader: Your majesty: Esteemed Associate, still firmly ensconced like a tenacious polyp in the bowels of the government … Continue reading →
‘Puter loves him some Jesus themed art, particularly where it get all altered and memed up and whatnot. ‘Puter thought he’d share a few with you on Halloween, or as we non-pagans call it All Hallows Eve.* ‘Puter thinks this … Continue reading →
Ah, hippies. They just can’t let it go. When you’re a loser who was never forced to hear anything sensible, and you experience a long period lacking in self-discipline and with zero social consequences—say the years 1966-1977—you tend to pine … Continue reading →
The Czar steps aside to let Island Dweller have a post today. Enjoy! Surfing the web a day or so ago (no pun intended, in light of the story that follows), I came across a story that appeared on the … Continue reading →
Let’s not forget: it’s all of us who causedJesus to suffer and die to free us from sin.Not just those crazy Catholic lefties. And ‘Puter’s a self-righteous Pharisee. ‘Puter sat at 7:30 AM Mass Sunday morning, half asleep, quietly thanking … Continue reading →
GorT has previously written about his belief that liberals, largely, seek the short-term, knee-jerk solution without considering the longer term ramifications. Well, courtesy of the Twitter Machine and one of my fellow Gormos retweeting it, I noticed this juicy tidbit: … Continue reading →
One of the best comments about Ron Paul was sent to us some time ago by Bluesun, who forwarded us a comment that Ron Paul was a broken clock who was right 23 hours a day. The Ron Paul clock … Continue reading →
A photo of ‘Puter’s Mom, circa 1967. Notreally. ‘Puter’s Mom was too busy workingto hang out with the rich kid, self absorbedhippies smoking weed and dodging the draft. ‘Puter’s going to let slip some ‘Puter family secrets. Both Mrs. ‘Puter … Continue reading →
This guy and his coworkers, standing inneverending underground rivers of your shit,have saved more lives than Dr. Jonas Salk. ‘Puter’s been observing others’ behavior recently. Generally, ‘Puter concluded that many people are jerks. More specifically, ‘Puter concluded that … Continue reading →
‘Puter’s had enough with this pseudonymous blogging. After all, how much money can one man possibly need? Blogging’s made ‘Puter fabulously wealthy and an even bigger egomaniac than he used to be. With all his leisure time, ‘Puter figured he’d … Continue reading →
File this under “s” for “shocking.” Or under “n” for “not at all shocking.” The New York Times finds it noteworthy and newsworthy to inform its ever-dwindling readership: (1) Occupy Wall Street is complaining and (2) The NYPD thought it … Continue reading →
In an effort to impress somebody associated with the White House, the City of ChIcago “volunteered” to host the G8 summit as well as the NATO summit in May. In response, protestors booked their flights early and announced a well-organized … Continue reading →
Oh, make no mistake. It’s not revenge he’s after. It’s a reckoning.—Doc Holliday, Tombstone (PBUVK) Want some pop psychology? This country is about 20 years away from a reckoning. Not revenge, as our scripture quotes above, but a reckoning: an … Continue reading →
Not content to damning generations of poor to endless poverty through America’s welfare programs, Progressives are now Hell-bent on freezing the poor out of their taxpayer subsidized hovels. Sure, this article is nominally about electricity rates skyrocketing, but read it … Continue reading →
So it’s back to the top of the rotation and ‘Puter is all a twitter (seriously, go follow us on twitter…he is all a-twitter) with opening the next door. He was a little disappointed that the door was substantially smaller … Continue reading →
Answering the mail call, that is. The Czar has four unread messages. First up is Operative FJR, who etched this onto a small grain of rice and slipped it into the Czar’s Burmese Beef: I do a lot of outdoor … Continue reading →
Ok, GorT has about had it with the Occupy Wall Street fascination. Let me break it down: 1. Turn on almost any news station (CNN, Fox, local affiliates, etc.) and watch an interview with these clowns. Once you get past … Continue reading →
