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Snape Dogg,…OR Sir Rix-a-lot

The Gormogons Posted on October 15, 2013 by Dr. J.April 6, 2014

Dr. J. just caught wind of this excerpt of a Benedict Cumberbatch (BBC Sherlock, Star Trek Into Darkness, Hobbit: Desolation of Smaug) interview on Jimmy Fallon, and it made both him and the Lil Resident howl with laughter. In it, … Continue reading →

Posted in Alan Rickman, Benedict Cumberbatch, Geeks, Hip Hop, Hobbit, Humor, Nerds, Sherlock, Sir Mix-a-Lot, Snoop Dogg, Star Trek

When you’re too busy to refute the science yourself…

The Gormogons Posted on September 14, 2013 by Dr. J.April 6, 2014

A handy dandy flowchart to bashing your least favorite research studies: This sort of thing helps us out with Saturday posts. h/t geeksaresexy.com Dr. J.

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Posted in Humor, Nerds, Science

My Little Resume – Employment is Magic

The Gormogons Posted on September 12, 2013 by Dr. J.April 6, 2014

The Castle is looking to hire a new IT guy or gal, given our processing needs and our desire to digitize our archives, now that our archivist is gainfully employed elsewhere and getting married. Dr. J. received this resume in … Continue reading →

Posted in Bronies, Humor, Information Technology, My Little Pony, Nerds, Spooky Witchy Facebook Friend, Unemployment

Expedition to the Plateau of Leng

The Gormogons Posted on September 3, 2013 by Dr. J.April 6, 2014

Gentle Readers, Dr. J.’s recent post in which he took the ‘Which D&D Character Are You’ was quite popular with the readers. Indeed, two of our operatives and two of Dr. J.’s old gaming mates took the quiz. As a … Continue reading →

Posted in Dungeons and Dragons, Gormogonica, Iron Man, Mailbag, Nerds

In Which Dr. J. takes a quiz…

The Gormogons Posted on August 15, 2013 by Dr. J.April 6, 2014

Dragonslayers, and proud of it! Many, if not all of your Gormogons know their way around a 20 sided die. Dr. J. had a standing RPG campaign with two of his childhood chums dating from their junior high school days … Continue reading →

Posted in Dungeons and Dragons, Friend of Gormogons, Games People Play, Nerds, Professor Mondo, Quiz, RPGs, Wargames

UPDATE! – BREAKING: The Twelfth Doctor Revealed!

The Gormogons Posted on August 4, 2013 by Dr. J.April 6, 2014

GOTCHA! Insert Ginger joke here! Seriously folk, they’re announcing it now over on the BBC One and BBC America. If they go with Peter Capaldi, Dr. J. loved him in Lair of the White Worm, and he had a fine … Continue reading →

Posted in Doctor Who, Nerds, Rick Astley

I Can Haz #Metadatasez?

The Gormogons Posted on June 27, 2013 by Dr. J.April 6, 2014

MLP – Nerdy or Geeky? At the beginning of the month, GorT in true GorTastic style wrote a terrific post on geeks and nerds using the six of us as foils to make his point. Indeed he pretty much had … Continue reading →

Posted in Data, Dr. J., Geeks, GorT, Math class is hard, Nerds

Nerd, Geek, Dork

The Gormogons Posted on June 6, 2013 by GorTApril 6, 2014

Several friends pointed me at this excellent article that differentiates the terms “nerd” and “geek”, as I circulated it among various nerds and geeks, I got this picture in response: Let me first pull a few salient points from the … Continue reading →

Posted in Geeks, Gormogonica, Gormogons, Nerds

The Twelfth Doctor

The Gormogons Posted on June 4, 2013 by Dr. J.April 6, 2014

Rockin’ the Gallifreyan Robes Gentle Readers, Dr. J. learned over the weekend that Matt Smith will be completing his run as the 11th Doctor on Doctor Who after the 2013 Christmas Special. Dr. J.’s been a big fan of the … Continue reading →

Posted in Bond—James Bond, Colin Salmon, Doctor Who, My Little Pony, Nerds, Science Fiction

He needed the level…

The Gormogons Posted on January 30, 2013 by Dr. J.April 6, 2014

I’m 10,000 XPs away from 18th level. I’ve got this! Dr. J.

