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It Never Was About Gay Marriage

The Gormogons Posted on August 2, 2012 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

The Czar wrote a brief tweet yesterday evening that seemed to resonate with a lot of people. Rather than quote or repeat it, the Czar will simply restate it more formally. Chick-Fil-A apparently set a world record in fast food … Continue reading →

Posted in Gay Marriage, Gays, Homeland Haters, Leftism, Same-Sex Marriage

The Czar Was Gonna See It Anyway…

The Gormogons Posted on July 21, 2011 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

This Sunday, we throw the kids in the armored train and take them to the mall to see Captain America. The Czar likes to go Sunday mornings because the theaters here are emptier, half price, and he really likes sitting … Continue reading →

Posted in Americans, Hollywood, Hollywood conservatives, Hollywood liberals, Homeland Haters, Movies, This movie really sucks

Cruce de la Frontera es Ilegal

The Gormogons Posted on October 8, 2009 by The MandarinOctober 8, 2009

The Department of Homeland Insecurity has decided to strip Maricopa County Sherriff Joe Arpaio of his authority to arrest suspected illegal immigrants based solely on their immigration status. When a reporter asked Willie Sutton why he robbed banks he responded, … Continue reading →

Posted in Homeland Haters, Illegals

Let’s Paint the Town Red!

The Gormogons Posted on September 29, 2009 by The MandarinSeptember 29, 2009

You may remember that your Mandarin commented back on September 10th that “the Chinese flag was going to fly over the Ellipse in D.C.” to commemorate the 60th anniversary of the Communist Chinese regime. Now it turns out that according … Continue reading →

Posted in China, Chinese Tyranny, Communism, Communist Sympathizers, Communists, Empire State Building, Homeland Haters

Most Americans Still Think America is Greatest

The Gormogons Posted on September 21, 2009 by The Czar of MuscovySeptember 21, 2009

Homeland haters can bite us. Rasmussen poll reveals that 57% of Americans still think the rest of the world should be more like America. That constitutes a majority. Once the Progressives are bounced out of office starting next year, those … Continue reading →

Posted in Americans, Homeland Haters, Progressives

It’s Hard To Hear You Over All That Cognitive Dissonance

The Gormogons Posted on September 13, 2009 by The Czar of MuscovySeptember 13, 2009

Thomas L. Friedman of the New York Times really wants President Obama to make him czar of something. Anything. He is well qualified. For one thing, he likes “pragmatism,” and he thinks national socialism is a good idea. In an … Continue reading →

Posted in China, Chinese Tyranny, Homeland Haters, Liberal Fascism, Liberals, New York Times - NYT, Progressives

Right Now, Billions Are Dying, Man!

The Gormogons Posted on September 11, 2009 by The Czar of MuscovySeptember 11, 2009

Matt Taibbi of Rolling Stone magazine takes on the state of America’ healthcare system and manages to get everything pretty much dead wrong. Obviously, he is a sucker for a single payer—that is, Federally run—system. He couldn’t be printed in … Continue reading →

Posted in Government Run Healthcare, Health care, Hippies…they say they want to save the world but all they do is smoke pot and smell bad, Homeland Haters, Rolling Stone

European Vacation

The Gormogons Posted on August 11, 2009 by The Czar of MuscovyAugust 11, 2009

The Czar generally does not vacation to happy places. He did once, and was so delighted by what he found that he had the entire housekeeping staff gunned down. The Czar is not sure why he thought to say this, … Continue reading →

Posted in Bored Children, Children, Euro-Elitist Academics, Europe, Homeland Haters, Liberals, Psychology, Vacations

What Was Old is New Again

The Gormogons Posted on July 30, 2009 by The MandarinJuly 30, 2009

I thought that just 6-months ago we were told that there was no such thing as terrorism, just “man-made disasters.” I guess when you get to actually look behind the curtain, your perspective of the situation changes. This article outlines … Continue reading →

Posted in Global War on Terror, Homeland Haters, Islamic Terror, Terrorism

Who Speaks for the Starving Vegetables?

The Gormogons Posted on June 26, 2009 by The MandarinJune 26, 2009

Well, FoxNews.com is reporting that the House of Representatives has passed the Climate Change Bill by a vote of 217 to 205. The Democrats have demonized CO2 with the help of the useful idiots in the “environmental” movement to pass … Continue reading →

Posted in Climate Change, Climatology, Fruits, Global Cooling, Global Warming, Greenpeace, Homeland Haters, Sierra Club, Socialism, Vegetables

Between the Czar and the POTUS Only, Please…

The Gormogons Posted on June 3, 2009 by The Czar of MuscovyJune 3, 2009

The Czar is well aware that POTUS Obama reads this blog, and very few others. So this is a private message to him. If you are not him, please scroll down and check out the uber-cool ragtime player video the … Continue reading →

Posted in Barack Obama, Fallacy of Foreign-Political Egocentrism, Homeland Haters

Backlash

The Gormogons Posted on May 29, 2009 by The Czar of MuscovyMay 29, 2009

Some stories have happy endings. The Czar is aware of a growing social meme that the Conservative backlash is beginning, way beyond Tea Parties. POTUS Obama is being called on the carpet almost weekly now. Pelosi is losing popular support. … Continue reading →

Posted in Americans, Conservatism, Homeland Haters

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