… Of The People In Your Graduating Class You Were Reasonably Certain Were Not Going To Amount To Much Because Of Our Delusional Beliefs. ‘Puter moseyed on over to the Occupy Wall Street “We Are the 99 Percent” website today, … Continue reading →
Once again, it falls to the Gormogons to spell it out for everybody. Another “flash mob” incident happened in Germantown, MD, in which a group of 28 teens charged a convenience store and looted the place, evacuating in under a … Continue reading →
Your Mandarin received the following electronic correspondence from operative S.M.: I started following your blog after a link 5-6 months ago from Keith Burgess Jackson or Bill Vallicela, either way, love your guys stuff. Just wanted to let you know … Continue reading →
Here’s a little riddle for all of ‘Puter’s “progressive” friends. Q. How is the Peace Corps like the Catholic Church? A. Both have horribly mismanaged credible allegations of sexual assault and rape, covered them up for years, and blamed the … Continue reading →
In a well-conceived plan to increase ‘Puter’s recently controlled blood pressure (thanks, HCTZ and lisinopril!) to the danger zone (‘Puter loves Top Gun), Your Volgi sends along this link regarding a hippie Catholic priest and his twist on the Rite … Continue reading →
Vaccines, which save millions of lives every year, are one of the most successful public-health interventions in the history of modern medicine. Among the diseases that they prevent is the whooping cough. Why, then, is that sickness making a scary … Continue reading →
Ah, always good to get an email from DT of the 1st Myrmidion. Oh Most Hoopy of the Froods, the Czar: This morning, while conducting opposition research as leader of the First Gormogon Myrmidon Division , I came across an … Continue reading →
It turns out that Baby Boomers may screw up the economy worse because they now have less money to spend during their retirement on goods and services. Well, the Czar is not surprised. The Boomers have been a pain in … Continue reading →
We’ll take a short break for this message from Mutual of Omaha. Coyotes attack two children in the New York City suburbs in as many days. Rye, New York’s police chief can think of no reason that a coyote would … Continue reading →
Dirty, nasty, hemp-wearing, burned-out enviro-hippies descended on Pensacola Beach, Florida yesterday to hold hands. Seriously. Oh, and Gov. Charlie Crist (I-FL) was there to suck up to the loonies as well. In this manner, the do-gooders hoped to call attention … Continue reading →
Not that readers care a whit about bloggers’ actual, real world lives, but here’s what ‘Puter’s been up to: (1) restructuring business lines of credit on a deadline; (2) ignoring constant mid-grade sciatica pain; (3) physical therapy; (4) end of … Continue reading →
The Царица was out driving yesterday (on May Day) and spotted the 1970s Eco Flag, flying ironically next to an American Flag. “When was the last time you saw one of those?” she asked. Good question. The flag was flying … Continue reading →
Two school districts, one in California and one in Iowa, have instituted anti-bullying programs in their schools. “Great news, ‘Puter!”, I can hear you say. “What’s the problem?” Well, the programs are targeted at teacher-on-teacher bullying. ‘Puter can only assume … Continue reading →
Erich Segal, author of Love Story, died this past week. Mr. Segal was born in New York City, became a product of Harvard University, and spent his career teaching at Yale. Mr. Segal had a successful career and long life. … Continue reading →
Or at least honorary Hard Hat. Quoth he at the Scott Brown rally: This isn’t the Democratic party of our fathers and grandfathers. This is the party of Woodstock hippies. I was at Woodstock — I built the stage. And … Continue reading →
As Gormogon readers know, hippies can be counted on for four things: (1) access to high quality weed; (b) reeking of patchouli; (q) hairy women; and (7) hating on the military. ‘Puter offers for your edification some facts whith which … Continue reading →
