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Bachmann’s Troubles

The Gormogons Posted on January 4, 2012 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

Last night, in Iowa, she did it again. Congresswoman Bachmann, in her wrap-up speech after the caucuses were over, said the most important thing is (shouting suddenly) defeating Barack Obama. Wrong, and this is the one-note song that ultimately sank … Continue reading →

Posted in 2012 Election, Election, Michele Bachmann

Is conservatism doomed?

The Gormogons Posted on December 6, 2011 by Confucius, Œc. Vol.April 6, 2014

Maybe. If this election is the huge, historical deal it’s said to be, with either the ratification of the terminally debt-addicted redistributive, regulatory Leviathan or the last, best hope to reform it, it’s curious that the GOP, as home of … Continue reading →

Posted in Conservatism, Michele Bachmann, Mitt Romney, Newt Gingrich, Rick Perry, Ron Paul

Cronk Weeps

The Gormogons Posted on November 14, 2011 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

Ah yes, the age old problem: Reply All is Different From Reply. CBS News, who by all accounts showed their inability to do news with their botched Republican debate Saturday night, continued to screw themselves. First, you have a moderator … Continue reading →

Posted in 2012 Election, CBS News, Election, Journalism, Main Stream Media, Media, Media Bias, Michele Bachmann, Walter Cronkite

Well, She’s Right

The Gormogons Posted on November 2, 2011 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

Michele Bachmann is perturbed by allegations against Herman Cain. “This is the year when we can’t have any surprises with our candidate,” she told Associated Press. She added, “That’s why I was the first candidate to be involved in an … Continue reading →

Posted in 2012 Election, Election, Herman Cain, Michele Bachmann

The Gormogon Primary

The Gormogons Posted on October 26, 2011 by Confucius, Œc. Vol.April 6, 2014

Down in the depths of the Gormogons’ archives (still waiting for Marie to graduate and come organize them—we’re trying to talk GorT out of Dewey Hexavigesimal), word has reached Confucius* that the mass of GOP voters are unexcited about their … Continue reading →

Posted in 2012 Election, Chris Christie, Herman Cain, Michele Bachmann, Mitt Romney, Newt Gingrich, Oh Marie, Republicans, Rick Perry

Bachmann’s Run Nears Its End

The Gormogons Posted on September 13, 2011 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

So let us see if we understand this correctly. Michele Bachmann is against vaccinations, maybe, because some random stranger went up to her and claimed one caused mental retardation. The Czar is pained to say it, but this is not … Continue reading →

Posted in Jenny McCarthy, Michele Bachmann, Paul Krugman, Phoney Science, Ron Paul, Stupid Politicians, Vaccines

Hat-tip Professor Mondo

The Gormogons Posted on September 1, 2011 by Dr. J.April 6, 2014

Dr. J. saw this over at Professor Mondo’s blog: Victor David Hanson at NRO writes: There is much talk about what some are perceiving as the fringe religiosity of Republican candidates such as Michele Bachman and Rick Perry. But the … Continue reading →

Posted in Barack Obama, Jeremiah Wright, Michele Bachmann, Religion, Rick Perry

Quit Unforcing Those Errors!

The Gormogons Posted on August 20, 2011 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

Ah, the end of summer: baseball is winding down, kids are going back to school, and the media starts to ridicule conservatives for things they say. We all know how the game works: when Democrats say stupid things, it’s because … Continue reading →

Posted in Climate Change, Conservatism, Creationism, Evolution, Gasoline Prices, Main Stream Media, Media, Media Bias, Michele Bachmann, Mitt Romney, Republicans, Rick Perry, Ron Paul

Sick Stigma

The Gormogons Posted on August 15, 2011 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

BG writes in with an observation (and curious ploy) appropriate to a topic much on our mind lately: Great and Wondrous and (Regrettably, Apparently Lonesome) Czar – There is another meme out there, which was on display on the cover … Continue reading →

Posted in Barack Obama, Election, Main Stream Media, Media, Media Bias, Michele Bachmann, Sarah Palin

All the News That’s Fit to Just Make Up

The Gormogons Posted on July 12, 2011 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

The Czar told you this was coming. The Los Angeles Times dutifully reports that House Speaker Boehner and House Majority Leader Cantor are virtually at fisticuffs, tearing at each other’s throats, because things are really this bad for the Republicans. … Continue reading →

Posted in Bristol Palin, Eric Cantor, John Boehner, Journalism, Main Stream Media, Media, Media Bias, Michele Bachmann, Sarah Palin, Tim Pawlenty

Musical Time Travel

The Gormogons Posted on July 11, 2011 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

Hey, whatever happened to Rocky Burnette? Anyway, since Tom “Petty” Petty doesn’t want Michele Bachmann using “American Girl,” maybe Rocky will let her use the more appropriate “Tired of Toein’ the Line?” The Czar of MuscovyБожію Поспѣшествующею Милостію Мы, Дима … Continue reading →

Posted in 1980s, Michele Bachmann, Music, Republicans, This song really sucks

Debate Aftershocks

The Gormogons Posted on June 15, 2011 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 7, 2014

Reading others’s thoughts, from a variety of vantage points, on the debate has pointed out a couple of things: – As suspected, many of the mainstream organizations are absolutely certain that Mitt Romney won the debate. The Czar doubts it: … Continue reading →

Posted in Michele Bachmann, Mitt Romney, Sarah Palin, Tim Pawlenty

Obama’s Dissonance on Israel

The Gormogons Posted on May 26, 2011 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 7, 2014

The following is a subject the Czar has been struggling to understand for some time now, and no doubt (most of) you are equally puzzled. But really, what the hell is going on with the President and Israel? First, in … Continue reading →

Posted in Barack Obama, Foreign Policy, Israel, Jeremiah Wright, Joe Biden, Junior Senator From Illinois, Michele Bachmann, The Obama Amateur Hour

Political Recap

The Gormogons Posted on May 17, 2011 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 7, 2014

A nod to Huckabee: he realized that he would be wasting millions of Americans’ donation dollars, and for what? He doesn’t stand enough of a chance to survive a primary, and will only suck votes away from someone who could. … Continue reading →

Posted in Election, Michele Bachmann, Mike Huckabee, Mitt Romney, Newt Gingrich, Tim Pawlenty

Mailbag: Oil, Taxes, Polls

The Gormogons Posted on April 1, 2011 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 7, 2014

Three things to share. First, BG writes in with a great explanation of the President’s opposition to oil company land leases: Dread and Awful Czar – You write that President Obama “…argues that oil companies have plenty of capacity onshore … Continue reading →

Posted in Dr. J., Election, Michele Bachmann, Oil Black Gold Texas Tea, Richard Nixon, Taxes

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