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Posted in Balrog, Demons, Gandalf, Lord of the Rings, Moria, Nerds

Can’t we all just get along?

The Gormogons Posted on January 23, 2013 by Dr. J.April 6, 2014

Remember all of those articles likening President Obama to a Vulcan (e.g. Spock from Star Trek to those not in the know)? Well George Takei posted this picture of Michelle Obama on his Facebook page: Michelle, apparently, has taken to … Continue reading →

Posted in Humor, Nerds, Star Trek, The Michelle Obama Amateur Hour

Nerd News You Can Use

The Gormogons Posted on January 14, 2013 by Dr. J.April 6, 2014

How about The Tragedy of Darth Plagueis the Wise?I’m ready for my close up, Mr. DeMille! Dr. J., as you know, is a big Star Wars fan. He saw the original Star Wars on opening weekend as a yout’, and … Continue reading →

Posted in Dr. J., Nerds, Star Wars

Star Trek – Out of Darkness Villain Revealed…(SPOILERS)

The Gormogons Posted on December 11, 2012 by Dr. J.April 6, 2014

If you HATE Star Trek spoilers…GO AWAY! Read a ‘Puter ‘Polemic against ‘Pee Jay Dionne or such. OK, we cool? After much leaking, Paramount revealed the villain in Star Trek – Out of Darkness as Harrison. Who!?!?!? Some red shirt ensign … Continue reading →

Posted in Beer, Humor, Nerds, Star Trek

Doctor Cthulwho?

The Gormogons Posted on September 29, 2012 by Dr. J.April 6, 2014

Did you get Dragon Magazine™ back in the day? You know you did. And where did you go first? The Dragonmirth section with all the funny cartoons. You know you did. Well, Dork Tower was one of those cartoons, and … Continue reading →

Posted in Doctor Who, Humor, Iä Iä Great Cthulhu, Nerds

Living on a Lighted Stage Approaches the Unreal

The Gormogons Posted on September 10, 2012 by GorTApril 6, 2014

GorT had the opportunity to go to the Rush concert* last night just outside Washington, DC (formerly Nissan Pavilion now Jiffy Lube Live – the venue itself is great but the parking is a nightmare).  It was a great show … Continue reading →

Posted in Music, Nerds, South Park, This song really sucks, Ugly Rockers

Rent is better in the original Klingon

The Gormogons Posted on August 24, 2012 by Dr. J.April 6, 2014

Dr. J. picked this up on the InterStellar Network feed: Like Shakespeare, Rent is better in Klingon than in translation. h/t The Daily What – TDW Geek Dr. J.

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Posted in Broadway, Humor, Musicals, Nerds, Rachel Bloom, Rent, Star Trek

A Little Office Anthropology…

The Gormogons Posted on July 21, 2012 by Dr. J.April 6, 2014

Captain Sheridan (the Example) had his doubter (Garibaldi), Instigator (Kosh), Taskmaster (Ivanova), Connectors (G’Kar and the Doctor, and Cheerleader (Delenn). Dr. J. was turned on to this article by a childhood chum who lives in the cubicle trenches of the … Continue reading →

Posted in Babylon 5, Friends, Nerds, Office Politics, Work Wives

Dr. J. reveals the Window’s 9.0 Logo…

The Gormogons Posted on July 10, 2012 by Dr. J.April 6, 2014

Dr. J. only thought it looked fair to take a peek into what Microsoft has to offer three years from now. C: /> 9 (2015) What’s old is new again. The folks at The Verge have posted a timeline of … Continue reading →

Posted in Apple, Command Line, Humor, Microsoft, Nerds

My Little AT-AT…

The Gormogons Posted on July 4, 2012 by Dr. J.April 6, 2014

Imperial Armies are Magic…just saying… Dr. J.

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Posted in Bronies, Humor, Nerds

Common Ground – Avengers and Ponies!!?!?

The Gormogons Posted on June 19, 2012 by Dr. J.April 6, 2014

Wrong, so very wrong… The Tony Stark/Pinkie Pie comparison is disturbingly spot on. h/t My Little Brony Dr. J.

