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Liberalisms, A/K/A Stupid Things Liberals Say

The Gormogons Posted on July 23, 2013 by 'PuterApril 6, 2014

There are no words adequate to describethe immorality, evil and stupidity inherentin this liberalism, brought to you by the shrill, humorless harpies at Code Pink. ‘Puter thinks it’s cute that liberals regurgitate demonstrably false talking points. ‘Puter thinks it’s even … Continue reading →

Posted in 'Puter's Always Right, In English Please, Liberal Idiots, Stupid People, Stupidity, Word of the Day

Cunning Linguistics

The Gormogons Posted on June 7, 2013 by Dr. J.April 6, 2014

Novel data presentation has always been something Dr. J. has been fond of.  Similarly, regional dialect differences is also a subject of casual study for Dr. J. He largely has his 7th grade linguistics teacher to blame for this, but … Continue reading →

Posted in Batman, Data, Dick Clark, In English Please, Language, United States of America

BG is teh Awsum

The Gormogons Posted on April 6, 2013 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

Long-time brainpowerfulness BG writes in: Your Czariness – Jonah Goldberg initially pointed me in the direction of Castle Gormogon. So it’s immensely satisfying to me when someone responds to a post of mine as below. rulierose @bg • 20 hours … Continue reading →

Posted in Club Gormogon, Friend of Gormogons, Illegals, Immigration, In English Please, Jonah Goldberg, Mailbag, Minion, Minions

Is America Getting Dumber?

The Gormogons Posted on February 13, 2013 by Dr. J.April 6, 2014

Dr. J. loves this interactive graph from the UK Guardian. The authors created a graph analyzing the reading level of the State of the Union report (or speech) since our nation’s founding using the Flesch-Kincaid readability test. The dots are … Continue reading →

Posted in England, Grammar, In English Please, Math class is hard, Speech, The Obama Amateur Hour

In re the alleged serial killer in Oxford

The Gormogons Posted on January 27, 2013 by Confucius, Œc. Vol.April 6, 2014

Quoth the Czar: With any luck, Confucius* will write in with some of his copious collection of pet peeves in writing.  Don’t get me started. But here’s one: One pet peeve is people who fail to realize that the Oxford … Continue reading →

Posted in Gormogon Infighting, In English Please, Punctuation, writing

The Oxford, Serial Killer

The Gormogons Posted on January 27, 2013 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

One thing all of your hosts share here is a love of writing. Except, of course, Mandarin; he prefers shouting at the computer, especially when he reads Drudge. But he’s actually a skilled writer as well. Our site has the … Continue reading →

Posted in In English Please, Punctuation, writing

The Czar Explains Spanish Weather

The Gormogons Posted on July 6, 2012 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

GorT wants to know why the term derecho is used to describe a particular type of storm. In fact, Spanish words are used as a lingua franca although they sound Greek to him. Here are some of the Spanish terms … Continue reading →

Posted in Climatology, GorT, In English Please, Meteorology

Sometimes Extinct Isn’t Forever

The Gormogons Posted on June 26, 2012 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

Well, one thing you’ve noticed is that between the bunch of us Gormogons, we speak over 1,000 languages. This is a good thing. Someone, maybe Napoleon, said a person who knows two languages is twice the person. Maybe—Napoleon said a … Continue reading →

Posted in Foul Language, In English Please, Linguistics

Dr. J.’s ‘he/they’ experience at Ivy University

The Gormogons Posted on May 16, 2012 by Dr. J.April 6, 2014

When Dr. J. saw this post by Kevin D. Williamson, he immediately thought of the Castle Grammarian, Torturer and Executioner, The Czar. He was quite pleased that The Czar penned something on the subject before Dr. J. awoke this morning. … Continue reading →

Posted in Apple, Castle Gormogon, Dr. J., Eleventy, Euro-Elitist Academics, Gormogon Infighting, Grammar, In English Please, Ivy University, Professor Mondo, The Czar of Muscovy

He, She, It…They

The Gormogons Posted on May 16, 2012 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

Over at The Corner, Kevin D. Williamson discusses a nonsensical promotion to change the third-person singular indeterminate pronoun from he to they. In other words, rather than say the traditional “If the auditor needs more information, he should request it … Continue reading →

Posted in In English Please, Political Correctness

For the Czar

The Gormogons Posted on May 6, 2012 by Dr. J.April 6, 2014

Actually other languages break into English’s house and leave their mark, and in the case of the Scandanavian Barbarians, twice…truth be told. Dr. J.

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Posted in Castle Gormogon, In English Please, Linguistics, The Czar of Muscovy

No Kidding

The Gormogons Posted on April 9, 2011 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 7, 2014

You will want to read the Great Dr. Boli’s guide to British v. American English. It is brief. And scores a couple of points. The Czar of MuscovyБожію Поспѣшествующею Милостію Мы, Дима Грозный Императоръ и Самодержецъ Всероссiйскiй, цѣсарь Московскiй. The … Continue reading →

Posted in British, In English Please

Your English Lesson Is Arrived

The Gormogons Posted on March 15, 2011 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 7, 2014

A hackneyed phrase is making a comeback in an ironic sense. Seems that as people get overwhelmed, frustrated, or aggravated, some begin to use the quote “I am become Death.” This apparently reveals how fatigued or angry they are. Astute … Continue reading →

Posted in In English Please

Yeah, This Guy Gets Us

The Gormogons Posted on October 14, 2010 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 7, 2014

Yes, yes he does. Welcome to the roll, Professor Mondo. And the Czar aperceyveth wel by certeyne evydences that our honeste webespace lakketh a goode quantitie of Myddel Englysshe. And sith by cause as the Czar stille speketh it, now … Continue reading →

Posted in In English Please

Oh Stewardess, I Speak Jive…

The Gormogons Posted on August 27, 2010 by The MandarinApril 7, 2014

The Washington Times has this article discussing a DEA memo regarding their potential need for Ebonics translators. Hey, here is fun idea, why don’t we actually teach children English in schools. Now I’m sure that we would have to get … Continue reading →

Posted in Ebonics, In English Please, Racism, Teacher Unions

Mind the Furniture Store

The Gormogons Posted on June 20, 2009 by The Czar of MuscovyJune 20, 2009

Right. Well, as you know, GorT sent a message to the world by deliberately causing the Kaguya probe to crash into the surface of the Moon as a demonstration of our power. JAXA, Japan’s version of NASA (except they seem … Continue reading →

Posted in Google, In English Please, Japanese language, Moon, Science

Woodie Guthrie, Where Are You?

The Gormogons Posted on December 7, 2008 by 'PuterDecember 7, 2008

Unions.  Gotta love them.  Down is up and up is down to these folks.  In ChicagObama, Republic Windows and Doors shut down its factory after its lender Bank of America refused to make further disbursements on Republic’s operating line of … Continue reading →

Posted in Haymarket Riot, In English Please, Unions

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