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Detroit’s Pensioners Screwed Themselves (And So Are All Other Public Pensioners)

The Gormogons Posted on December 5, 2013 by 'PuterApril 6, 2014

Public sector union members thoughtfully and politely discuss the possible reduction of their pension benefits with the taxpayers footing the outsized and ever-growing bill. Detroit’s public sector unions are squealing like stuck Irish pigs about their pensions being treated as just another unsecured … Continue reading →

Posted in 'Puter's Always Right, California, Economics, Politicians, Rant, Stupid People, Suck It Czar, Teacher Unions, Unions, West Beirut (Detroit)

Transformational Politics

The Gormogons Posted on August 1, 2013 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

And so it begins. If you were unaware, the Mainstream Media is beginning its process to transform the shrill, petty, dangerously vindictive and manipulatively toxic Hillary Rodham Clinton into the awesome Hillary Clinton: glamorous former first lady, brave and powerful … Continue reading →

Posted in 2014 Election, 2016 Election, Hillary Clinton, Politicians, Politics, These politics really suck

Enough With the Third Party Crap

The Gormogons Posted on July 8, 2013 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

The Czar intends to annoy a hell of a lot of people with this post, but conservatives need to stop sucking at the teat of fantasy about a third party. Unless, of course, they want to suck at the teat … Continue reading →

Posted in Democrats, Election, Election Results, Politicians, Politics, Republicans, These politics really suck

Why Obama Choked Like Mama Cass on All You Can Eat Ham Sandwich Night

The Gormogons Posted on October 5, 2012 by 'PuterApril 6, 2014

Your non-‘Puter Gormogons have done a marvelous job of providing instant feedback and analysis of this week’s presidential debate, brought to you by the letter “F” and the number “4.”  If you have not done so already, you really ought … Continue reading →

Posted in 2012 Election, Barack Obama, Debate, Mitt Romney, Politicians

Musings

The Gormogons Posted on July 18, 2012 by GorTApril 6, 2014

It’s hard to shut down the positronic brain at times and so I had a few musings that struck me last night as I drifted off to the Matrix to shoot at some recognizers. Mmmm, tasty. It’s menu item #34 … Continue reading →

Posted in Education, Government spending, Olympics, Politicians, The Obama Amateur Hour

In Praise Of Incrementalism

The Gormogons Posted on June 8, 2012 by 'PuterApril 6, 2014

Man, what a hangover. Czar and ‘Puter were up for two days straight, celebrating Wisconsin Governor Scott Walker’s historic beat-down of labor unions with the fine serving wenches at the Leaping Peacock.  Before you get all “‘Puter’s a sexist pig,” … Continue reading →

Posted in Democrats, New York, Politicians, Politics, Republicans, Stupid Politicians, Teacher Unions, Unions, Wisconsin

Support the Dumb Name Act

The Gormogons Posted on February 14, 2012 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

Sit back for an idea that will never happen. But the Czar would suspect it would be incredibly popular, if not impossible to implement. How about this: how about Congress adopt rules that cutesy nicknames and oppositionally opposed words be … Continue reading →

Posted in Congress, Politicians, Politics, Stupid Politicians

Failure to Serve the Public Trust

The Gormogons Posted on November 28, 2011 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

Just a follow-on to Dr. J’s predictions that the Massachusetts elections are about to get interesting with the announced retirement of Rep. Barney Frank at the end of his term. The Czar would like to breathe a sigh of relief. … Continue reading →

Posted in Barney Frank, Corruption, Corruption of Power, Politicians, Stupid Politicians

Obama’s Bane: GOP Can Sermonize Better

The Gormogons Posted on July 26, 2011 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

Overall, the Boehner rebuttal was really good, not just in content, but in psychology. The President will likely give less of his incessant lecture hall jeremiads if the GOP continually goes on television right after him and disproves his every … Continue reading →

Posted in Barack Obama, John Boehner, National Debt, Politicians

With Non-Friends Like His…

The Gormogons Posted on June 9, 2011 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 7, 2014

GD leaps into action with his exciting Kung Fu grip: Dread, awful, powerful, all-seeing Czar, I was 100% with you, right up until you dragged his poor, pregnant (according to the interwebs), suffering wife into the discussion. I totally agree … Continue reading →

Posted in National Security, Politicians, Stupid Politicians

Weiner Must Resign. Here Is Why.

The Gormogons Posted on June 9, 2011 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 7, 2014

There has been a little bit of consideration on both sides of the aisle that maybe Congressman Weiner deserves a pass on this incident. After all, this is a private matter between Congressman Weiner and his wife; it doesn’t affect … Continue reading →

Posted in Department of State, Government Secrets, Hillary Clinton, Politicians, Stupid Politicians

RE: Call It What It Is

The Gormogons Posted on June 8, 2011 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 7, 2014

Allow the Czar to congratulate GorT on a spot-on essay regarding Congressman Weiner. Ultimately, the summary of Weiner’s press conference was “I take full responsibility for my actions, but I will not resign.” Which means he does not take full … Continue reading →

Posted in Correction and Apology, Hollywood, Politicians, Stupid Politicians

Weiner’s Limp Story

The Gormogons Posted on June 2, 2011 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 7, 2014

The Czar notices we have not touched Weiner’s wiener. Let us suppose the Congressman is innocent of sending an obscene photograph to a college girl. What we have is a member of Congress who has somehow been hacked. If someone … Continue reading →

Posted in Democrats, Lies Lies and More Damn Lies, Politicians, Scandals, Stupid Politicians