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Posted in Avengers, Bronies, Humor, Lil Resident, My Little Pony, Nerds, Norse Mythology, Samuel L. Jackson

I’m Batman (of Earth 47932, at least…)

The Gormogons Posted on June 15, 2012 by Dr. J.April 6, 2014

Dr. J.

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Posted in Batman, Comic Books, Humor, Nerds

Your d20 will now be paid for by the #HHSMandate

The Gormogons Posted on June 12, 2012 by Dr. J.April 6, 2014

From SMBC-Comics.com: Actually, there doesn’t appear to be an official stance by the Catholic Church on D&D or other RPGs…but it’s still funny. Dr. J.

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Posted in Dungeons and Dragons, HHS Mandate, Humor, Nerds, Unam sanctam catholicam apostolicam ecclesiam

Well Rounded Adventure Party, ASSEMBLE!

The Gormogons Posted on June 1, 2012 by Dr. J.April 6, 2014

Dr. J.’s been really busy at work and packing his house for a move, so he apologizes for a lack of posts. Fred is probably grateful, but whatever. h/t – Dr. J.’s Spooky Witchy Facebook Friend Dr. J.

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Posted in Humor, Nerds

My Little Avengers – Assembling is Magic

The Gormogons Posted on May 15, 2012 by Dr. J.April 6, 2014

Please excuse the typo. Apparently bronies can’t spell. Dr. J. suspects that President Buchanan wasn’t gay, but rather a brony. Dr. J.

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Posted in Avengers, Bronies, Comic Books, Humor, My Little Pony, Nerds, Samuel L. Jackson

Happy Cinco de Quatro!

The Gormogons Posted on May 4, 2012 by Dr. J.April 6, 2014

Today is May the Fourth. Your Gormogons, along with your president would like to wish you a happy and blessed Cinco de Quatro: And May the 4th be with you! Dr. J.

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Posted in Humor, Nerds, Star Wars, The Obama Amateur Hour

#NerdProm

The Gormogons Posted on May 1, 2012 by GorTApril 6, 2014

Having lived around Washington, D.C. for four decades, minus a stint in a southern state for college, GorT is familiar with the White House Correspondent’s Dinner.  It’s had quite a history – good and bad.  Overall, I think it’s largely … Continue reading →

Posted in Losers, Nerds, Twitter, White House Correspondents Dinner

Scooby Doo vs. Doctor Who

The Gormogons Posted on April 26, 2012 by Dr. J.April 6, 2014

h/t Neatorama.com and Dr. J.’s spooky witchy Facebook Friend Dr. J.

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Posted in Cartoons, Doctor Who, Humor, Nerds, Scooby Doo

In which Dr. J. considers learning Japanese…

The Gormogons Posted on April 3, 2012 by Dr. J.April 6, 2014

Nerdbastards.com picked this up from Toplessrobot.com, and now it is being forwarded to you. Remember Star Blazers? Dr. J. does! It was appointment television back in the 80s. Indeed, he and his childhood chums would stop playing baseball, riding bikes, … Continue reading →

Posted in 1980s, Anime, Bored Children, Cartoons, Nerds, Star Blazers

Jumping in the fray

The Gormogons Posted on February 15, 2012 by GorTApril 6, 2014

Since others have been posting the random posters recently, here goes one near & dear to my heart: (click to embiggen) GorTGorT is an eight-foot-tall robot from the 51ˢᵗ Century who routinely time-travels to steal expensive technology from the future … Continue reading →

Posted in Nerds

Comic Books Meet Dungeons and Dragons

The Gormogons Posted on February 4, 2012 by Dr. J.April 6, 2014

Dr. J. used to work in a comic book store as a youth. Just humor him. It’s been a long week. h/t geeksaresexy.com Ok. Ok. I’ll put the Batman one up too. Dr. J.

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Posted in Batman, Dungeons and Dragons, Humor, Nerds

Who is smarter, a Hollywood actress or a wee tot?

