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The Gormogons Posted on April 20, 2014 by GorTApril 20, 2014

The Obama Administration announced yet another delay in the Keystone XL Pipeline.  After multiple delays citing environmental issues (none found) and other such nonsense, now they are citing a Nebraska court case that could possibly affect the route of the … Continue reading →

Posted in 2014 Election, Big Environment, Oil Black Gold Texas Tea

Bear Watch ’14: Nemesis looms for Vlad?

The Gormogons Posted on March 11, 2014 by Confucius, Œc. Vol.April 6, 2014

Justice & Nemesis Pursuing Crimevia mythindex.com.  So argues Alex Alexiev in National Review Online: With the incorporation of Crimea into Russia by force of arms about to become a fait accompli next week, speculation is increasingly turning to the longer-term … Continue reading →

Posted in Justice, Oil Black Gold Texas Tea, Putin that Chekist хуй, Russia, Ukraine

Keystone XL: GOP Certain to Tick Up in Polls

The Gormogons Posted on January 20, 2012 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

Well, if you’re a person capable of reading a sentence and making it all the way to the end without forgetting what it was about, you can learn some things about our President. And if this describes his supporters, which … Continue reading →

Posted in 2012 Election, Barack Obama, Canada, Election, Oil Black Gold Texas Tea, The Obama Amateur Hour

Mailbag: Oil, Taxes, Polls

The Gormogons Posted on April 1, 2011 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 7, 2014

Three things to share. First, BG writes in with a great explanation of the President’s opposition to oil company land leases: Dread and Awful Czar – You write that President Obama “…argues that oil companies have plenty of capacity onshore … Continue reading →

Posted in Dr. J., Election, Michele Bachmann, Oil Black Gold Texas Tea, Richard Nixon, Taxes

Mailbag Fun!

The Gormogons Posted on March 24, 2011 by GorTApril 7, 2014

I’m cleaning out teh Intrawebs and lo’ and behold I got a piece o’ mail from operative junior-grade crash test scientist, BG: Dear GorTechie: Regarding Rep. Edward Markey’s claim that we’re in Libya for the oil, perhaps he should follow … Continue reading →

Posted in Democrats, Libya, Oil Black Gold Texas Tea

Energy = Peace…

The Gormogons Posted on March 12, 2011 by The MandarinApril 7, 2014

Your Mandarin is saddened by the tragedy that has befallen Japan and he offers his condolences to its citizens. Between the numerous lives that have been lost and the catastrophic damage to the country’s infrastructure this is truly one of … Continue reading →

Posted in Drill Baby Drill, Energy, Green Energy, Greenpeace, Japan, Nuclear power (more now please), Nuclear Weapons, Oil Black Gold Texas Tea

Now Who Says “Drill, Baby, Drill?” Surprise!

The Gormogons Posted on March 12, 2011 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 7, 2014

President Bill Clinton, no darling to American conservatives, shows how far away he is from President Obama when he declares that Obama’s drilling moratorium, when the economy is this fragile and gas prices are leaping upward, is “ridiculous.” He also … Continue reading →

Posted in Bill Clinton, Drill Baby Drill, Oil Black Gold Texas Tea

Obama Administration Caught Lying About Oil Spill Data

The Gormogons Posted on October 7, 2010 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 7, 2014

This chaps the Czar’s buttocks. Sorry, but it does. For eight years, the Czar (and millions of others) endured continual critical comments about President George Bush, and how he ignored science when it disagreed with his policies, and how he … Continue reading →

Posted in George W. Bush, Obama Administration, Oil Black Gold Texas Tea, Phoney Science, Science

BP Disaster: Cui Bono?

The Gormogons Posted on June 29, 2010 by 'PuterApril 7, 2014

‘Puter’s not a conspiracy theorist. People are too dumb to pull off any conspiracy that would require the active involvement of more than three people. There’s always a simpler and more rational explanation than the convoluted tripe crazies like the … Continue reading →

Posted in Cars, Oil Black Gold Texas Tea

Saudi Arabia vs. Iran

The Gormogons Posted on July 6, 2009 by Confucius, Œc. Vol.July 6, 2009

Long-time Middle East watchers (like the Czar) will note that the Saudis’ willingness to cooperate with Israel against Iran is, in fact, entirely within character. Saudi Arabia and Iran are bitter, deadly rivals who see each other as their main … Continue reading →

Posted in Iran, Oil Black Gold Texas Tea, Persian Gulf, Saudi Arabia

Kerry, Schumer, and McCaskill block Western access to Iraqi oil. China says, 謝謝!

The Gormogons Posted on September 17, 2008 by Confucius, Œc. Vol.September 17, 2008

Read all about this disgrace. Why, after all the assistance we’ve given to Iraq over the past five years, was the first major Iraqi oil deal signed with China and not with an American or even a western company? The … Continue reading →

Posted in China, Democrats, Iraq, Oil Black Gold Texas Tea

“Math class is hard!” —Teen Talk Barbie (1994)

The Gormogons Posted on August 6, 2008 by Confucius, Œc. Vol.August 6, 2008

…and Ghettoputer (1983-87). So, GorT ain’t happy about the tire-inflation-as-better-than-offshore-drilling idea, eh? Well, unlike certain oneupsmanship-obsessed techies who are apparently too lazy to bust out their HP35s’es, this guy decided to do the math. In case you follow in Teen … Continue reading →

Posted in Barack Obama, Math class is hard, Oil Black Gold Texas Tea

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