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’Puter & Elvis Costello’s «Prophéties»

The Gormogons Posted on May 23, 2013 by Confucius, Œc. Vol.April 6, 2014

’Puter, You’re attributing too much foresight to Mr. D.P.A. McManus. The “Arabs” in “Oliver’s Army” are not the lumpen Muslims you talk about. The vast majority of that group have always been Subcontinental, the “blacks” or “Pakis” of the unlovely … Continue reading →

Posted in 'Puter, 'Puter's Always Right, Cars, England, Great Britain, Islam, Islamic Terror, Islamism, London, Media Bias, Military, Multiculturalism, Music, Political Correctness, Somalia, Stupid People, Stupid Politicians

Elvis Costello: England’s Nostradamus

The Gormogons Posted on May 23, 2013 by 'PuterApril 6, 2014

This is almost exactly ‘Puter’s beloved2001 Nissan Pathfinder, which really hasvery little to do with the point of this post. ‘Puter’s not a car guy.  It’s not that ‘Puter doesn’t like cars, it’s just that he’s not the type that … Continue reading →

Posted in 'Puter, 'Puter's Always Right, Cars, England, Great Britain, Islam, Islamic Terror, Islamism, London, Media Bias, Military, Multiculturalism, Music, Political Correctness, Somalia, Stupid People, Stupid Politicians

Question(s) of the day

The Gormogons Posted on November 16, 2012 by Dr. J.April 6, 2014

Mandy’s favorite radio host linked to this thought provoking IDF poster on his Facebook page: Question of the day: Why is it that Israel is the only country that is pilloried for defending itself from those who would do her … Continue reading →

Posted in Glenn Beck, Hamas, Hummus, IDF, Israel, Last Tanks in Paris, London, New York, Self Defense, Sydney

Breaking: Romney VP Leaked!

The Gormogons Posted on August 11, 2012 by Dr. J.April 6, 2014

Your Gormogons masters, the puppet-masters of the puppet-masters we are, have chosen to reveal to you, our devoted readers, a picture obtained from the Romney ’12 VP announcement pre-party this evening… With a name like Maroney, how could he take … Continue reading →

Posted in 2012 Election, And yet she must scream, Hello Kitty, London, McKayla Maroney, Mormons, Moroni, Olympics, Paul Ryan, Shameless Romney 2012ing

Olympic Game Theory: Lose Battle, Win War

The Gormogons Posted on August 8, 2012 by Dr. J.April 6, 2014

What? Did you expect pictures of badminton players or the dude from Algeria? Walsh-Jennings and May-Treanor are the role models here! This may sound like Dr. J. coming to the subject late, but Dr. J. has been pondering this issue … Continue reading →

Posted in Algeria, Beach volleyball (God help us), China, Game Theory, Games People Play, Kerry Walsh Jennings, London, Math class is hard, Misty May Treanor, Olympics, Track and Field

The First Doctor?!?!?

The Gormogons Posted on August 8, 2012 by Dr. J.April 6, 2014

She even had companions and prior companions… Rumor has it, Helen Mirren would be willing to play a Time Lord… h/t – SWFBF Dr. J.

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Posted in 19th Century, British Literature, Doctor Who, England, Helen Mirren, Humor, Julie Andrews, Literature, London, Science Fiction

Mailbag – Title IX-tastic

The Gormogons Posted on August 6, 2012 by Dr. J.April 6, 2014

Operative FJR writes in on a cocktail napkin from a lil beer joint off the Lee Highway: Dr J,  I don’t know if you have watched any of the women’s boxing but I happened to be watching a match when … Continue reading →

Posted in 2012, Cold War, Gymnastics, London, Olga Korbut, Olympics, Wardrobe Malfunction

LEGOlympics

The Gormogons Posted on August 1, 2012 by Dr. J.April 6, 2014

Dr. J. found these videos at the U.K. guardian website. They are a series of LEGOified highlight reels. The first was highlights of the US v. France men’s basketball game. The second was a replay of the Germany v. South … Continue reading →