The Gormogons Posted on January 13, 2012 by Dr. J.April 6, 2014

You may recall the Lil Medstudent and Dr. J. were reading Norse mythology this summer. Ragnarokk ended the tale of the Norse Gods with a neat little bow. He insisted on seeing the picture of Odin riding into Fenris’s mouth … Continue reading →

Posted in Dr. J., Lil Medstudent, Nerds, Norse Mythology

The 2012 Nerd Alert

The Gormogons Posted on January 9, 2012 by Dr. J.April 6, 2014

Gentle readers, two news items have come up which have made it clear to Dr. J. that an eccumenical rift has come to exist between the prototypic Gen-X nerd (Ret.) and the Millennial offshoot. The first item comes to us … Continue reading →

Posted in Bronies, Dungeons and Dragons, Intergenerational Warfare, My Little Pony, Nerds, Video games

Gormogon Advent Calendar – Day 6

The Gormogons Posted on December 6, 2011 by GorTApril 6, 2014

Well, yes, it’s rolled around to you-know-who – GorT.  I’m never in much of a rush.  Heck, when you can time-travel, why does it matter, right?  So I’m a bit later in the day today posting about my token advent … Continue reading →

Posted in Gormogonica, GorT, Merry Christmas, Nerds

The Red Eye glares at toasters

The Gormogons Posted on November 29, 2011 by Dr. J.April 6, 2014

Dr. J.’s buddy, Jamie Jeffords, at the Eye of Polyphemus, has completed his wanderings in the wilderness that were reviews of the dreck called Star Trek: Voyager, and has cast his gaze towards Caprica and has begun reviewing Battlestar Galactica … Continue reading →

Posted in Battlestar Galactica, Dr. J., Nerds

If the Grinch only had a Star Destroyer…

The Gormogons Posted on November 28, 2011 by Dr. J.April 6, 2014

Dr. J. wanted to share this lil Christmas Special with our Gentle Readers… Well worth the 3 minutes of your otherwise productive day… h/t The Daily What Dr. J.

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Posted in Darth Vader, Grinch, Humor, Nerds, Star Wars

The Gormogons Posted on November 12, 2011 by Dr. J.April 6, 2014

Dr. J. likes Doctor Who. This Venn Diagram neatly summarizes why. h/t – www.geeksaresexy.com   * – aka Adipose Dr. J.

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Posted in Humor, Nerds

Occupy Nerddom…

The Gormogons Posted on October 23, 2011 by Dr. J.April 6, 2014

Found on teh interwebz: Dr. J.

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Posted in Humor, Nerds

Thunder, Thunder, Thundercats, HO!

The Gormogons Posted on September 23, 2011 by Dr. J.April 6, 2014

Dr. J. is a bit of a cartoon aficionado. You may recall him giving a shout out to Young Justice a several month’s back. So when there are new episodes of the Scooby Doo: Mystery Incorporated, Star Wars: The Clone … Continue reading →

Posted in Cartoons, Nerds, The Gormogonickal Seal of Approval®, Thundercats

Nerd Humor

The Gormogons Posted on August 18, 2011 by GorTApril 6, 2014

I saw this on a friend’s Facebook site and it made me laugh.  For the most part I find this farirly accurate in a nerdy kind of way.  Click image to embiggen. GorTGorT is an eight-foot-tall robot from the 51ˢᵗ … Continue reading →

Posted in Humor, Nerds

Get yo’ grognard on with Flava Last & Niall Ferguson…

The Gormogons Posted on July 3, 2010 by Confucius, Œc. Vol.April 7, 2014

…over at WSJ.com. Great piece on the history, nature, and appeal of wargaming, tabletop and computerized. Go read. Go. Confucius, Œc. Vol.Don’t ask impertinent questions like that jackass Adept Lu. www.gormogons.com

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Posted in Board Games, Nerds, Video games, Wargames

Good ol’ days and the Quality of Life

The Gormogons Posted on June 25, 2010 by GorTApril 7, 2014

The Volgi pointed me to this blog post via The Corner – there is a website where you can page thru an online catalog of RadioShack catalogs.  For those of you too young or not in-the-know, these were thick, mailed catalogs … Continue reading →

Posted in Economics, Nerds

1234567890….Whoo Hoo!

The Gormogons Posted on February 14, 2009 by GorTFebruary 14, 2009

It would be a failure on my part if the Techie in me fails to point out that at 11:31:30 p.m. GMT, we reached 1,234,567,890 seconds since Unix time “began”. For those still scratching their heads, many computer systems determine … Continue reading →

Posted in Nerds, Number Fun, Time

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