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Re: No Coincidence

The Gormogons Posted on August 5, 2009 by The Czar of MuscovyAugust 5, 2009

Geep—there is no coincidence. As revealed in the somehow-obtained memo from SoS Clinton, our North Korean parolees were hardly in the wrong place at the wrong time. They were intentionally breaking the law by crossing into and out of China … Continue reading →

Posted in Iran, Leftism, Liberals, Media, North Korea

How Liberal Is President Obama?

The Gormogons Posted on July 17, 2009 by 'PuterJuly 17, 2009

This liberal. President Obama voted against the Illinois version of the Born Alive Infant Protection Act when a state senator. The Illinois proposal would have simply required doctors to provide medical care to an infant born alive after an unsuccessful … Continue reading →

Posted in Abortion, Barack Obama, Liberals

Friday reading

The Gormogons Posted on June 26, 2009 by Confucius, Œc. Vol.June 26, 2009

A video and some articles for clicking through if work is slow, or if you find yourself belangoured on the weekend. On Pajamas TV, FotG David Frum continues his argument for the GOP’s forming “new majority” by presenting itself differently … Continue reading →

Posted in Barack Obama, China, Conservatism, David Frum, India, Iran, Japan, Liberals, Republicans, Requiescat in pace, Socialized Medicine, South Korea

A Most Dangerous Thing

The Gormogons Posted on June 24, 2009 by The Czar of MuscovyJune 24, 2009

In an open love letter to POTUS Obama, Aaron Colohan of the Richmond Liberal Examiner opines that the President is doing a fine job of managing both Iran and North Korea, even though they are two very different countries. The … Continue reading →

Posted in Barack Obama, Iran, Liberals, North Korea

Precrimes Division, anyone?

The Gormogons Posted on June 15, 2009 by GorTJune 15, 2009

Maybe this group really likes Tom Cruise movies or Phillip K. Dick short stories, because when I read the following it sounded a lot like “Minority Report”. The “World Future Council” has recently issued a press release stating “Crimes against … Continue reading →

Posted in Big Environment, Liberals, Stupid People

Hurting the Moon’s Widdle Feewings

The Gormogons Posted on June 12, 2009 by The Czar of MuscovyJune 12, 2009

Bad Astronomy found this gem. Here’s an alleged adult asking if we got the moon’s permission before we intentionally crashed the Kaguya orbiter into it to see what kicked up. Seriously. The Czar knows you are smart enough to recognize … Continue reading →

Posted in Conservatism, Hippies…they say they want to save the world but all they do is smoke pot and smell bad, Liberals, Science, Skepticism

Hatching a Bad News Story

The Gormogons Posted on June 8, 2009 by The Czar of MuscovyJune 8, 2009

The царица was reading the newspaper at breakfast Saturday morning, and hesitated at a story about gay penguins raising an egg together. “How do they know the penguins are gay?” she asked. “Is the story from AP?” the Czar asked. … Continue reading →

Posted in Gays, Germany, Liberals, Media Bias, Penguins

Since You Asked…

The Gormogons Posted on June 2, 2009 by The Czar of MuscovyJune 2, 2009

USA Today asks, Do religious conservatives share blame in Tiller’s death? The Czar asks, Do Liberals share blame in death of army recruiter? Once again, the Czar will summarize two points of recent merit: 1. Any mainstream media exposition of … Continue reading →

Posted in Hypocrisy, Liberals, Media Bias, New York Times - NYT

More On The Liberal Mind

The Gormogons Posted on May 25, 2009 by The Czar of MuscovyMay 25, 2009

In the June, 2009, issue of Scientific American, Michael Shermer writes about agenticity, his word for the psychological need that some adults have, in which they believe invisible factors are responsible for getting the work done in the world when … Continue reading →

Posted in Barack Obama, Liberals, Skepticism

Still Missing the Obvious

The Gormogons Posted on May 24, 2009 by The Czar of MuscovyMay 24, 2009

Perpetually baffled Associated Press wonders how the liberals lost out on two votes they thought were particularly valuable to them: the right to carry firearms in National Parks, and the closing of the Guantanamo holding facility. Liberals obviously feared the … Continue reading →

Posted in Barack Obama, Liberals

Fixing the GOP Image

The Gormogons Posted on May 15, 2009 by The Czar of MuscovyMay 15, 2009

The Czar is getting overwhelmed, and frankly a little tired, of blog after blog focused on what Republicans and/or Conservatives need to do in the Age of Obama. So much so, that he decided to write his own. Interestingly, almost … Continue reading →

Posted in Conservatism, Democrats, Liberals, Republicans

A Typical Day

The Gormogons Posted on May 7, 2009 by The Czar of MuscovyMay 7, 2009

Your Czar found himself in a lengthy elevator ride today with a liberal. The Czar only learned the man was a liberal from our conversation, which went thus: CZAR: Thirty-nine, please. LIB: Because of Bush and Cheney and the whole … Continue reading →

Posted in Liberals, Satire

Souter retiring?