Posted in 2012, Basketball, Fencing, Gymnastics, Lego, London, Olympics, This Olympics Really Sucks, United Kingdom

Swimming Follow Up

The Gormogons Posted on August 1, 2012 by Dr. J.April 6, 2014

Dr. J. has a touch of the insomnia, so he went to the London 2012 results page and ran the numbers on the Ye/Lochte controversy. This graph represents Ye and Lochte’s split times for each pool length. This is where … Continue reading →

Posted in China, London, Math class is hard, Olympics, Ryan Lochte, Swimming

Olympic Non-trovercies

The Gormogons Posted on July 31, 2012 by Dr. J.April 6, 2014

The thrill of victory… This article was linked to on Drudge, the other day. Basically, Ye Shiwen, a female Chinese swimmer and 2012 gold medalist enjoyed a 28.9(3) split in the last 50 m of the women’s 400 IM, compared … Continue reading →

Posted in 2012, Gymnastics, Jordyn Wieber, London, Olympics, Ryan Lochte, Swimming, This Olympics Really Sucks, Ye Shiwen

The 2012 Olympics Salute The Welfare State

The Gormogons Posted on July 28, 2012 by Dr. J.April 6, 2014

Five Rings for Foolish Progressives in their Posh Salons… The Opening Ceremonies are intended to be a window onto the history and culture of the sponsor nation. Indeed, the Vancouver Opening Ceremony was a celebration of the Inuit culture, the … Continue reading →

Posted in Burkina Faso, Chinese Taipei, London, Olympics, OMD, Progressives, Utopia, Welfare

In which The Doctor waxes poetic on the Olympics

The Gormogons Posted on July 27, 2012 by Dr. J.April 6, 2014

Not that Doctor, Dr. J., and you know how he’ll light the torch! ZZZZZZZZAP! A broken clock is right twice a day and a bat-shit crazy one-world-government progressive type can sure throw a terrific party once every two years. Tonight … Continue reading →

Posted in 2012, Americans, Cold War, Crusades, Doctor Who, Dr. J., England, London, Nationalism, Olympics, USA

Stupidity on an Olympic Scale…

The Gormogons Posted on August 24, 2011 by The MandarinApril 6, 2014

Your Mandarin has taken the time out of his busy day performing experiments on replacing the creamy filling in Twinkies with a synthetic polymer – although some would say there really is no difference – to award the coveted and … Continue reading →

Posted in Gun control, Gun Ownership, London, Olympics, Progressives

Life Without Pain or Effort

The Gormogons Posted on August 11, 2011 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

If you’re not familiar with Emily Grace, who basically runs our PR department these days, you should be. On her own site, she compares Americans to the rioters in the UK and makes some astonishing points. She states she is … Continue reading →

Posted in Americans, Big Government, Emily, Euro-Elitist Academics, Hooray, London, Welfare

Move more of world finance into New York? Not when we can tax and regulate!

The Gormogons Posted on July 15, 2010 by Confucius, Œc. Vol.April 7, 2014

New York and London have long competed to be the global capital of global capital. With plenty of business to go around, the competition has usually been friendly; now, as the West’s financial industry shrinks, it could become fierce. London … Continue reading →

Posted in Economic policy, Financial Industry, London, New York, Taxes

Big Brother is Watching

The Gormogons Posted on August 25, 2009 by Confucius, Œc. Vol.August 25, 2009

Extremely ineffectively. Confucius, Œc. Vol.Don’t ask impertinent questions like that jackass Adept Lu. www.gormogons.com

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Posted in Law Enforcement, London, Surveillance, Technology, United Kingdom, way too much technology

The British Are Coming …

The Gormogons Posted on July 10, 2009 by 'PuterJuly 10, 2009

… around to ‘Puter’s way of thinking. And about darned time, too. Good to see that our British cousins also recognize the necrotic effect of public sector unions on national economies. Ms. Camilla Cavendish (a delightful name straight out of … Continue reading →

Posted in Cavendish, London, The Times

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