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‘Puter Was A Rolling Stone: ‘Puter Rants About “Five Economic Reforms Millennials Should Be Fighting For”

The Gormogons Posted on January 8, 2014 by 'PuterApril 6, 2014

Surely by now you have been treated to the unassailable wisdom of Jesse A. Myerson, Super Genius. Mr. Myerson shared his keen economic insights with Americans on the pages of that renowned financial publication, Rolling Stonein an article titled simply … Continue reading →

Posted in 'Puter's Always Right, Economics, Hippies…they say they want to save the world but all they do is smoke pot and smell bad, Liberal Fascism, Millenials, Occupy Wall Street, Rant, Stupid People, Suck It Czar

G5 – Best of the Gormogons – ‘Puter

The Gormogons Posted on July 21, 2013 by 'PuterApril 6, 2014

‘Puter, the Ecumenical Volgi and GorTechie founded The Gormogons on a whim five years ago, July 24, 2008. We three have been friends since our high school days, and neither time nor distance has diminished our love (fraternal love, Czar, so … Continue reading →

Posted in 'Puter's Always Right, Best of the Gormogons, Gormogons Anniversary, Occupy Wall Street, Rant

Economic Slut-Shaming

The Gormogons Posted on January 25, 2013 by Dr. J.April 6, 2014

The ‘A’ is for affluent. Slut shaming (also hyphenated, as slut-shaming) is defined as the act of making someone, usually a woman, feel guilty or inferior, for engaging in certain sexual behaviors that violate traditional gender expectations. These include, depending … Continue reading →

Posted in Boeing, Dr. J., Golf, NLRB, Obama Administration, ObamaCare, Occupy Wall Street, Phil Mickelson, Saul Alinsky, Slut, Taxes, Walk of Shame

As If We Needed Another Reason

The Gormogons Posted on December 7, 2012 by GorTApril 6, 2014

There is a Facebook picture making the “like” rounds on the social network that is credited to the Occupy Wall Street movement.  A number of liberal groups on Facebook have shared and liked it and liberals following those groups have … Continue reading →

Posted in Lemmings, Liberal Idiots, Merry Christmas, Occupy Wall Street, Socialism

Occupy Redux

The Gormogons Posted on June 12, 2012 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

Meet the new boss. Same as the old boss. What’s changed is that you aren’t as nice. The Volgi and the Czar both found that we are all supposed to get ready for Occupy 2.0, a re-launched, re-branded, new logoed, … Continue reading →

Posted in Anarchists, Leftism, Liberal Fascism, Occupy Wall Street, Stupid People

#Mayday #OWS style versus #onepercent style

The Gormogons Posted on May 1, 2012 by Dr. J.April 6, 2014

For those of you wondering why the hashtags all of a sudden, Dr. J. and GorT are doing a secret SPAMtastic experiment on Twitter. For those of you with a pulse, you know that today is May Day. Dr. J. … Continue reading →

Posted in 2012 Election, cancer, Charity, Communist Sympathizers, Dr. J., Lil Medstudent, Lil Resident, May Day, Occupy Wall Street, Progressives

NYT News Flash: OWS Complains About Stuff

The Gormogons Posted on March 12, 2012 by 'PuterApril 6, 2014

File this under “s” for “shocking.” Or under “n” for “not at all shocking.” The New York Times finds it noteworthy and newsworthy to inform its ever-dwindling readership: (1) Occupy Wall Street is complaining and (2) The NYPD thought it … Continue reading →

Posted in Hippies…they say they want to save the world but all they do is smoke pot and smell bad, New York Times - NYT, NYC, Occupy Wall Street, Stupidity

Occupy Cupertino

The Gormogons Posted on January 23, 2012 by GorTApril 6, 2014

In the past several months, we’ve all heard about the Occupy Wall Street and the complaints of some of the OWS movement about the “obscene profits” made by Wall Street firms.  How about this news: Apple earned $400,000 in profit … Continue reading →

Posted in Apple, Liberal Idiots, Occupy Wall Street

Classy Boots…

The Gormogons Posted on January 2, 2012 by The MandarinApril 6, 2014

Your Mandarin can’t even make it two days into the new year without having to dispense a Boot in the Gut award to some well deserving progressive. The lucky recipient of 2012’s first Boot in the Gut is Dr. Hannah … Continue reading →

Posted in Boot in the Gut, Dirty Liberals, Liberals, Occupy Wall Street, Progressives, Universities

Andrew Klavan: “Wall Street on Trial”

The Gormogons Posted on December 7, 2011 by Confucius, Œc. Vol.April 6, 2014

Lovely smackdown of Occupy socialists and corporatist capitalists. Confucius, Œc. Vol.Don’t ask impertinent questions like that jackass Adept Lu. www.gormogons.com

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Posted in Capitalism, crony capitalism, Humor, Occupy Wall Street

Hope For Some of You

The Gormogons Posted on December 4, 2011 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

Dear Occupy perverts and toolbags, The Czar understands you want stuff, and suspects that deep down, perhaps, you might actually be willing to work to deserve your gotten gains. In that spirit, and to help the handful of you still … Continue reading →

Posted in Occupy Wall Street, Stupid People

But Does It Get Old?

