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A Bridge Too Far

The Gormogons Posted on January 9, 2014 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

The Czar assumes by now you know of allegations—pretty convincing ones, really—that very senior members New Jersey governor Chris Christie’s staff were involved in a brutal form of political punishment, in which it said they ordered the pointless shutdown of … Continue reading →

Posted in 'Puter's Always Right, Big Government, Chris Christie, Conservatism, New Jersey

BHO – From Desperate to Desperate-er

The Gormogons Posted on November 5, 2012 by Dr. J.April 6, 2014

Photo by John Hart – State Journal Mrs. Dr. J. was disturbed by President Obama’s suggestion over the weekend that voting is the best revenge. “Against who? Against what?” she asked. “He’s the President? What kind of revenge is he … Continue reading →

Posted in 2012 Election, Bruce Springsteen, Mrs. Dr. J., New Jersey, Shameless Romney 2012ing, The Obama Amateur Hour

Mailbag – Baby, Baby, Babesiosis Edition

The Gormogons Posted on September 4, 2012 by Dr. J.April 6, 2014

Dr. J.’s Jersey Homeboy, @JEdmo writes in: Dr. J.,  What do you know about babesiosis? Friends mom is battling this parasite. She is on antibiotics and has been given several transfusions.  Thanks. Minion jedmo JEdmo, Thanks for writing in. Dr. … Continue reading →

Posted in Antibiotics, Chris Christie, Democrats, Infectious Disease, jedmo, Minions, New Jersey

High Capacity Magazine Ban Legislation: Dems Continue To Display Their Ignorance

The Gormogons Posted on July 31, 2012 by 'PuterApril 6, 2014

‘Puter stole this picture from Czar’swedding album. Just out of the frameis GorT sporting the newest in plasmapowered portable rail guns. Liberal coastal elites’ willful and inexplicable ignorance on all things bang-stick-y is showing again. Democrats in the House and the … Continue reading →

Posted in Duck Hunting, Gubbamint, Gun control, Guns, Hunting, Liberal Idiots, New Jersey, Shotguns, United States Senate

That about sums up New Jersey…

The Gormogons Posted on December 13, 2011 by Dr. J.April 6, 2014

The Garden State is a rich and varied state made up of diverse cultures, kinda like Yugoslavia… Growing up in the Philadelphia area as a yout’ Dr. J. saw New Jersey as two states: North Jersey vs. South Jersey609 vs. … Continue reading →

Posted in Chris Christie, Dr. J., Humor, Linguistics, New Jersey

Why Christie Must Not Run

The Gormogons Posted on October 3, 2011 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

Since none of you are evidently able to respond to Jedmo1996 on his questions regarding racial hypocrisy, we should like to bring up another valuable contribution of his. You do not want Chris Christie as your next president. No, not … Continue reading →

Posted in Chris Christie, Election, New Jersey, President

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The Gormogons Posted on February 1, 2011 by Confucius, Œc. Vol.April 7, 2014

Ghettoputer’s sane alter ego just completely hammers Illinois. Now airing in radio markets around the state. Confucius, Œc. Vol.Don’t ask impertinent questions like that jackass Adept Lu. www.gormogons.com

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Posted in Chris Christie, Illinois, New Jersey, Taxes

Ghettoputer is heading for New Jersey.

The Gormogons Posted on May 14, 2010 by Confucius, Œc. Vol.April 7, 2014

He’s hoping they pass gay marriage, because after this press-conference moment de pwnage, as they say in France, he can’t quit Chris Christie. Well played, Governor. Via Big Journalism & Save Jersey. Confucius, Œc. Vol.Don’t ask impertinent questions like that … Continue reading →

Posted in Chris Christie, Media, New Jersey

Re: Gov. Christie

The Gormogons Posted on April 15, 2010 by 'PuterApril 7, 2014

Correspondent E.F. writes in response to ‘Puter’s post on Gov. Chris Christie (R-NJ). ‘Puter’s correspondent disagrees with ‘Puter’s take, and puts together a vigorous defense of his position. E.F. states: Wisest Gormogon Puter It can never hurt to flatter your … Continue reading →

Posted in Democrats, New Jersey, Property Taxes, Teacher Unions

Trust No One

The Gormogons Posted on April 14, 2010 by 'PuterApril 7, 2014

Except, of course, your Gormogons. Gormogon operative D.F. inquires from his acre in the Hobbit Shire, regarding ‘Puter’s take on Gov. Chris Christie (R-NJ): Watching Gov. Christie rebut that old ‘it is for the children’ business makes me think he … Continue reading →

Posted in Gormogon Operatives, Hello Kitty, New Jersey

Move Over, Megan

The Gormogons Posted on April 13, 2010 by 'PuterApril 7, 2014

‘Puter’s got a new crush: New Jersey Governor Chris Christie (R-NJ). Well, maybe not a full-fledged crush. More like a deep and abiding respect coupled with a fierce loyalty. Why, you ask? Read Bill McGurn in today’s Wall Street Journal. … Continue reading →

Posted in New Jersey, Teacher Unions

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