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A Serious Question For Liberals: Income Inequality Edition (Or, “Mika Has A Sad”)

The Gormogons Posted on September 16, 2013 by 'PuterApril 6, 2014

Mika has a sad because income inequality. Unfortunately,Mika doesn’t understand that despite her willful ignoranceof basic economic truths, pretending economic truths do notexist does not, in fact, cause those truths to cease existing. ‘Puter’s been watching Morning Joe again, which is … Continue reading →

Posted in 'Puter's Always Right, Economics, Eleventy, Global Economy, Liberal Idiots, MSNBC, Rant, Stupid People, Stupid Politicians

A Very Special ‘Puter Rant: “Racist, ‘Puter’s Fat, White, Hairy Rear End!”

The Gormogons Posted on July 17, 2013 by 'PuterApril 6, 2014

Kevin Cronin and REO Speedwagon secretlyadvance the grand plot of the omnipotent WhiteMale Patriarchy to keep Blacks down throughjudicious application of late 1970s rock music. In the immortal words of REO Speedwagon, ‘Puter’s had “enough of the falseness of a … Continue reading →

Posted in 'Puter, 'Puter's Always Right, Barack Obama, Black America, Bullshit racism accusations, Florida, Liberal Fascism, Media, Media Bias, MSNBC, Racism, Rant, Stupid People, The White Devils, Zimmerman

Czar’s Guide to Filibustering

The Gormogons Posted on March 7, 2013 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

Senator Rand Paul pulled an age-old stunt out of his bag of tricks and executed a genuine filibuster yesterday. Surprise, surprise, that a Senator droning on CSPAN-2 would score millions of viewers more than MSNBC had all day. The Czar … Continue reading →

Posted in Government Control, MSNBC, Rand Paul, United States Senate

Network News: Another Relic That’s Overstayed

The Gormogons Posted on July 14, 2012 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

And so only 21% of Americans trust television news shows, a glum television news industry admits. Or, to put the Czar’s way, 79% of Americans think television news is crap. Can’t imagine why. Never mind any discussion about left-wing or … Continue reading →

Posted in ABC News, CBS News, CNN, Fox News, Main Stream Media, Media, MSNBC, NBC News, Newspapers

The Myth of Balance

The Gormogons Posted on June 19, 2012 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

The objective media is balanced, provided you ignore that tilt to the left. Much ado is being made over MSNBC’s reprehensible editing of Mitt Romney’s comments on the free market, in which his contrast between the simplicity of ordering a … Continue reading →

Posted in Andrew Jackson, Journalism, Main Stream Media, Media, Media Bias, Mitt Romney, MSNBC, Social Media, Twitter

Making the News

The Gormogons Posted on June 7, 2012 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

How the Obama campaign has been treating the press; and the press has beengetting a little tired of it. Many of us on the Right are thumping our knees with laughter over the Left’s outrageous denial that the Walker re-election … Continue reading →

Posted in ABC News, CNN, Jay Carney, Journalism, Main Stream Media, Media, Media Bias, MSNBC, NBC News, One Term President, The Obama Amateur Hour, Wisconsin

Things I Have Learned By Watching Morning Joe

The Gormogons Posted on June 6, 2012 by 'PuterApril 6, 2014

This is how Ms. Brzezinski shouldhave looked, had she a grip on reality. ‘Puter watches Morning Joe on MSNBC each morning.  ‘Puter already knows what he thinks and why.  ‘Puter wants to see what liberalism’s best and brightest think on … Continue reading →

Posted in Dirty Liberals, Election Results, Mika Brzezinski, MSNBC, Stupid People, Wisconsin

Racism Alive and Well at MSNBC

The Gormogons Posted on July 14, 2010 by 'PuterApril 7, 2014

Actually, not really. ‘Puter does not think there was any racial animus whatsoever behind Dylan Ratigan’s comments on today’s Morning Joe. However, if any conservative pundit had said what Mr. Ratigan said, you can be certain the long knives would … Continue reading →

Posted in MSNBC, Racism

More MSNBC Crap

The Gormogons Posted on August 24, 2009 by GorTAugust 24, 2009

Isn’t it sad when a “news” channel has to fabricate video to support a certain story? Why people watch MSNBC for news is beyond me. To wit: watch the video below and then look at the image that follows. It’s … Continue reading →

Posted in Guns, MSNBC, Racism, Townhall Protests

R.I.P., Mrs. O.

The Gormogons Posted on April 7, 2009 by Confucius, Œc. Vol.April 7, 2009

Mike Potemra relays the news that Keith Olbermann’s mother has died. Before Olbermann became a self-important, unhinged lunatic of a newsreader, he was a self-important deadpan sportscaster of genius whose work with Dan Patrick should be taught in Sportscasting School—which, … Continue reading →

Posted in Credentials, Keith Olbermann, MSNBC, Requiescat in pace, Sports

More MSNBC Nonsense

The Gormogons Posted on March 11, 2009 by GorTMarch 11, 2009

So, apparently, it’s not the fourth estate’s job to inquire and prod about problems in politicians or political appointee’s past. We know that the White House and Congress doesn’t do a good job vetting it (see half a dozen posts … Continue reading →

Posted in Congress, Liberals, MSNBC, The Obama Amateur Hour

There’s a reason…

The Gormogons Posted on September 3, 2008 by GorTSeptember 3, 2008

…that the Clintons’ are on record saying the most fair treatment they received was by Fox News. You got crap like the moron pictured (the one in the dress if you need help) spouting off on other news channels. I … Continue reading →

Posted in Chris Matthews, MSNBC, Ze Jello Press

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