↓
 

The Gormogons

Home→Categories Iraq

Category Archives: Iraq

Iraq War: 2003 – 2011

The Gormogons Posted on December 16, 2011 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

The President, despite all analysis, has declared the Iraq War officially over. Congratulations, Mr. President. We believe you have earned this: The Czar of MuscovyБожію Поспѣшествующею Милостію Мы, Дима Грозный Императоръ и Самодержецъ Всероссiйскiй, цѣсарь Московскiй. The Czar was born … Continue reading →

Posted in Barack Obama, Iraq, Irony, The Obama Amateur Hour, War in Iraq

Egypt: Some Possible Scenarios

The Gormogons Posted on January 28, 2011 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 7, 2014

There is a joke once popular among Egyptians and more appropriate now than ever. Roughly translated, it goes like this: “The Angel of Death comes to Ḥusnī Mubārak, and says ‘It is time. Say good bye to the Egyptian people.’ … Continue reading →

Posted in Communism, Communists, Democracy, Egypt, Husnī Mubārak, Iran, Iraq, Islamic Terror, Muslims, Obama Administration, South Korea, Terrorism, Terrorists, The Obama Amateur Hour, Tunisia, Vietnam

Carter and Obama: Dissimilar Failings

The Gormogons Posted on October 12, 2010 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 7, 2014

So how close is President Obama to President Jimmy Carter in terms of public perception? Although there are many superficial similarities, many on the Right are attempting to align the two men in order to promote the idea that a … Continue reading →

Posted in Afghanistan, Barack Obama, George W. Bush, Iran, Iraq, Jimmy Carter, Richard Nixon, Ronald Reagan, Soviet Union, War in Afghanistan, War in Iraq

Re: Qom Gambit (Updated!)

The Gormogons Posted on September 26, 2009 by The Czar of MuscovySeptember 26, 2009

The Czar is prompted to reply to his own post in order to respond to various emails, comments, and so on at once. 1. “Do you really believe war with Iran is inevitable?” By no means. The Czar would not … Continue reading →

Posted in Afghanistan, Iran, Iraq, Israel, Mailbag, Russia, The Obama Amateur Hour

Recognizing Reality: Arab Countries to Drop Denial of Israel?

The Gormogons Posted on September 7, 2009 by The Czar of MuscovySeptember 7, 2009

Ha‘aretz is reporting some encouraging news, in that a senior US official believes an unspecified number of Arab states have agreed to make overtures to Israel, perhaps as a prelude to normalizing relations with Israel. Presently, only two Arab countries … Continue reading →

Posted in Afghanistan, Bahrain, Egypt, Hashemite Kingdom of Jordan, Iran, Iraq, Israel, Kuwait, Lebanon, Qatar, Saudi Arabia, Syria, UAE, Yemen

Big news from Iraq?

The Gormogons Posted on July 28, 2009 by Confucius, Œc. Vol.July 28, 2009

Maliki Shi’ites and Anbar Sunnis working on a coalition? That’d be a big step towards stabilizing the republic. Confucius, Œc. Vol.Don’t ask impertinent questions like that jackass Adept Lu. www.gormogons.com

Continue reading →
Posted in Democracy, Iraq

“Thank you, America”

The Gormogons Posted on July 13, 2009 by Confucius, Œc. Vol.July 13, 2009

Wow. Via the Weekly Standard: America chose to save us from the most evil party, and the most despicable President in the universe [Saddam]. Meanwhile, the Arab powers stood firmly against the American project. They used all means to thwart … Continue reading →

Posted in Conspiracy theories from Saturn, Iraq, The Arab World

Surprise!

The Gormogons Posted on July 2, 2009 by 'PuterJuly 2, 2009

The poor Iraqis. They just started a new chapter in their history (withdrawal of U.S. troops), and we sent them Vice President Biden as a surprise gift. That’s almost as good a gift as the time ‘Puter’s grandma gave him … Continue reading →

Posted in Foreign Policy, Iraq, Joe Biden

His Problem To Bear

The Gormogons Posted on May 9, 2009 by The Czar of MuscovyMay 9, 2009

Sometimes it can be rough being a Democrat, especially when your salvation and fairy god-president starts reversing promises and begins to continue the policies he once decried. How much of this have we seen already? Well, first POTUS Obama said … Continue reading →

Posted in Death Penalty, Gay Marriage, Global Warming, Government Secrets, Iraq, Taxes, The Obama Amateur Hour

Another Foreign Policy Miracle!

