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Constant Campaigning

The Gormogons Posted on March 4, 2013 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

Quick—name a President who did better in his second term than his first. Right. Now name a President who did at least as well in his second term as his first. Tough, eh? Well, obviously Bush and Clinton were heavily … Continue reading →

Posted in Barack Obama, History, One Term President, Republicans

And The Election Goes To…

The Gormogons Posted on October 25, 2012 by The MandarinApril 6, 2014

Your Mandarin is pleased to report that Mitt Romney has won the Presidential election. You may be asking, “Inscrutable Mandarin, how were you able to make this proclamation? Did you travel in time to see the outcome? Did you consult … Continue reading →

Posted in Mitt Romney, One Term President, President, Vote Fraud, Voting

Obama’s Record Is The Biggest Negative Ad

The Gormogons Posted on October 19, 2012 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

JAB writes in from the double-wide. Your Czarness: I apologize for my lack of correspondence lately, but have things ever been hopping at the Double-wide! And I mean that in a good way, not that I’ve been on the lam … Continue reading →

Posted in 2012 Election, Barack Obama, Election, Mitt Romney, One Term President, The Obama Amateur Hour

University of Colorado says: Obama’s Been Done For A While

The Gormogons Posted on August 23, 2012 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

Lost amid the babble of election predictions? No kidding. Polls are not coming out fast and furious every day that show Mitt Romney ahead by one. Or Barack Obama by two. Or Mitt Romney by three, with an error margin … Continue reading →

Posted in Barack Obama, Mitt Romney, One Term President, The Obama Amateur Hour

The Czar Explains Executive Privilege

The Gormogons Posted on June 26, 2012 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

Sorry folks: due to something GorT probably did, the following essay did not publish over the weekend as intended. You enjoy it now, yes? There aren’t a lot of pictures on executive privilege. Here is a baby bunny instead. A … Continue reading →

Posted in Constitutional Law, Eric Holder, Obama Administration, One Term President, Rule of Law, The Obama Amateur Hour

No. Not Kidding.

The Gormogons Posted on June 24, 2012 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

Ms. Brigid writes your Czar: A hint on what to get me. I know—I can be tough to shop for. But this time around, I’m making it easy on you. Instead of falling back on a gift card—or cash—you can … Continue reading →

Posted in 2012 Election, Election, One Term President, The Obama Amateur Hour

Breaking News Headline…

The Gormogons Posted on June 7, 2012 by The MandarinApril 6, 2014

Image by Mr. Pinko at iOwnTheWorld.com via American Thinker The MandarinThe Mandarin, whose real name is 吏恆, joined the order in 1309, and introduced the Gormogons into England during the 18th Century. The Mandarin enjoys spending time with his pet … Continue reading →

Posted in 2012 Election, Gallows Humor, Humor, One Term President, Progressives

Making the News

The Gormogons Posted on June 7, 2012 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

How the Obama campaign has been treating the press; and the press has beengetting a little tired of it. Many of us on the Right are thumping our knees with laughter over the Left’s outrageous denial that the Walker re-election … Continue reading →

Posted in ABC News, CNN, Jay Carney, Journalism, Main Stream Media, Media, Media Bias, MSNBC, NBC News, One Term President, The Obama Amateur Hour, Wisconsin

On Wisconsin…

The Gormogons Posted on June 6, 2012 by The MandarinApril 6, 2014

Your Mandarin wishes to extend his congratulations to Governor Scott Walker and Lieutenant Governor Rebecca Kleefisch on their victory last night. Your Mandarin is also pleased with the overall outcome of this recall effort and the ongoing impact it is … Continue reading →

Posted in ACORN, Barack Obama, Leftism, One Term President, Progressives, Teacher Unions, Unions, Wisconsin

Growing Despair Infects Krugman

The Gormogons Posted on June 4, 2012 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

Paul Krugman clearly appears over the deep end. What should be done about the economy? Republicans claim to have the answer: slash spending and cut taxes. What they hope voters won’t notice is that that’s precisely the policy we’ve been … Continue reading →

Posted in 2012 Election, Democrats, Economic policy, Economics, Election, New York Times - NYT, One Term President, Paul Krugman, Republicans, U.S. Economy

President Romney? Well, Maybe

The Gormogons Posted on May 17, 2012 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

You may have missed it, but this week has been really one slap of bad news after another for the Obama campaign. Whether it’s blowback from turning a Medal of Honor ceremony into a political stump speech, or a jaw-droppingly … Continue reading →

Posted in 2012 Election, Barack Obama, Borepatch, Election, Math class is hard, Mitt Romney, One Term President, Polls

Love’s Labors Bucked

The Gormogons Posted on May 15, 2012 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

The Czar will not deny he gets great email. Take this message from the Burgher of Bong. Bong is a real place, and it is just to the South of our Castle. The Burgher came to visit us once, and … Continue reading →

