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The Gormogons Posted on April 26, 2013 by GorTApril 6, 2014

Reader SMR wrote in last week in response to this post: To the Magnificent GorTechie: Those who strive to obtain the good graces of a robot are accustomed to come before him with such things as they hold most precious, … Continue reading →

Posted in Big Environment, GorT, Mailbag, Maryland, Taxes

Zero Tolerance Watch

The Gormogons Posted on March 11, 2013 by Dr. J.April 6, 2014

Looks more like a pop-tart. Senator Mikulski and Congressman Steny Hoyer of Maryland have submitted legislation to their respective houses of Congress today to have Idaho’s statehood rescinded as its shape is reminiscent of a gun and therefore has no … Continue reading →

Posted in Guns, Maryland, My Own Private Idaho, Public Schools

Mail bag

The Gormogons Posted on July 13, 2012 by GorTApril 6, 2014

GorT received an update from MC 900 Ft. Meteorologist regarding a wrinkle that local DC customers of Pepco and BGE will experience in their next bill:  Bill Stabilization Adjustment. Gort, More Maryland craziness: http://www.wusa9.com/news/article/212306/189/Pepco–BGE-Allowed-To-Bill-Customers-For-Lost-Outage-Revenue- WASHINGTON, D.C. (WUSA) Some of you … Continue reading →

Posted in Electricity, Mailbag, Maryland

Power

The Gormogons Posted on July 3, 2012 by GorTApril 6, 2014

Many of us here in the DC area are dealing with frustrating power outages. GorT lost power when the “derecho” storm hit late Friday night, regained power late the next evening only to lose it again Sunday afternoon (after partially … Continue reading →

Posted in Electricity, Maryland, Pepco

NIMBY Democrats

The Gormogons Posted on May 16, 2012 by GorTApril 6, 2014

Following up from this post, the Maryland budget has cleared the state senate and advanced in the House set for a final vote today, we have some choice reactions from some of the state’s democrats: First up is Delegate Benjamin … Continue reading →

Posted in Democrat consistency, Democrats, Maryland, Taxes

Some Never Learn

The Gormogons Posted on May 15, 2012 by GorTApril 6, 2014

Governor Martin O’Malley (D-MD) and the democrat controlled Maryland legislature passed a budget package last night in a special session.  It will raise state taxes on residents earning more than $100,000.  Forty percent of the increase would be carried by … Continue reading →

Posted in Democrats, Martin O'Malley, Maryland, Taxes

A Man For Others

The Gormogons Posted on March 28, 2012 by GorTApril 6, 2014

Maryland, home to GorT and the adolescent home for two other Gormogons, is a very blue state. Since the inception of a governorship of the state in 1777 with Thomas Johnson, the state has had 29 democrat governors and only … Continue reading →

Posted in Corruption, Democrats, Maryland

Butterfly Effect

The Gormogons Posted on January 11, 2012 by GorTApril 6, 2014

I think a potential difference, in general, between liberals and conservatives, particularly with regards to the fiscal aspects of government-led programs, is the scope of impact analysis.  I tend to believe that liberals remain short-sighted on most of these and … Continue reading →

Posted in Liberal Idiots, Maryland, Montgomery County, Unintended Consequences

On This Spot In 1996 The Czar Drank Beer

The Gormogons Posted on August 18, 2011 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

ME writes in. Your Dreaded Czarness, As a current resident of Germantown (though hopefully a temporary one until I return to badlands of Arizona), I beg your permission to embark on a quest to look for the spot at where … Continue reading →

Posted in Leftism, Mailbag, Main Stream Media, Maryland, Media, Media Bias, Social Media

How To Run a State Into the Ground

The Gormogons Posted on June 9, 2011 by GorTApril 7, 2014

I’m sure The Czar and The Mandarin have thoughts about this, but I thought (h/t GorT, Sr.) I’d put this tidbit on the table for consideration.  From the Dow Jones news service: Illinois gained nationwide notoriety in January when Governor … Continue reading →

Posted in Illinois, Maryland, Taxes

’Puter heartbreak

The Gormogons Posted on November 2, 2010 by Confucius, Œc. Vol.April 7, 2014

’Puter’s quite the ladies’ man, even if he usually drags them off like a robot in a ’50s B-movie. Still, he has feelings, and doubtless he’s crushed to learn that his prom date* was two-timing him with Matt Labash. So … Continue reading →

Posted in Gormogonica, Humor, Maryland

Maryland Is Mentally Retarded

The Gormogons Posted on November 18, 2009 by 'PuterNovember 18, 2009

A young girl with Down Syndrome has her feelings hurt at school because kids use “retarded” as a synonym for “stupid.” What’s the solution? You guessed it: pass a law. Don’t talk to the offending kids. Don’t try to, you … Continue reading →

Posted in Maryland, United States Senate

What Happened to All My Millionaires?

The Gormogons Posted on May 19, 2009 by 'PuterMay 19, 2009

First Maryland, now Nueva Jork. As noted in today’s Wall Street Journal, states are lining up to increase revenue by sticking it to the rich. However, the states ignore ample evidence that capital (and the owners thereof) is mobile, and … Continue reading →

Posted in Democrats, Maryland, New York

Gump, You’re a Goddamn Genius!

The Gormogons Posted on May 14, 2009 by GorTJune 5, 2020

Problem: After running a budget surplus under a republican governor, the democrat governor (and the democrat-dominated state legislature) run the state of Maryland (to which a number of the Gormogons have close ties, if that hasn’t been apparent) into a … Continue reading →

Posted in Democrats, Maryland

Maryland, My Maryland.

The Gormogons Posted on August 12, 2008 by Confucius, Œc. Vol.August 12, 2008

I just can’t believe Ghettoputer didn’t entitle this post “The despot’s heel is on thy shore!” (Of course the despot in question was, at the time, Abe Lincoln. I guess that makes James Ryder Randall an early paleocon…) Best state … Continue reading →

Posted in Abraham Lincoln, James Ryder Randall, Maryland, New Mexico, Vexillology

O Maryland, O’Malley’s Land …

The Gormogons Posted on August 11, 2008 by 'PuterAugust 11, 2008

Maryland comprises a small portion of the Greater D.C. Metroplex, and yet is responsible for a surprising amount of the area’s political stupidity, which is really saying something, as the fine political sages running the District of Columbia are among … Continue reading →

Posted in Illegals, Martin O'Malley, Maryland, Stupid People, Tax Increase

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