The Gormogons Posted on March 18, 2009 by The Czar of MuscovyMarch 18, 2009

So tonight, ABC World News’ Charlie Gibson tells the Czar to watch how Iraq is a totally different country. Museums are open, women are wearing the latest fashions, and something like 84% of Iraqis now feel safe to walk their … Continue reading →

Posted in ABC News, Barack Obama, Iraq

Just Ask The French Jews

The Gormogons Posted on February 11, 2009 by 'PuterFebruary 11, 2009

Mr. Sarkozy, France’s current president, speaking in Iraq recently noted that “Our collaboration has no limits.” Far be it from ‘Puter to pick on heads of state, but ought one really use words that bring to mind France’s shameful cooperation … Continue reading →

Posted in Iraq, Nazis, Nicolas Paul Stéphane Sarközy de Nagy-Bocsa

America’s greatest living novelist…

The Gormogons Posted on December 19, 2008 by Confucius, Œc. Vol.December 19, 2008

…Mark Helprin fires off another jeremiad on America’s neglect of her own defenses and her political class’s incompetence in prosecuting the wars in Afghanistan and Iraq. Confucius, Œc. Vol.Don’t ask impertinent questions like that jackass Adept Lu. www.gormogons.com

Continue reading →
Posted in Afghanistan, China, Iran, Iraq, Mark Helprin, Russia, War

Iraqis defeat American Left

The Gormogons Posted on November 16, 2008 by Confucius, Œc. Vol.November 16, 2008

The good guys win one. Thank you, Iraq. Plus, this makes things much, much easier for President Obama to simply let Iraq fade beneath the news horizon, giving it a much better shot of continuing to develop into a decently … Continue reading →

Posted in Barack Obama, Iraq

Baghdad as Westminster

The Gormogons Posted on October 7, 2008 by Confucius, Œc. Vol.October 7, 2008

Great piece at MESH about the need for realistic expectations for Iraqi democracy. For your Volgi’s taste, if by the time we leave (or draw down to an token presence at their request) Iraq has a relatively decent government, that’s … Continue reading →

Posted in Democracy, Iraq, Kenya, The Arab World

Serdecznie dziękuję!

The Gormogons Posted on October 4, 2008 by Confucius, Œc. Vol.October 4, 2008

Poland wraps up its Iraq mission, with, I hope, the gratitude of all Americans. Remember, other than the British, no ally but Poland sent a full division to Iraq. Might I suggest a thank-you note to the defense attaché’s office … Continue reading →

Posted in Iraq, Poland

Kerry, Schumer, and McCaskill block Western access to Iraqi oil. China says, 謝謝!

The Gormogons Posted on September 17, 2008 by Confucius, Œc. Vol.September 17, 2008

Read all about this disgrace. Why, after all the assistance we’ve given to Iraq over the past five years, was the first major Iraqi oil deal signed with China and not with an American or even a western company? The … Continue reading →

Posted in China, Democrats, Iraq, Oil Black Gold Texas Tea

Mithal Alusi: Stud

The Gormogons Posted on September 15, 2008 by Confucius, Œc. Vol.September 15, 2008

Obviously, Iraq and Israel’s interests diverge, but given that they’re both mortal enemies of Syria and Iran from way back, this guy’s approach, with the context of received Arab opinion, is breathtakingly audacious. بالتوفيق یا سعیدی Via Max Boot. Confucius, … Continue reading →

Posted in Iraq, Israel, Mithal Alusi

What was that I was saying…

The Gormogons Posted on August 22, 2008 by Confucius, Œc. Vol.August 22, 2008

…about inter-group reconciliation? Well, one step forward, one step back. On the other hand, as long as these things are fought out politically, rather than in the streets, that’s progress of a huge order. But, of course, one never knows… … Continue reading →

Posted in Iraq

Another small sign…

The Gormogons Posted on August 22, 2008 by Confucius, Œc. Vol.August 22, 2008

…that, amazingly, Iraq could end up with a decent government. Inter-group reconciliation is a heck of a good sign for a society that was for decades a tyranny of a single clan (the al-Tikrîtiyya) and then, not a couple years … Continue reading →

Posted in Egypt, Iraq, Sa‘ad ed-Din Ibrahim

Hitchens on…

The Gormogons Posted on August 12, 2008 by Confucius, Œc. Vol.August 12, 2008

…the shameful silence of the Left about the emergence of what looks like a stable, peaceful, sovereign, decently governed Iraq. Turns out making Dubya look bad is more important than actually giving a damn about the fate of thirty million … Continue reading →

Posted in Iraq

Visitor’s Guide

About Us

A secret society dedicated to the restoration of the Kingdom of Poland-Lithuania, the imprisonment of Esperanto speakers, and furthering the eschatological doctrine of the Return from Occultation of the Thirteenth Imam, Val Kilmer. Seriously, what happened to that guy? He was awesome in Tombstone. ایمام سیزدهم

Scribble, scribble…

To contact your hosts and pledge your undying obedience, e-mail dr.j, gort, puter, theczar, themandarin or thenotoriousoev followed by the at sign, gormogons, then a ., and finally, com.

