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Re: Shenanigans

The Gormogons Posted on June 18, 2014 by GorTJune 18, 2014

Operative SMR writes in the following: To the Puissant and Metallic GorTechie, Please do not allow the red herring of the “lost” emails. Remember Occam’s Razor. The emails are not “lost.” The administration is flat out lying. Again. Your trembling … Continue reading →

Posted in #fail, Internal Revenue Service

Mission Not Accomplished

The Gormogons Posted on June 23, 2013 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

For a while there, maybe as long as three weeks ago, some people were compiling lists of Obama-era scandals just to keep track of them. Indeed, it seemed every week another insulting or embarrassing leak was happening that showed what … Continue reading →

Posted in Barack Obama, Internal Revenue Service, Libya, National Security, Obama Administration, Scandals, The Obama Amateur Hour

Boughs of Holly

The Gormogons Posted on June 18, 2013 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

A trio from Island Dweller, who now posts here more frequently than our own Confucius,* now concludes: Your immenseness: It would seem we have our lower-level supervisor who, according to the media, was directly responsible for providing guidance to anti-tea … Continue reading →

Posted in Internal Revenue Service, Island Dweller, Kids These Days, Scandals

Like The Drip, Drip, Drip Of The Raindrops

The Gormogons Posted on June 10, 2013 by 'PuterApril 6, 2014

 Cole Porter, who understoodwitch hunts, would not be amusedby our president’s disregard of Americans’ right to be secure fromunwarranted government invasionof our personal lives. ‘Puter loves him some American standards, like Night and Day, sung by Ella Fitzgerald, which … Continue reading →

Posted in 'Puter, Barack Obama, Bill of Rights, Department of Justice, Department of State, Intelligence Community, Internal Revenue Service, Musicals, National Security, Scandals, U.S. Constitution

An Island Dweller Two-Fer

The Gormogons Posted on June 5, 2013 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

Two missives from Island Dweller worth sharing: Most exalted one,It seems the IRS agents who sang so freely about methods employed to harass and stymie conservative tax-exempt organizations in their application or renewal process have declined to identify those high-ranking … Continue reading →

Posted in Chicago, Concealed-Carry Laws, Firearms, Gun control, Gun Ownership, Guns, Illinois, Internal Revenue Service, Island Dweller, Law Enforcement, Scandals

IRS Bias As Rampant As We Thought

The Gormogons Posted on June 3, 2013 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

Still not looking good for our president’s second term. Ah yes, the IRS has finally agreed to eye contact with the typical American voter. Polls are showing a steady erosion of support for him—actually, the good tidings are over—and a … Continue reading →

Posted in Internal Revenue Service, Island Dweller, Scandals

What does Dr. J. want?

The Gormogons Posted on May 23, 2013 by Dr. J.April 6, 2014

What do you want, readers? Dr. J. was having lunch the other day with Mr. Morden. He asked, so Dr. J. answered: Dr. J. wants a Superman movie with someone other than Lex Luthor or General Zod as the villain … Continue reading →

Posted in Babylon 5, Bill of Rights, Doctor Who, Internal Revenue Service, Journalism, My Little Pony, Star Trek, Star Wars, The Obama Amateur Hour

The IRS Scandal and Apple’s Taxes Augur Liberalism’s Doom

The Gormogons Posted on May 22, 2013 by 'PuterApril 6, 2014

What do the IRS scandal and the Senate’s hearing on Apple’s tax avoidance have in common? Both events lay bare modern American liberalism’s Achilles’ heel. Just like Prohibition, Liberalism dependson Americans’ willingness to voluntarilycomply with laws requiring Americansto do something … Continue reading →

Posted in Americans, Anti-American, Corruption, Democrats, Internal Revenue Service, Liberal Fascism, Liberal Idiots, Liberals, Scandals, Stupid People, Stupid Politicians, Taxes

Czar’s Mail Bag Now Emptier

The Gormogons Posted on May 22, 2013 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

It’s action-packed half-a-load of kung fu adventure today as we dig down deep in the mailbag, brush aside the shrunken heads that teenager in Olympia keeps sending us (people curry favor in different ways, one presumes) and respond to a … Continue reading →

Posted in Department of Justice, Gormogon Operatives, Internal Revenue Service, Island Dweller, Mailbag, MC, Minions, Scandals

Change you can believe in!

The Gormogons Posted on May 21, 2013 by Dr. J.April 6, 2014

Dr. J. saw this over at IMAO. They poached it from the original source, Hope n’ Change Cartoons.* Don’t have too many Harvey Wallbangers at the Leaping Peacock… By the way, Dr. J. learned how to do transplant-grade nephrectomies back … Continue reading →

Posted in Gallows Humor, Internal Revenue Service, ObamaCare, Taxes, The Obama Amateur Hour

Two Ways Tea Party Can Use the IRS Scandal

The Gormogons Posted on May 18, 2013 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

If the Czar were a Tea Party—and trust us, he would show up with Irish whiskey and call it tea—he would be pretty eager to get up in the morning right about now. This IRS scandal is an untapped gold … Continue reading →

Posted in Internal Revenue Service, Scandals, Tea Party

Ethics, or The Lack Thereof

The Gormogons Posted on May 17, 2013 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

ScottO, distinguished comptroller of time and space, nudges the Czar at the Castle lobby lounge bar and asks: O Dread Czar, I started reading Island Dweller’s missive regarding the subject at hand, and came across the acronym SES. Now, never … Continue reading →

Posted in Big Government, Internal Revenue Service, Mailbag, Scandals, ScottO

Government Ethics

The Gormogons Posted on May 16, 2013 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

Using an AN/PRC-77 dipped in ink, no less a personage than LTC Dan writes in on the subject of ethics: Granted, I am now a mere contractor. But after 27 years of military service, I have yet to see (a) … Continue reading →

Posted in Internal Revenue Service, Mailbag, Scandals

‘Puter’s Scandalicious Roundup: Now With More Schadenfreude!

The Gormogons Posted on May 15, 2013 by 'PuterApril 6, 2014

Yeah, it’s been a bad week for egotistical,hubristic dipsticks everywhere. And it’sabout darned time. ‘Puter’s been off the grid for the past few days, mostly because his work computer got infected with malware.* ‘Puter also learned that his office servers … Continue reading →

Posted in Barack Obama, Democrats, Eric Holder, Internal Revenue Service, Liberal Fascism, Libya, Michelle Obama, Scandals, Stupid People

Obama in a Nutshell

The Gormogons Posted on May 14, 2013 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

As you repeatedly hear, the President is sick and tired of people politicizing everything to make him look bad. On the Fast and Furious Scandal: The Department of Justice orders gun dealers in the Southwest to sell weapons to obviously … Continue reading →

Posted in Associated Press, Barack Obama, Fast and Furious, Internal Revenue Service, Libya, Obama Administration, Scandals, The Obama Amateur Hour

Headlines from Earth 2 – 2005 Edition

The Gormogons Posted on May 13, 2013 by Dr. J.April 6, 2014

President Starr was equally fetching with his goatee. Gentle Readers, Dr. J. took GorT’s time machine for a spin, and not only went back in time, but shifted a lane or two over to the left to a mirror universe … Continue reading →

Posted in ABC News, Dr. J. Style, GorTechie's Time Travel Adventures, Internal Revenue Service, Media Bias, Satire, The Obama Amateur Hour

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