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Why Of Course Taxpayers Will Foot The Bill For This!

The Gormogons Posted on February 18, 2014 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

Operative BJ writes in with alarming news: Hey, you in the chair! Operative BJ is happy to have you and you and you pay for him to enjoy his 8-week tanning treatment through your tax dollars. And no, Operative BJ … Continue reading →

Posted in Government Run Healthcare, Health care, Insurance, Mailbag, Medicine, ObamaCare, Operative BJ, Pop Psychology, Psychology, Snow

An Extra Wet Male Bag!: Federal Flood Insurance Edition

The Gormogons Posted on January 30, 2014 by 'PuterApril 6, 2014

Czar takes a break from his taxing hike during the Plateau of Leng’s first and only Pride Parade. The parade was discontinued after a freak rainbow focused the light from our quasar sun, instantly vaporizing all organic material, leaving behind … Continue reading →

Posted in 'Puter's Always Right, Gormogon Operatives, Gubbamint, Insurance, Mailbag, Suck It Czar

‘Puter Fixes Flood Insurance

The Gormogons Posted on January 29, 2014 by 'PuterApril 6, 2014

Sorry, folks. It’s long past time you started paying your own bills for your risky, beachfront properties instead of sticking Kansans with the bill. Actions have consequences. Unless, of course, Washington politicians insulate you from your action’s consequences with a … Continue reading →

Posted in 'Puter's Always Right, Gubbamint, Insurance, Stupid Politicians, Suck It Czar

The Fragility of Life

The Gormogons Posted on January 5, 2014 by Dr. J.April 6, 2014

The prayer candle that Dr. J. lit for Lady and Loki J.’s breeder. Lady J. and Loki J.’ breeder suddenly fell ill this week with meningitis and is in the intensive care unit. He is critically ill and while it’s … Continue reading →

Posted in Book of Life, Dogs Are Better Than Cats, Dr. J., Health care, Insurance, Religion

Go for the Bronze! OR Actuarial Scroogery

The Gormogons Posted on December 23, 2013 by Dr. J.April 6, 2014

Sexy Actuary is going to be the hot Halloween Costume in 2014. Girls with glasses, meow! Well, Ed Henry, F. Chuck Todd, Major Lt. Col. Garrett and the rest of the White House press corps (not corpses) can stop asking … Continue reading →

Posted in Christmas, Christmas Carol, Insurance, Math class is hard, ObamaCare, Scrooge, The Obama Amateur Hour

Dr. J. plays catch up

The Gormogons Posted on November 21, 2013 by Dr. J.April 6, 2014

Gentle Readers, Dr. J.’s been horrifically busy of late, so he hasn’t been able to write much of substance and you’ve had to suffer the slings and arrows of My Little Pony jokes and puppy pictures, and not much Gormotastic … Continue reading →

Posted in Doctor Who, Harry Reid, Hillary Clinton, Insurance, John Kennedy, Kids These Days, Medical Ethics, Nuclear Weapons, ObamaCare, The Obama Amateur Hour

Speaking Truth to Kirsten Powers

The Gormogons Posted on October 25, 2013 by Dr. J.April 6, 2014

‘Free’ is more expensive than out of pocket. Dr. J. apologizes for using the same trope in back to back posts, but it really fits today’s post. Kirsten Powers, the pro-life Democrat political commentator was on Megan Kelly’s show this last … Continue reading →

Posted in Insurance, kirsten powers, Math class is hard, michelle malkin, ObamaCare, The Obama Amateur Hour, twitchy, Twitter

Why Healthcare Insurance At All?

The Gormogons Posted on November 1, 2012 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

Super-Minion ScottO (um, which probably he should resist putting on a résumé) leaves us this quill-penned note tacked to our wooden door: Dread Czar, While I appreciate your position, and that of the self-employed RA, and I certainly agree that … Continue reading →

Posted in Health care, Insurance

Re: Health Insurance Simplification

The Gormogons Posted on October 31, 2012 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

RA writes in: Czar, Great idea on health insurance simplification. I buy my own health insurance (self-employed, wife covered at her work, kids grown and on their own), so that approach has much appeal to me. Better yet, put some … Continue reading →

Posted in Health care, Insurance, Mailbag

Health Insurance Simplification

The Gormogons Posted on October 31, 2012 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

Hey, here is a goofy idea. How about when Romney dumps and replaces the ACA, we replace it with something that’s actually a hell of a lot easier? Not just cheaper—there are plenty of good ideas on how to lower … Continue reading →

Posted in Health care, Insurance

Nine out of Ten Doctors Agree with Dr. J…

The Gormogons Posted on June 18, 2012 by Dr. J.April 6, 2014

The Doctor will see you now, but his sonic screwdriver will be taxed as a medical device… There was a recent survey performed by the Doctor Patient Medical Association Foundation. Basically, they obtained 36,000 physician office fax numbers, delivered ~16,000 … Continue reading →

Posted in 2012 Election, Doctors, Health care, HHS Mandate, Insurance, ObamaCare

Homeowner’s Insurance: Paying For Incompetence

The Gormogons Posted on November 26, 2010 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 7, 2014

Checked your homeowner’s insurance lately? A lot of people pay off their mortgage with property taxes and homeowner’s insurance rolled into a lump sum (“escrow”). Each month, they either write a check or use an auto-deduction to pay that off. … Continue reading →

Posted in Financial Crisis, Financial Industry, Housing Crisis, Insurance

Private Unemployment Insurance?