The Gormogons Posted on November 30, 2011 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

Genius from Verum Serum, sent to us by the Greatest of Graces. The Czar of MuscovyБожію Поспѣшествующею Милостію Мы, Дима Грозный Императоръ и Самодержецъ Всероссiйскiй, цѣсарь Московскiй. The Czar was born in the steppes of Russia in 1267, and was … Continue reading →

Posted in 1%, Occupy Wall Street, Sex Milking

Econ 001

The Gormogons Posted on November 26, 2011 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

If the Occupy crowd and the Demo-Libs who deny the disaster of their government model have taught us anything, it’s that schools need to start returning back to teaching economics. If they ever did—home economics always seemed more about cooking … Continue reading →

Posted in Economics, Free Market Economy, Liberals, Occupy Wall Street, Progressives, U.S. Economy

Occupy Bagram

The Gormogons Posted on November 21, 2011 by Dr. J.April 6, 2014

A happy Thanksgiving and a hearty thank you to our servicemen and women! OWS folk, Dr. J.’s got nuttin’ for ya. Dr. J.

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Posted in Military, Occupy Wall Street, Thank You, Thanksgiving

The Latin Word For “Left” Is “Sinister”

The Gormogons Posted on November 18, 2011 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

Isn’t this always the case? First, we are all grateful that no one was harmed in the attempt; although the President and First Lady were thousands of miles away from the White House, the Czar isn’t sure where the daughters … Continue reading →

Posted in Barack Obama, Leftism, Occupy Wall Street

There Is No First Amendment Right To Be Douche-tastic

The Gormogons Posted on November 16, 2011 by 'PuterApril 6, 2014

‘Puter, in perusal of his usual virtual haunts, came across this wonderful Washington Post blog entry, as penned by James Downie. Mr. Downie, it seems, has a fundamental misunderstanding of our First Amendment, a misunderstanding that ‘Puter has seen repeated … Continue reading →

Posted in Constitutional Law, Dirty Liberals, Occupy Wall Street, Stupid People, Washington Post - WaPo

I for Ignorance

The Gormogons Posted on November 13, 2011 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

Basically, the plot of V for Vendetta involves a horribly disfigured guy who conceives of a master plan to topple a cruelly and liberally fascist British government. Almost: something is never quite right about the plan until he meets Evey, … Continue reading →

Posted in Movies, Occupy Wall Street, Stupid People, This movie really sucks

Occupy Legoland

The Gormogons Posted on November 9, 2011 by Dr. J.April 6, 2014

This one goes out to GorT 2.0 and the lil MedStudent…  …they both love legos and hate hippie crap. Dr. J.

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Posted in Gormogonica, Lego, Occupy Wall Street

Unintended Consequences, Part MDCXLV

The Gormogons Posted on November 6, 2011 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

This is not really about liberals or conservatives, but about immaturity and living in a fantasy world. A handful of OWS protestors has established a rape free zone in Zuccotti Park, including a tent safe house that can provide shelter … Continue reading →

Posted in Occupy Wall Street, Stupid People, Stupidity, Unintended Consequences

Occupy’s Days Are Numbered. Here Are The Numbers.

The Gormogons Posted on November 3, 2011 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

There are two ways of looking at this Quinnipiac poll analysis (prepared we believe by Philip Klein of the Washington Examiner). The first is the obvious “Yeah, the less of a fat cat rich-ass robber baron bastard you are, the … Continue reading →

Posted in Occupy Wall Street, Stupidity

A Poverty of Culture Or A Culture Of Poverty?

The Gormogons Posted on November 3, 2011 by 'PuterApril 6, 2014

‘Puter’s been having a difficult time hearing himself think, what with all the Left’s whining about income inequality. This morning, on his pre-dawn walk, ‘Puter had some time to think about why income inequality exists, and what, if anything, can … Continue reading →

Posted in 'Puter, Occupy Wall Street, Stupid People

An open letter to the OWS’ers…

The Gormogons Posted on November 2, 2011 by Dr. J.April 6, 2014

Dear Occupy Wall Street folk, Love,Dr. J. Dr. J.

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Posted in Occupy Wall Street

Occupy Wall Street: Incompetents, Morons or Both?

