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WTF is Up With This Kony Nonsense?

The Gormogons Posted on March 10, 2012 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

We assume by now you have heard about or seen the video calling for justice against Ugandan guerilla leader Joseph Kony. The Czar has seen posters and hand-drawn signs taped up all over Chicago simply saying KONY 2012. Yes, he … Continue reading →

Posted in 2012 Election, Barack Obama, Foreign Policy, Osama bin-Laden, Uganda, War crimes

Something Sticking in My Craw

The Gormogons Posted on January 8, 2012 by GorTApril 6, 2014

Well, maybe now craw…maybe I should say ultra-hi PSI servo-acutuated grasper.  There are secrets, classifications and security clearances for a reason.  Largely, and in a way a simplification, it is to protect the means and methods by which our country … Continue reading →

Posted in CIA, Department of Defense, Osama bin-Laden, This movie really sucks

Killing Osama

The Gormogons Posted on May 16, 2011 by Confucius, Œc. Vol.April 7, 2014

The last photo of Adm. Yamamoto, April 18th, 1943.He was dead by 10:00 a.m. Tokyo time. R.I.P. From the depths of interstellar space, the unusually pensive Klingon, Da’rod of Q’onos, writes in: Most Puissant and Beneficent Volgi, I have been … Continue reading →

Posted in Imperial Japanese Navy, Osama bin-Laden, Snipers, Vietnam, World War II

Let Me Be Clear, I Have Always Liked Capital Punishment

The Gormogons Posted on May 9, 2011 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 7, 2014

President Obama’s exact words about Usâma bin-Lâdin on 60 Minutes: “And I think that anyone who would question that the perpetrator of mass murder on American soil didn’t deserve what he got needs to have their head examined.” So the … Continue reading →

Posted in Barack Obama, Liberals, Osama bin-Laden

Why kill Usâma?

The Gormogons Posted on May 8, 2011 by Confucius, Œc. Vol.April 7, 2014

In the previous post, the question is raised: why did we off Usâma bin-Lâdin rather than capturing him and making him the mother of all sources? Of course, Confucius has no greater knowledge than anyone else, but it strikes him … Continue reading →

Posted in al-Qâ’ida, Global War on Terror, Guantanamo, Islamic Terror, Osama bin-Laden, Terrorism, Terrorists

Do We Know Too Much About the Bin-Lâdin Raid?

The Gormogons Posted on May 8, 2011 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 7, 2014

DT writes in to say: Oh Czar, Destroyer of Worlds: I won’t miss Osama a bit, and am pleased that he’s now fellating Satan on a full-time basis. However, I can’t stop asking myself Why? Why was the order to … Continue reading →

Posted in Mailbag, Osama bin-Laden, Special Forces, U.S. Navy

We Have Missed JAB

The Gormogons Posted on May 4, 2011 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 7, 2014

Your Czarness: Sorry it’s been so long since I’ve written, but all the preparations for the Royal Wedding here at the Trailer-Park-at-the-Edge-of-Town left me with precious little time. You gentlemen of the Castle have no idea how hard it is … Continue reading →

Posted in Americans, Hooray, Mailbag, Osama bin-Laden

Four Little Tidbits

The Gormogons Posted on May 4, 2011 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 7, 2014

Four quick items for you: On the Obama administration&#146s changing stories about the raid: This is not a surprise. All of this news is based on after-action reports compiled from the guys on the scene. If you have ever read … Continue reading →

Posted in Barack Obama, Obama Administration, Osama bin-Laden, Pakistan

Dr. J Likes Ice Cream

The Gormogons Posted on May 4, 2011 by GorTApril 7, 2014

The Royal Surgeon writes in to comment on this post from earlier today (or was that tomorrow….being a time travelling robot makes it hard to orient you humans): GorT, Your observation that the Obama Administration has more versions of ‘Let’s … Continue reading →

Posted in Osama bin-Laden, The Obama Amateur Hour

Excitement or Naïveté?

The Gormogons Posted on May 4, 2011 by GorTApril 7, 2014

I don’t know if anyone else has noticed this and maybe it’s just me but the news reports are all over the place with regards to how the mission to get bin Laden was coordinated and executed.  For example, we’ve … Continue reading →

Posted in Osama bin-Laden, The Obama Amateur Hour

Dr. J on UBL

The Gormogons Posted on May 2, 2011 by GorTApril 7, 2014

Dr. J wrote in with the following and part of it struck a chord with me that I’ll expand on below: Your Timelessness: Dr. J. woke up this morning to the news that Usama bin Laden was killed in a … Continue reading →

Posted in Barack Obama, Liberals, Osama bin-Laden

Better Late Than Never

The Gormogons Posted on May 2, 2011 by 'PuterApril 7, 2014

‘Puter’s been busy today working. Also, he’s been busy pulling a 1/4 inch bolt out of his passenger side rear tire, but that’s another whole story. But thanks, dipstick, for thoughtfully leaving the washer on the bolt as it bounced … Continue reading →

Posted in Barack Obama, Osama bin-Laden

Credit Due: Obama Called the Play

The Gormogons Posted on May 2, 2011 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 7, 2014

The Czar will not mince words here. Bin-Lâdin is dead, and Obama got him. We have already seen comments on pro-liberal blogs that the “tea baggers” are going to deny this is a victory for the President, but as always, … Continue reading →

Posted in Barack Obama, George W. Bush, Osama bin-Laden

All a-Twitter

The Gormogons Posted on May 2, 2011 by GorTApril 7, 2014

So the Twitter world is all a buzz with the death of Osama bin Laden.  Your Gormogons have been recognized as a solid contributor to this.  However, I have to give props to the most entertaining one I’ve seen: On … Continue reading →

Posted in Humor, Osama bin-Laden

Bin-Lâdin, Fucking Dead.

The Gormogons Posted on May 2, 2011 by Confucius, Œc. Vol.April 7, 2014

So, here’s some reaction: this is potentially a propaganda coup of the first order. Operationally, it may or may not be meaningful. Remember, as we’ve mentioned, part of the reason our enemies in this war are so fanatical is that … Continue reading →

Posted in al-Qâ’ida, Diplomacy, Evil, Islamic Terror, Jihad, Osama bin-Laden, People Who Need Killin', U.S. Navy

Bin-Lâdin Dead?

The Gormogons Posted on May 2, 2011 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 7, 2014

Appears so. In case you had not heard, the Obama administration is expected to announce shortly that Public Enemy Number 1 has been killed by an American attack last week, and DNA evidence due back today confirms it. Well, give … Continue reading →

Posted in Osama bin-Laden

Somewhere Ferdy & Izzy are smiling.

The Gormogons Posted on November 5, 2008 by Confucius, Œc. Vol.November 5, 2008

Your Volgi was wrong: Spain says, “Thanks for playing, Señor Bin-Laden. Enjoy your lovely parting gifts and these delicious airport tapas.” Via Abe Greenwald @ Commentary, also glad to be wrong. Confucius, Œc. Vol.Don’t ask impertinent questions like that jackass … Continue reading →

Posted in al-Qâ’ida, Osama bin-Laden, Spain

al-Andalus, May It Swiftly Be Returned to Islam!

The Gormogons Posted on November 4, 2008 by Confucius, Œc. Vol.November 4, 2008

So, one of Osama’s sons wants asylum in Spain. The question of interest to me is, why? Just wants a convenient European base of operations for the family business (since Spain was successfully bombed out of opposition to al-Qaida)? ¿Rereconquista? … Continue reading →

Posted in al-Qâ’ida, Osama bin-Laden, Spain

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