Posted in Barack Obama, Gay Marriage, Gays, James Buchanan, Mailbag, One Term President, President, Same-Sex Marriage

Sabotage – A Fifth Column in the Obama Campaign

The Gormogons Posted on April 23, 2012 by Dr. J.April 6, 2014

Dr. J. has always said that two points make a straight line, but 3 or more points lets you get a better picture of what is really going on. The Obama Campaign has had a rough week or two since … Continue reading →

Posted in 2012 Election, Fifth Column, Mitt Romney, One Term President, Shameless Romney 2012ing, The Obama Amateur Hour

Star Spangled Bungle…

The Gormogons Posted on March 14, 2012 by The MandarinApril 6, 2014

Your Mandarin was mortified when he discovered this story about a flag flying above the Lake County Florida Democratic Party headquarters. The flag has a picture of President Obama emblazoned on it where the 50 stars should be – or … Continue reading →

Posted in Barack Obama, Democrats, Insulting our President, Nazis, Obama Administration, One Term President, Patriotism, Veterans’ Affairs

Dark Lord of the Sith…

The Gormogons Posted on January 25, 2012 by The MandarinApril 6, 2014

Your Mandarin watched a portion of President Obama’s State of the Union address. One portion of the address that struck your Mandarin as disturbing was when the President, after stating that he wanted Congress to put a bill on his … Continue reading →

Posted in Dirty Liberals, Liberal Fascism, Liberal Idiots, Liberals, One Term President, President, Progressives, Sith Lord, Star Wars, The Mandarin

What we learned today about Mr. Romney…

The Gormogons Posted on January 24, 2012 by Dr. J.April 6, 2014

For those who didn’t get the memo. Mr. Romney is crazy rich. He is worth around $200 million, earning $21.7 million dollars last year. He paid $3 million in taxes and gave almost $3 million away to charitable causes. Most … Continue reading →

Posted in Charity, Freedom, HHS, Jim DeMint, ObamaCare, One Term President, Taxes, The Obama Amateur Hour

Maybe they should have voted for the yellow dog…

The Gormogons Posted on December 13, 2011 by Dr. J.April 6, 2014

A ‘Yellow Dog’ Democrat is someone who will even vote for a yellow dog if they’re the Democratic nominee for an office. Dr. J. has an esteemed surgical colleague who has a bumper sticker on his 65′ Mustang (which he’s … Continue reading →

Posted in Democrats, One Term President, The Obama Amateur Hour

Weighed and Counted

The Gormogons Posted on December 10, 2011 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

Poll numbers are always interesting. No, wait—most polls are totally uninteresting. Let us rephrase that: polls that agree with our point of view are always interesting. CBS News, which seems to have noticed the bloom is off the rose faster … Continue reading →

Posted in CBS News, Congress, One Term President, Polls, President

Shakedown…

The Gormogons Posted on December 9, 2011 by Dr. J.April 6, 2014

Today the National Labor Relations Board dismissed its case against Boeing. Now this was a long time coming, as the case against Boeing, as Boeing, by wanting to open a plant in the right-to-work (and red) state of South Carolina … Continue reading →

Posted in NLRB, Obama Administration, One Term President, Unions

If the Republican candidates need a speechwriter…

The Gormogons Posted on November 30, 2011 by Dr. J.April 6, 2014

Victor David Hanson substantively sums up the Obama’s legacy as a One Term President™ nicely over at NRO. It is a polite, but devastating takedown of why he has failed as President and why we should be crawling across broken … Continue reading →

Posted in american exceptionalism, One Term President, Required Reading

Gone Fishing…

The Gormogons Posted on November 22, 2011 by Dr. J.April 6, 2014

Here is another outrageous example of government regulation stifling economic growth (h/t Drudge, of course). The short version is that a commercial fisherman from New Bedford, in the People’s Republic of Massachusetts caught an 881 pound bluefin tuna in his … Continue reading →

Posted in Aquaman, Fishing, Massachusetts, NOAA, One Term President, Regulations

Waiting too long at the Apple Store? There’s an App for that!

The Gormogons Posted on November 15, 2011 by Dr. J.April 6, 2014

Dr. J. went to the New Atlantis Apple Store on Saturday with the lil med student to get an additional USB cable (an ancient one was fraying at the iPhone/iPod plug in end) and a couple of car chargers for … Continue reading →

Posted in Apple, Gormogon Infighting, GorT, One Term President, The Gormogonickal Seal of Approval®, The Obama Amateur Hour, way too much technology

You’re a mean one, Mr. Obama…

The Gormogons Posted on November 9, 2011 by Dr. J.April 6, 2014

This news item has many of the reasons why President Obama needs to be a One Term President™(h/t Drudge). The Obama Administration is levying a 15¢ fee (tax) on live Christmas trees. This levy is was not voted upon by the … Continue reading →

Posted in 'Puter's Always Right, Merry Christmas, One Term President, The Mandarin

Mailbag – Drug Shortage Edition

The Gormogons Posted on November 5, 2011 by Dr. J.April 6, 2014

Dr. J.’s had a busy week folks. There is a news story that has been percolating in the background for months that Dr. J. has been trying to get his hands around, and finally he has gotten to where he … Continue reading →

Posted in Government Run Healthcare, I want a new drug, Mailbag, One Term President

Biden in 2016?