The Gormogons Posted on October 26, 2011 by 'PuterApril 6, 2014

Welcome to another Gormogon-a-riffic installment of You Make The Call. According to Wikipedia, which, when dealing with know-nothing OWS chuckle-heads is an acceptable reference source, the filthy hippies illegally encamped in Zuccotti Park in Middle Ages squalor seem to hold … Continue reading →

Posted in Occupy Wall Street, Rant, Stupid People

Occupy Jupiter!

The Gormogons Posted on October 24, 2011 by 'PuterApril 6, 2014

'PuterAlways right, unless he isn’t, the infallible Ghettoputer F. X. Gormogons claims to be an in-law of the Volgi, although no one really believes this. ’Puter carefully follows economic and financial trends, legal affairs, and serves as the Gormogons’ financial … Continue reading →

Posted in Astronomy, Occupy Wall Street, Science, Stupid People

Canadian Update: Occupy THIS

The Gormogons Posted on October 17, 2011 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

Our lonely Canadian writer submits for your approval: Mighty Czar, As expected, America’s most recent incarnation of left-wing political protest has been welcomed with open arms by Canada’s iPhone-loving anti-capitalists, enslaved and penniless professors, united anarchists, left-wing politicians and bureaucrats … Continue reading →

Posted in Canada, Occupy Wall Street

By the same token as Occupy Detroit

The Gormogons Posted on October 16, 2011 by Confucius, Œc. Vol.April 6, 2014

Confucius, Œc. Vol.Don’t ask impertinent questions like that jackass Adept Lu. www.gormogons.com

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Posted in Balmer Murlin, Occupy Wall Street, Urban Decay

Funnier Than Anything We Came Up With

The Gormogons Posted on October 16, 2011 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

Occupy Detroit? Are they nuts? Isn’t Detroit exactly what the protestors fail to realize they are asking for? Charles C. W. Cooke offers a great overhand right punch to the lunacy that now represents modern Liberalism. The Czar of MuscovyБожію … Continue reading →

Posted in Occupy Wall Street, Stupid People

Are You Freakin’ Kidding Me?

The Gormogons Posted on October 14, 2011 by GorTApril 6, 2014

Ok, GorT has about had it with the Occupy Wall Street fascination.  Let me break it down: 1.  Turn on almost any news station (CNN, Fox, local affiliates, etc.) and watch an interview with these clowns.  Once you get past … Continue reading →

Posted in Dirty Liberals, Hippies…they say they want to save the world but all they do is smoke pot and smell bad, Occupy Wall Street, The Obama Amateur Hour

Two Quick Morning Hits

The Gormogons Posted on October 14, 2011 by 'PuterApril 6, 2014

First, if you haven’t read Charles Krauthammer’s incisive take down of the Occupy Wall Street boneheads, read it. Read it right now. Second, if you can stomach it, read Paul Krugman’s completely un-self-aware exegesis on “how the Republicans are wrong … Continue reading →

Posted in Bloomberg, Charles Krauthammer, New York Times - NYT, Occupy Wall Street, Paul Krugman

The President Could Not Be More Wrong On This

The Gormogons Posted on October 13, 2011 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

Oh good. Obama is now backing the Occupy protestors. And the liberals all said George Bush was a clueless idiot. This move could not be more wrong, based on the fact that the core protestors can’t stand Obama: he is … Continue reading →

Posted in Occupy Wall Street, Stupid People, Stupid Politicians, Stupidity

JAB’s Modest Proposal

The Gormogons Posted on October 12, 2011 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

Your Czarness: Judging by the recent posts, it seems as though you residents of the Castle have been much irritated by the Occupy Wall St. crowd and their kinfolk The 99 Percenters. Well, I think I may have hit upon … Continue reading →

Posted in Mailbag, Occupy Wall Street, Stupid People, What is to be done?

Occupy Hispaniola

The Gormogons Posted on October 10, 2011 by Dr. J.April 6, 2014

We, the 99% of indigenous persons of the Western Hemisphere wish to protest the 1% of European hegimons for their unwanted incursions onto our soil, bringing us the tripartite evils of small pox, Christianity, and capitalism. Take our syphilis and … Continue reading →

Posted in Columbus Day, Humor, Occupy Wall Street

Occupy Your Mind

The Gormogons Posted on October 10, 2011 by GorTApril 6, 2014

Over the past week, GorT has had a number of conversations with some friends of liberal persuasion regarding a number of topics but largely around the economic situation of the country and the so-called “Occupy Wall Street” protests. First, the … Continue reading →

Posted in Christianity, Liberals, Occupy Wall Street

Occupy the Pool

The Gormogons Posted on October 9, 2011 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