The Gormogons Posted on May 1, 2009 by Confucius, Œc. Vol.May 1, 2009

Well, that’s a wash. Confucius, Œc. Vol.Don’t ask impertinent questions like that jackass Adept Lu. www.gormogons.com

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Posted in Justice Souter, Liberals, Supreme Court

Theodore Dalrymple on Paul Hollander…

The Gormogons Posted on April 28, 2009 by Confucius, Œc. Vol.April 28, 2009

…two of my favorite writers. With their memories of the sixties, when to be young was very heaven, they still believe that an oppositional stance in pursuit of perfection is virtuous in itself—indeed, is the prime or sole content of … Continue reading →

Posted in Anthony Daniels is Theodore Dalrymple, Liberals, Paul Hollander

P.J. doing some quality shtick…

The Gormogons Posted on April 27, 2009 by Confucius, Œc. Vol.April 27, 2009

… in Australia. When charming leftists stick their nose into things they don’t understand they become ratchet-jawed purveyors of monkey-doodle and baked wind. They are piddlers upon merit, beggars at the door of accomplishment, thieves of livelihood, envy coddling tax … Continue reading →

Posted in Liberals, P.J. O'Rourke

The Amazing Catholic Bullshit Generator

The Gormogons Posted on April 21, 2009 by Confucius, Œc. Vol.April 21, 2009

By John Zmirak. Here’s how The Generator works: Presented with a complicated problem that requires balancing the interests of groups with competing claims, it will draw selectively on Biblical references and Church documents to churn out rhetoric that simultaneously:1) Clouds … Continue reading →

Posted in Amazing Catholic Bullshit Generator, Humor, Liberals, Unam sanctam catholicam apostolicam ecclesiam

Un-Jolly Roger

The Gormogons Posted on April 11, 2009 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 11, 2009

Sigh. Roger Simon, your heart bleeds to where you need to stop the blood loss. Perhaps you, like too many of your mass media colleagues, need to go beyond the left-wing anti-gun websites for your research. Take this little anti-gun … Continue reading →

Posted in Gun control, Liberals, Roger Simon

The Myth of Liberal Science

The Gormogons Posted on April 9, 2009 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 9, 2009

The Czar has argued here that Republicans, and Conservatives in general, should be the stauncher supporters of science and technology, rather than let the Democrats invent the internet and the Liberals lead the charge against Creationist nonsense. In short, promotion … Continue reading →

Posted in Conservatism, Liberals, Science, Technology

What I Always Thought

The Gormogons Posted on March 30, 2009 by GorTMarch 30, 2009

I’m going to tie together a few seemingly unrelated threads today. First, we have this study that finds that toddlers “neither plan for the future nor live completely in the present. Instead, they call up the past as they need … Continue reading →

Posted in Big Environment, CFL, Kids These Days, Liberals

Say a prayer for this man.

The Gormogons Posted on March 28, 2009 by GorTMarch 28, 2009

Seriously, Mr. Matthews needs help.  Take a read through this online article and then let’s revisit the facts. One, an estimated 78% of people in this country identify themselves as Christian.  One would think that being Christian includes the belief … Continue reading →

Posted in Chris Matthews, Christianity, Liberals, Media Bias

More MSNBC Nonsense

The Gormogons Posted on March 11, 2009 by GorTMarch 11, 2009

So, apparently, it’s not the fourth estate’s job to inquire and prod about problems in politicians or political appointee’s past. We know that the White House and Congress doesn’t do a good job vetting it (see half a dozen posts … Continue reading →

Posted in Congress, Liberals, MSNBC, The Obama Amateur Hour

The Czar Recalls….