The Gormogons Posted on October 23, 2011 by Dr. J.April 6, 2014

From Real Clear Politics: “I’ll make up my mind on that later,” Vice President Joe Biden said in an interview with CNN’s Candy Crowley. “I’m in one of the, probably the best shape I’ve been in in my life” I’m … Continue reading →

Posted in Joe Biden, One Term President

One friend with an eye for Romney and another leaning that way

The Gormogons Posted on October 19, 2011 by Dr. J.April 6, 2014

Dr. J. has yet to decide who he will be voting for in the Republican primary. Indeed, he is taking his sweet time. New Atlantis doesn’t cast its (Cz, :p ) ballots until March 6th, so the race will be … Continue reading →

Posted in Norse Mythology, One Term President, Republicans

Did I mention Keynes was wrong…

The Gormogons Posted on October 12, 2011 by Dr. J.April 6, 2014

Dr. J. mentioned yesterday that Keynesian economics doesn’t work. Today, Ezra Klein (of Journolist fame) in his blog, he posts a damning graph to this effect. As you can see, the stimulus did not work. Mr. Klein trys to explain … Continue reading →

Posted in Economic policy, One Term President, The Obama Amateur Hour

Headline: President Obama takes a Sabbatical from Being President to Run for President

The Gormogons Posted on October 10, 2011 by Dr. J.April 6, 2014

It has been Dr. J.’s observation for sometime that President Obama has been working too hard running for President and not hard enough being President. While being President does require a number of appearances and speeches, and the Bully Pulpit … Continue reading →

Posted in Fables, Identity Politics, One Term President, The Obama Amateur Hour

Mailbag: That was F%^# fast, edition

The Gormogons Posted on October 5, 2011 by Dr. J.April 6, 2014

Gormogon Operative GD writes in on one of Zeus’s lightning bolts regarding Dr J.’s post: “Like Mussolini, and Kennedy…” Yeah, since writing his post, Dr. J. couldn’t get that song out of his head either. Dr. J. liked that song. … Continue reading →

Posted in I want my MTV, Mailbag, One Term President

Vote for Obama and you will be kewl…

The Gormogons Posted on October 5, 2011 by Dr. J.April 6, 2014

Dr. J. brought this issue up before. Because President Obama can’t beat Generic Republican (R-Anystate, USA), on the issues, and because he’s lost Rockefeller Republican Peggy Noonan who offered up the campaign slogan of “He Made Things Worse” for rival … Continue reading →

Posted in 2012 Election, One Term President, The Obama Amateur Hour

Dr. J. requests a consultation from Dr. K.

The Gormogons Posted on September 23, 2011 by Dr. J.April 6, 2014

Dr. Charles Krauthammer is one of Dr. J.’s favorite pundits. He is brilliant, a skilled writer and has a medical degree, to boot. He is wheelchair bound, due to a diving accident back in medical school, but you would never … Continue reading →

Posted in Charles Krauthammer, One Term President, The Obama Amateur Hour

Media Begins Touting Alternatives

The Gormogons Posted on September 23, 2011 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

The Царица insists on having the television on in the morning, which the Czar finds as enjoyable as waking up to find the loud, nosy neighbor sitting in your kitchen the first thing telling you you’re out of coffee. But … Continue reading →

Posted in Democrats, Hillary Clinton, Liberals, Main Stream Media, Media, Media Bias, One Term President

A Post-Myrmidon Presidency

The Gormogons Posted on September 20, 2011 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

Hey Furry-faced Czar-dude*: You’ve been around for every election in US history. Has there ever been a president who didn’t run for re-election? Would it be a huge scandal if BHO dropped out, or what? As always, yours, etc. etc.D.T.*I … Continue reading →

Posted in Barack Obama, Election, One Term President, President

Growing Voices Call For A Democratic Alternative

The Gormogons Posted on September 18, 2011 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

Steve Chapman of The Chicago Tribune provides some rationale as to “Why the President Should Withdraw.” There is now a growing chorus, fueled by a gathering realizaton, that (a) the President cannot hope to defeat the Republicans and (b) he … Continue reading →

Posted in Barack Obama, Election, One Term President, President

Do not be beguiled…

The Gormogons Posted on September 7, 2011 by Dr. J.April 6, 2014

Often times when one thinks they see a UFO, it turns out to be a weather balloon. Today we are seeing the first glimpses of a ‘jobs plan‘ by President Obama, but Dr. J. is concerned that all it is … Continue reading →

Posted in Battlestar Galactica, Economic policy, One Term President, The Obama Amateur Hour

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