Shane Ruiz, 7, of Bernalilo, New Mexico, has announced he is one of the 99% of the family kids who will occupy the backyard pool all weekend. “I’m not comin’ out,” he stated emphatically, reiterating “I’m stayin in!” An only … Continue reading →

Posted in Occupy Wall Street, Satire, Stupid People

Occupy the DMV

The Gormogons Posted on October 8, 2011 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

Day 22,453 of Occupy the Westmoreland Avenue DMV continues. A spokesperson said “We are the 99% of people who wait here, hour after hour, hoping either our name or number will be called.” Asked about their demands, they said: A … Continue reading →

Posted in Occupy Wall Street, Satire, Stupid People

Occupy Kitchen Tile Column 3 Row 7

The Gormogons Posted on October 8, 2011 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

The ants came marching in to the kitchen, and bee-lined straight for the kitchen tile, third from the wall, seventh row down, in order to mop up some spilled soda. When asked, the ants reported they were part of the … Continue reading →

Posted in Occupy Wall Street, Satire, Stupid People

DJ Dr. J. plays a long distance dedication…

The Gormogons Posted on October 7, 2011 by Dr. J.April 6, 2014

It’s Friday afternoon and time for Dr. J. to play a long distance dedication from the liberal puppet masters to their minions occupying Wall Street. They write, “We would have had R.E.M. come to play live, but they broke up … Continue reading →

Posted in Occupy Wall Street, R.E.M.

We Are The 99 Percent …

The Gormogons Posted on October 7, 2011 by 'PuterApril 6, 2014

… Of The People In Your Graduating Class You Were Reasonably Certain Were Not Going To Amount To Much Because Of Our Delusional Beliefs. ‘Puter moseyed on over to the Occupy Wall Street “We Are the 99 Percent” website today, … Continue reading →

Posted in 'Puter, Hippies…they say they want to save the world but all they do is smoke pot and smell bad, Occupy Wall Street, Stupid People

Now We’re Onto Something

The Gormogons Posted on October 7, 2011 by GorTApril 6, 2014

Check out this bit.  Pretty darn amusing, well done. GorTGorT is an eight-foot-tall robot from the 51ˢᵗ Century who routinely time-travels to steal expensive technology from the future and return it to the past for retroinvention. The profits from this … Continue reading →

Posted in Humor, Occupy Wall Street

The Doctor’s Office is Occupied…

The Gormogons Posted on October 7, 2011 by Dr. J.April 6, 2014

Dr. J. would like to report that the 99% in New Atlantis are waiting to be seen by the 1%. Fortunately, the 1% will deliver emergent, necessary care regardless of the 99%’s ability to pay. Hippocratic oath and such. Obamacare … Continue reading →

Posted in Health care, Occupy Wall Street

And So It Spreads

The Gormogons Posted on October 7, 2011 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

Professor Mondo is seeing it everywhere, too. But is ridiculing the unfocused, college socialist pablum really hypocritical after complaining about the Tea Party, as one of his commentators suggests? No. Where is Samuel Jackson to dismiss the entire OWS crowd … Continue reading →

Posted in Bullshit racism accusations, Media Bias, Occupy Wall Street, Stupid People, Unions

Occupy Stall 3

The Gormogons Posted on October 7, 2011 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

Ben McWhirter, 73, who usually hangs out by the hundred combo flavor Pepsi machine, is in his fourth hour of Occupy Stall 3 of the Men’s Room Inside the Lansing, Michigan, Culvers on Saginaw Highway. Asked what his demands are, … Continue reading →

Posted in Occupy Wall Street, Satire, Stupid People

Occupy The Stairs Up

The Gormogons Posted on October 7, 2011 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

Madison Connelly is well past 9PM as part of her Occupy the Stairs Up. She is demanding the dismantling of capitalism, although she indicated she would easily settle for that cute unicorn Happy Napper. Good luck, 99 percenter! The Czar … Continue reading →

Posted in Occupy Wall Street, Satire, Stupid People

Occupy State Road 259N

The Gormogons Posted on October 7, 2011 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

Manny Deavers of Wellman, Wyoming, is now into his first evening of Occupy State Road 259N. He wants us to know that he is one of the 99%. Mom brought him a blanket about 90 minutes later. Right now, his … Continue reading →

Posted in Occupy Wall Street, Satire, Stupid People

And Things Are Going Well In Small Town, USA

The Gormogons Posted on October 6, 2011 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

Grady Przybylo, of Mumpfersboro, Kentucky, wants you to know that his Occupy Leewald Street is now in its second day. The Czar of MuscovyБожію Поспѣшествующею Милостію Мы, Дима Грозный Императоръ и Самодержецъ Всероссiйскiй, цѣсарь Московскiй. The Czar was born in … Continue reading →

Posted in Occupy Wall Street, Satire, Stupid People

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