De Gormogonorum Mysteriis

Archives

  • July 2024
  • July 2023
  • February 2023
  • August 2022
  • June 2022
  • May 2022
  • March 2022
  • January 2022
  • December 2021
  • November 2021
  • October 2021
  • September 2021
  • August 2021
  • July 2021
  • June 2021
  • May 2021
  • April 2021
  • March 2021
  • January 2021
  • December 2020
  • October 2020
  • September 2020
  • August 2020
  • July 2020
  • June 2020
  • May 2020
  • April 2020
  • March 2020
  • February 2020
  • January 2020
  • December 2019
  • November 2019
  • October 2019
  • September 2019
  • August 2019
  • July 2019
  • June 2019
  • May 2019
  • April 2019
  • March 2019
  • February 2019
  • January 2019
  • December 2018
  • November 2018
  • October 2018
  • September 2018
  • August 2018
  • July 2018
  • June 2018
  • May 2018
  • April 2018
  • March 2018
  • February 2018
  • January 2018
  • December 2017
  • November 2017
  • October 2017
  • September 2017
  • August 2017
  • July 2017
  • June 2017
  • May 2017
  • April 2017
  • March 2017
  • February 2017
  • January 2017
  • December 2016
  • November 2016
  • October 2016
  • September 2016
  • August 2016
  • July 2016
  • June 2016
  • May 2016
  • April 2016
  • March 2016
  • February 2016
  • January 2016
  • December 2015
  • November 2015
  • October 2015
  • September 2015
  • August 2015
  • July 2015
  • June 2015
  • May 2015
  • April 2015
  • March 2015
  • February 2015
  • January 2015
  • December 2014
  • November 2014
  • October 2014
  • September 2014
  • August 2014
  • July 2014
  • June 2014
  • May 2014
  • April 2014
  • March 2014
  • February 2014
  • January 2014
  • December 2013
  • November 2013
  • October 2013
  • September 2013
  • August 2013
  • July 2013
  • June 2013
  • May 2013
  • April 2013
  • March 2013
  • February 2013
  • January 2013
  • December 2012
  • November 2012
  • October 2012
  • September 2012
  • August 2012
  • July 2012
  • June 2012
  • May 2012
  • April 2012
  • March 2012
  • February 2012
  • January 2012
  • December 2011
  • November 2011
  • October 2011
  • September 2011
  • August 2011
  • July 2011
  • June 2011
  • May 2011
  • April 2011
  • March 2011
  • February 2011
  • January 2011
  • December 2010
  • November 2010
  • October 2010
  • September 2010
  • August 2010
  • July 2010
  • June 2010
  • May 2010
  • April 2010
  • March 2010
  • February 2010
  • January 2010
  • December 2009
  • November 2009
  • October 2009
  • September 2009
  • August 2009
  • July 2009
  • June 2009
  • May 2009
  • April 2009
  • March 2009
  • February 2009
  • January 2009
  • December 2008
  • November 2008
  • October 2008
  • September 2008
  • August 2008
  • July 2008
  • January 2000
  • September 1999
  • July 1998
  • May 1998
  • September 1997
  • August 1997
  • July 1997
  • February 1997
  • September 1996
  • August 1996
  • September 1995
  • May 1995
  • July 1994
  • April 1994
  • March 1994
  • February 1994
  • October 1993
  • March 1992
  • May 1990
  • September 1988
  • December 1986
  • September 1981
  • September 1979
  • May 1977
  • July 1976
  • May 1972
  • December 1970
  • August 1970
©2025 - The Gormogons - Weaver Xtreme Theme
↑
Manage Cookie Consent
To provide the best experiences, we use technologies like cookies to store and/or access device information. Consenting to these technologies will allow us to process data such as browsing behavior or unique IDs on this site. Not consenting or withdrawing consent, may adversely affect certain features and functions.
Functional Always active
The technical storage or access is strictly necessary for the legitimate purpose of enabling the use of a specific service explicitly requested by the subscriber or user, or for the sole purpose of carrying out the transmission of a communication over an electronic communications network.
Preferences
The technical storage or access is necessary for the legitimate purpose of storing preferences that are not requested by the subscriber or user.
Statistics
The technical storage or access that is used exclusively for statistical purposes. The technical storage or access that is used exclusively for anonymous statistical purposes. Without a subpoena, voluntary compliance on the part of your Internet Service Provider, or additional records from a third party, information stored or retrieved for this purpose alone cannot usually be used to identify you.
Marketing
The technical storage or access is required to create user profiles to send advertising, or to track the user on a website or across several websites for similar marketing purposes.
Manage options Manage services Manage {vendor_count} vendors Read more about these purposes
View preferences
{title} {title} {title}