People ask me*, “Dread and Unusually Attractive Volgi of the Œcumene, it’s getting to the point in the NFL season where I’m really concerned about my team’s making the playoffs, or not screwing up their draft position, or needing to … Continue reading →
Today, the US Patent office ruled 2-1 that the Washington Redskins’ trademarks are patently offensive. What his means is that folks can make legally make Redskins memorabilia without paying royalties to Dan Snyder, the Redskins and the NFL. The Redskins, … Continue reading →
Dr. J. would like to wish a congratulations to his Philadelphia Eagles for winning the NFC East outright against the hated Dallas Cowboys, and knocking them out of playoff contention in one fell swoop. Come by the Castle for a … Continue reading →
Ah, well, it looks like the liberal whackjobs are after the Boy Scouts again, and are fostering the idea that Scouts might consider allowing gays to lead scouting programs. True? False? Actually, these things do not matter to the liberals; … Continue reading →
I thought I’d spend a few minutes today on a total side-topic from our regular federal budget woes, Obama’s complete amateurism in foreign policy* (and claiming that Romney & Ryan have less experience), sequestration, and all that other nonsense to … Continue reading →
Much like a huge swath of America, the Gormogons huddled up last week to conduct our fantasy football draft. GorT tried to maintain order and put out a schedule where the first round would start at 1700 on Wednesday evening. … Continue reading →
No, not that deal – the NFL Lockout has ended and your Gormogons have been remiss in discussing it. Here is GorT’s take: Simply put this lockout was about two things: greed and health. The NFL is a $9B+ industry. … Continue reading →
From a friend’s Facebook status: Support your school music programs. Only then might we avert another tragedy on par with Super Bowl XLV’s Half-Time show. So true. 'PuterAlways right, unless he isn’t, the infallible Ghettoputer F. X. Gormogons claims to … Continue reading →
Confucius, Œc. Vol.Don’t ask impertinent questions like that jackass Adept Lu. www.gormogons.com
Continue reading →You don’t see too many hipster-nerd/NFL mashups, but this is really clever. Nice to see Buddy Ryan and Bobby Ross in there… Confucius, Œc. Vol.Don’t ask impertinent questions like that jackass Adept Lu. www.gormogons.com
Continue reading →Our long national nightmare is over! Or at least our Upstate nightmare. Goodbye, Coach Dick Jauron. Don’t let the door hit you on the way out. And, too bad for the Redskins that owners can’t be fired. 'PuterAlways right, unless … Continue reading →
The Czar would stay out of the Rush Limbaugh story, thank you. The Czar cares little for Mr. Limbaugh’s style of broadcasting, but unlike every one of his critics, the Czar has actually heard Rush Limbaugh’s show in its entirety … Continue reading →
Especially on game day. First, a chucklehead defaces Leodis McKelvin’s lawn for fumbling away a sure win over New England last week. An excellent example of an “adult” reaction to a game. But with Buffalo (the city, not the team … Continue reading →
‘Puter accepts. However, should ‘Puter win, in addition to the pelf ‘Puter will acquire, Czar must wear this jersey to a regular season game at Lambeau Field. Against the Bears. While wearing a Bears baseball cap. 'PuterAlways right, unless he … Continue reading →
Sure, we can make the jokes about burning rivers, etc. but now there’s this story: Adam “Pacman” Jones said the Browns did a lot of cheap stuff in Sunday’s game. DB Nick Sorenson (5th year out of Virginia Tech) grabbing … Continue reading →
So your Œcumenical Volgi is comfortably ensconced on his couch watching football—an unaccustomed luxury lo these last few years. So then comes on an NFL commercial (odd, I know, one is already watching their product), and the tag-line is a … Continue reading →