The Gormogons Posted on March 1, 2009 by The Czar of MuscovyMarch 1, 2009

In the late-1990s, Czar was once stomping West on Lake Street, in Chicago’s Loop, when he was approached by a young woman in a Greenpeace shirt carrying a clipboard. She asked the Czar if he were concerned about El Niño, … Continue reading →

Posted in Global Warming, Greenpeace, Liberals, Nuclear power (more now please), Science

Liberal Psychology

The Gormogons Posted on March 1, 2009 by 'PuterMarch 1, 2009

Ah, Czar, where have you been all my life? ‘Puter thinks this post is mostly correct.  One quibble, though, which may be more a matter of semantics than a meaningful difference.  ‘Puter thinks adherents of hard core liberalism treat their … Continue reading →

Posted in Gay Marriage, Liberals, Religion

Milking Same-Sex Marriage

The Gormogons Posted on March 1, 2009 by The Czar of MuscovyMarch 1, 2009

Eric Alan Beltt wrote that “liberalism is a psychology.” Beltt opines that liberals think differently than conservatives, and are not a political group so much as a way of thinking. Beltt explains that this way of thinking is, more or … Continue reading →

Posted in Constitutional Law, Hollywood liberals, Liberals, Oscars, Same-Sex Marriage

Inauguration in black and white

The Gormogons Posted on January 21, 2009 by Confucius, Œc. Vol.January 21, 2009

Friends of the Gormogons Jonah Goldberg & Steve Hayes have some very perspicacious comments on how great it is to have elected a black president—even not having voted for him and hoping that his policy agenda goes down in flames. … Continue reading →

Posted in Barack Obama, Friend of Gormogons, Inauguration, Jonah Goldberg, Liberals, Race, Steve Hayes

Democrats for McCain

The Gormogons Posted on October 21, 2008 by Confucius, Œc. Vol.October 21, 2008

Who knew there was such an organization? But there is, and they’re worried about (annoying capitalization and typo in the original) Obama’s leftism: AMERICA CANNOT AFFORD CORRUPT WELFARE PROGRAMS LIKE FANNY MAY & THE OBAMA TAX PLAN. 8 YEARS OF … Continue reading →

Posted in Democrats, Liberals, Weatherman, William Ayers

Great Moments In Teaching, Episode #42,727

The Gormogons Posted on October 14, 2008 by GorTOctober 14, 2008

It appears that some American children’s curriculum includes a section on Barack Obama. Right in the Volgi’s backyard, 8th grade students in Racine, Wisconsin, have a literature textbook with 15 pages devoted to Barack Obama. No content of Reagan, Bush … Continue reading →

Posted in Barack Obama, Liberals

Weekend Debate

The Gormogons Posted on October 13, 2008 by GorTOctober 13, 2008

GorT has some wacky relatives which I think have been alluded to before. I firmly believe in the right of every American legal citizen to vote for who they want. I also believe that if you don’t vote, you shouldn’t … Continue reading →

Posted in Bush Derangement Syndrome, George W. Bush, Liberals

Get Educated!

The Gormogons Posted on September 29, 2008 by GorTSeptember 29, 2008

Every time I read Thomas Sowell, I’m impressed. I’ve wondered why some of my relatives lean to the political left, so this column seemed relevant. Just chill on the following quote from the column: It is hardly surprising that young … Continue reading →

Posted in Liberals, Thomas Sowell

Ramblings of a Mad Man

The Gormogons Posted on September 18, 2008 by GorTSeptember 18, 2008

GorT’s been under the weather for the past 2 weeks with a nasty cough – I’ll spare everyone the gory details. So I’m glad to be back and while I’ve seen, read and heard way too much to post about … Continue reading →

Posted in Barack Obama, Liberals, Press, Sarah Palin

Equality?

The Gormogons Posted on September 4, 2008 by GorTSeptember 4, 2008

With comments like the following (h/t to Politico.com), how in the world do the democrat supporters not appear hypocritical: Liberal radio host Ed Schultz used the words “bimbo alert” to refer to Palin – where’s the denouncements? “Her first priority … Continue reading →

Posted in Equality, Liberals, Sarah Palin, Women

Windfall Profits, and Other Liberal Myths

The Gormogons Posted on August 28, 2008 by 'PuterAugust 28, 2008

George Will’s column today offers some fascinating statistics giving lie to the Democrats’ contention that Big Oil is sticking it to the Little Guy. Will writes: Obama thinks government is not getting a “reasonable share” of oil companies’ profits, which … Continue reading →

Posted in Exxon, George Will, Liberals, Taxes

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