…the Gormogons gave to me: Eleven Volgi Weaponsten ‘Puters singing nine dancing Czars eight sex milking hits seven GorTs a’ traveling six Man’drin Bootingsfive Gor-mo-gonsfour bags of mailthree Guest Spotstwo Boxing Daysand a Hello Kitty in an orange tree … Continue reading →
‘Puter could’ve happily gone to his grave without hearing about this. What kind of sick &%$@ does something like this to his child? And what kind of sick &%$@ child then goes on to write about it for profit? And … Continue reading →
Matt Taibbi of Rolling Stone magazine takes on the state of America’ healthcare system and manages to get everything pretty much dead wrong. Obviously, he is a sucker for a single payer—that is, Federally run—system. He couldn’t be printed in … Continue reading →
In today’s WSJ, Bobby White reports on Auburn, California’s recent conundrum. The inventor of the transistor and Nobel laureate William B. Shockley’s widow recently died, leaving Auburn 28 acres to be used as a park with the only requirement being … Continue reading →
Fortunately, when ‘Puter is wrong, we know he is right and merely employing satire. For ‘Puter cannot actually conclude that legalization of drugs like marijuana will solve more problems than it creates. Drugs are not equivalent to tobacco and alcohol, … Continue reading →
In today’s Washington Post, Peter Moskos and Neill Franklin lay out a law enforcement based argument for legalization of drugs. Both authors are former Baltimore City police officers. Mr. Moskos is also currently a professor of criminology at John Jay … Continue reading →
Gormogon Operative 24601 [code-name SVETLANA MONSOON] writes in about the latest cause célèbre in bunched-panties liberaldom. Yes, not since Tom Monaghan ran Domino’s Pizza and had the effrontery to give money to right-to-life causes has there been an opportunity to … Continue reading →
Bad Astronomy found this gem. Here’s an alleged adult asking if we got the moon’s permission before we intentionally crashed the Kaguya orbiter into it to see what kicked up. Seriously. The Czar knows you are smart enough to recognize … Continue reading →
Too good. Confucius, Œc. Vol.Don’t ask impertinent questions like that jackass Adept Lu. 3.14.242.153
Continue reading →So, for the Czar, Mandarin, and Ghettoputer, all of whom have advocated at various times that hippie beating be made an Olympic sport, happy anniversary of the Hard Hat Riots! Confucius, Œc. Vol.Don’t ask impertinent questions like that jackass Adept … Continue reading →
Cops had to use force to break up Kent State University students rioting over the weekend in Columbus, arresting 64 and injuring cops and kids alike. It’s not like the dumb-assed college kids could have known that anything bad would … Continue reading →
Here are some Brit cops who have the right idea. When questioned by ‘Puter as to what this experience was like, the police dogs responded that hippies taste like patchouli and chicken. 'PuterAlways right, unless he isn’t, the infallible Ghettoputer … Continue reading →
The Czar knows that ‘Puter is always right. Hippies require a substantially lavish society in order for them to protest the lavishness of it at all. In poorer cultures, hippies would be eaten. Your Czar has similar ironic observations about … Continue reading →
It occured to ‘Puter that the dirty, nasty, soapdodging hippies are a case study in dramatic irony. As the Womyn and Gender Issues Studies/Performance Art double majors surely have been taught at their pricey universities, dramatic irony occurs when the … Continue reading →
Sweet Baby Jesus in the Manger, would some Brits please sack up and lay some wood upside the heads of these malfeasant bastards, bent on creating anarchy? It’s an object lesson in the perils of too much tolerance. 'PuterAlways right, … Continue reading →
Asks Friend of the Gormogons, Redskins fan, and enormous hippie Vic “Torino” Matus* over at Galley Slaves. *Note to Vic’s mom: I’m just joshing about calling your son a hippie. Especially since he mentioned that you called him to tell … Continue reading →
Where’s your “no blood for oil” now? China’s got the frickin’ PLA in Sudan to protect its oil deals with the genocidal government, and you decide the best way to deal with the crisis is to go to the UN. … Continue reading →