The Gormogons Posted on November 8, 2010 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 7, 2014

The Czar has a proposal for the government. A good one. Helps the Feds and the States. Eliminates billions of dollars in a single shot. Perhaps our quadruple-IQ readership, or even the other mad geniuses who frolic within the Castle, … Continue reading →

Posted in Government Control, Insurance, Social Security, Unemployment

A million more kids without insurance? Must be…ObamaCare®!

The Gormogons Posted on September 25, 2010 by Confucius, Œc. Vol.April 7, 2014

Heather Higgins writes: Hey, what’s the problem with real world consequences to your bad ideas when you’re a smug, snarky, sanctimonious ideologue? Nothing! If you’ve just killed the kids-only insurance market, that must be the insurance companies’ fault – because … Continue reading →

Posted in Children, Dirty Liberals, Evil, Government Run Healthcare, Insurance, Leftism

The real health-care problem.

The Gormogons Posted on December 29, 2009 by Confucius, Œc. Vol.December 29, 2009

Demand-side cost control? Ha. Via Big Government. Confucius, Œc. Vol.Don’t ask impertinent questions like that jackass Adept Lu. www.gormogons.com

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Posted in Health care, Insurance

Check out nationalaffairs.com

The Gormogons Posted on September 8, 2009 by Confucius, Œc. Vol.September 8, 2009

Looks like a new must-read site. From a couple of their inaugural articles: …The old joke that GM was a health-insurance company that made cars on the side increasingly became the company’s grim reality. As its commitments grew while its … Continue reading →

Posted in Divorce, Entitlements, Insurance, Journalism

So why wouldn’t they…

The Gormogons Posted on August 17, 2009 by Confucius, Œc. Vol.August 17, 2009

…do this? Say, here’s a thought. Someone keeps saying there are 47 million Americans without healthcare coverage. How about this: find out who they are. The census folks should be getting this data in another few months anyway when they … Continue reading →

Posted in D.C. Public Schools, Gubbamint, Insurance, School Vouchers, Socialized Medicine

Re: Dropping the Public Option

The Gormogons Posted on August 17, 2009 by The Czar of MuscovyAugust 17, 2009

…One of the best ways to bring down costs, provide more choices and assure quality is a public option that will force the insurance companies to compete and keep them honest.—Barack Obama, July, 2009. Insurance companies do not compete? By … Continue reading →

Posted in Barack Obama, Government Run Healthcare, Health care, Insurance, ObamaCare, The Czar Reads HR 3200

Dropping the public option?

The Gormogons Posted on August 17, 2009 by Confucius, Œc. Vol.August 17, 2009

Well, this sounds good and like a victory for American medicine. But read on a bit and you’ll see this: Under a proposal by Sen. Kent Conrad, D-N.D., consumer-owned nonprofit cooperatives would sell insurance in competition with private industry, not … Continue reading →

Posted in Government Run Healthcare, Insurance, ObamaCare, Socialized Medicine

What Does a Health Insurance Policy Cost?

The Gormogons Posted on August 16, 2009 by The MandarinAugust 16, 2009

With the tremendously important debate currently taking place regarding the perceived need for healthcare reform and the government’s alleged responsibility to provide coverage for every person in this country – which your Mandarin can guarantee will include those in the … Continue reading →

Posted in Health care, Insurance, Socialized Medicine

Word Substitution Fun

The Gormogons Posted on August 12, 2009 by The Czar of MuscovyAugust 12, 2009

Let us play a word substitution game, because you can learn a lot about someone by substituting analogues for what they say. And if they object, it’s only because they employ situation ethics. If you are unfamiliar with that phrase, … Continue reading →

Posted in Health care, Insurance, Socialized Medicine, The Obama Amateur Hour

State Sanctioned Crime

The Gormogons Posted on July 21, 2009 by 'PuterJuly 21, 2009

‘Puter’s work background is, very broadly defined, in financial services. In ‘Puter’s job, he has the misfortune of dealing daily with people involved in the real estate industry. Top to bottom, the real estate industry has nothing to do with … Continue reading →

Posted in Gubbamint, Insurance

Which Is It?

The Gormogons Posted on March 19, 2009 by 'PuterMarch 19, 2009

President Obama floated, then quickly withdrew, a plan to require injured veterans to use their private insurance to cover combat injuries, despite the public care provided by the Veterans Administration. Meanwhile, President Obama’s administration continues full bore on a plan … Continue reading →

Posted in Barack Obama, Insurance, Military

Cautionary Tale

The Gormogons Posted on February 4, 2009 by 'PuterFebruary 4, 2009

Governor Charlie Crist (R) of Florida unwittingly provides the Obama Administration an object lesson in how not to use government to fix a perceived problem. When government participates in the market, and rigs the rules such that it is unprofitable … Continue reading →

Posted in Charlie Crist, Florida, Insurance

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