Hey, you likely ask yourself, if you guys have been around so long, how come there are never any old pictures of yourselves? Actually, there are many! But our Royal Archivist is still rummaging through thousands of boxes in the … Continue reading →
PRESIDENT OBAMA STREAKED — GORMOGONS DISCLAIM RESPONSIBILITYCASTLE GORMOGON, PLATEAU OF LENG, 10/11/10The Gormogons disclaim, immediately and categorically, any responsibility for the puerile streaking stunt at a presidential rally yesterday.We have extensive documentary evidence that Ghettoputer Gormogon was, in fact, nowhere … Continue reading →
A man, claiming he will be paid $1,000,000 for the stunt, streaked fully nude in front of President Obama. No, buddy, you got it exactly backward. It’s the emperor who has no clothes! The Czar of MuscovyБожію Поспѣшествующею Милостію Мы, … Continue reading →
And their parents may be the prime cause. This may also be a recurring theme at The Gormogons. At least two genius cheerleaders in scenic Bothell, Washington took pictures of themselves nude and sent them to their boyfriends. The pictures … Continue reading →