Barney Frank’s Conflict of Interest

The Gormogons Posted on October 22, 2010 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 7, 2014

Ah, Barney Frank: the Congressman everybody loves to hate. If you really needed a stereotype of a Congress member who does everything wrong yet retains his or her job, Frank is a good one. The Boston Herald just discovered something … Continue reading →

Posted in Barney Frank, Politicians, Stupid Politicians, TARP

How to Answer the Evolution v Creation Question

The Gormogons Posted on October 20, 2010 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 7, 2014

Whether you’re Delaware senatorial candidate Christine O’Donnell or Illinois gubernatorial candidate Bill Brady, you need to learn to STFU on creationism vs. evolutionism. First off, it isn’t even a debate—creationists cannot engage in a logical rational debate on any matter … Continue reading →

Posted in Creationism, Evolution, Identity Politics, Politicians, Politics

Good For Carl

The Gormogons Posted on October 1, 2010 by 'PuterApril 7, 2014

‘Puter is a denizen of Upstate New York, and this year, upstart Tea Party/Republican candidate Carl Paladino is on the ballot. Mr. Paladino rose to stardom based primarily on his sharp invective and anger directed at New York’s entrenched political … Continue reading →

Posted in New York, Politicians, Stupid People

Campaigning on Your Dime

The Gormogons Posted on May 13, 2010 by 'PuterApril 7, 2014

New York Attorney General Andrew Cuomo is campaigning for higher office on your dime. Mr. Cuomo is investigating eight banks for what he considers to be shenanigans related to the financial sector meltdown. A few thoughts from ‘Puter. 1. Mr. … Continue reading →

Posted in Politicians

Random Union Rant, ‘Puter Style

The Gormogons Posted on April 13, 2010 by 'PuterApril 7, 2014

‘Puter’s been doing some more thinking about unions. ‘Puter knows. He’s a broken record. If you don’t like it, get your own danged blog where you can write about Hello Kitty, unicorns and gay pride parades. If you do, send … Continue reading →

Posted in Politicians, Teacher Unions, Unions

Re: More Inconceivable! Moments

The Gormogons Posted on January 21, 2010 by GorTJanuary 21, 2010

While I agree with the points made by my esteemed collegue from the west-north-west wing of the Castle, I do have a clarifying point to make to his conclusion.  Specifically: conservatives should take the Brown win cautiously. First, there was … Continue reading →

Posted in Conservatism, Liberals, Politicians

Exempla Gratia

The Gormogons Posted on September 9, 2009 by 'PuterSeptember 9, 2009

If you’ve ever wondered why America has taken a serious dislike to politicians of all stripes, meet California Assemblyman Mike Duvall (R). Politicians seem to be uncouth, tacky, liars and all-around nogoodniks these days, regardless of political persuasion (cf., Rangel, … Continue reading →

Posted in Politicians, Stupid People

Prepare for Distant Tolerance

The Gormogons Posted on July 30, 2009 by The Czar of MuscovyJuly 30, 2009

What a pickle POTUS Obama finds himself in. His popularity is dropping—not as fast as conservative bloggers and commentators would have you believe—but the downward trend is quite obvious. This problem happened to Bill Clinton, too, if you recall. Each … Continue reading →

Posted in Approval Ratings, Barack Obama, Politicians

Political Science

The Gormogons Posted on July 18, 2009 by The Czar of MuscovyJuly 18, 2009

Your Volgi sent us this little link, which explores why scientists hate Republicans. The Czar appreciates the assumption that it is worthless asking whether or not scientists actually do hate Republicans—by God, actually they do. The article covers the Pew … Continue reading →

Posted in Barack Obama, Democrats, George W. Bush, John McCain, Politicians, Republicans, Science

Illinois Side Show Politics Update

The Gormogons Posted on July 11, 2009 by The Czar of MuscovyJuly 11, 2009

The Czar has long followed Chicago politics, which few outsiders actually get. But let us take a look at the latest in Illinois politics (terribly influenced by the Chicago corruption machine) and see what the latest is. Nationally, Senator Roland … Continue reading →

Posted in Chicago Political Machine, Chicago Way, Illinois, Politicians

The Great Circle of Life

The Gormogons Posted on July 1, 2009 by The Czar of MuscovyJuly 1, 2009

Half-read stories can save a lot of time. Many politicians are lawyers. Lawyers are often nick-named sharks. Seems sharks use specific hunting strategies similar to serial killers. Seems serial killers have brains wired very much like politicians. And know that … Continue reading →

Posted in Animal Attacks, Divorced-beheaded-died-divorced-beheaded-survived, Lawyers, Neurology, Politicians, Serial Killers, Sharks, Stupid Mongorians, Unfreeze those arms sales to Taiwan already

Take me to your leader

The Gormogons Posted on March 6, 2009 by GorTMarch 6, 2009

So the geniuses in the Illinois General Assembly passed a bill with the following language: RESOLVED, BY THE SENATE OF THE NINETY-SIXTH GENERAL ASSEMBLY OF THE STATE OF ILLINOIS, that as Pluto passes overhead through Illinois’ night skies, that it … Continue reading →

Posted in Astronomy, Pluto, Politicians

It’s All About Job Security

The Gormogons Posted on October 24, 2008 by GorTOctober 24, 2008

It should be clear to any long-term reader of this site, that my personal belief is that once “politician” became a career here in America, the American political system began a downward spiral. No longer was it well-intentioned citizens volunteering … Continue reading →

Posted in Hollywood liberals, Job Security, Politicians

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