“Boy, as a really, really observant RomanCatholic, am I looking forward to meetingJesus. He’ll be so proud of me, increasingthe rights of His womyn creatures to indiscriminately slaughter their young.” ‘Puter’s governor, the ever-delightful Andrew Cuomo, has come up with … Continue reading →
Island Dweller at the Castle bar last night: Your magnificence: I am wondering if the title of Gen. Petraeus’s book has anything to do with the situation vis-a-vis his mistress. It is a most unfortunate choice of title given what … Continue reading →
Genius from Verum Serum, sent to us by the Greatest of Graces. The Czar of MuscovyБожію Поспѣшествующею Милостію Мы, Дима Грозный Императоръ и Самодержецъ Всероссiйскiй, цѣсарь Московскiй. The Czar was born in the steppes of Russia in 1267, and was … Continue reading →
It’s always difficult to keep Mrs. ‘Puter happy (mostly because she’s married to ‘Puter), but ‘Puter’s going to have to try really, really hard (and often) to do so. Because scientists say so. *Shamelessly stolen from Instapundit. 'PuterAlways right, unless … Continue reading →
Your Mandarin happened across this story about a man in Germany seeking protection from his sex-crazed wife. Apparently he has spent the last four years trying to avoid having sex with his wife because he was worried that he would … Continue reading →
This post has nothing to do with horny septuagenerians on a Viagra bender. Sorry to disappoint all of you German readers who got here through a filthy Google search. Readers know that ‘Puter believes the quality of public education has … Continue reading →
The Czar is not surprised by the discovery that German readers are flocking to our site in record numbers due to the phrase “sex milking.” Of course, this is a mistaken reference to an actual post on this site with … Continue reading →
We Gormogons had a noticeable uptick in traffic from Germany yesterday. Turns out, Germans are reaching our site when they search the term “sex milking.” Seriously, Germany. Get help. Right now. *N.B. The Gormogons are starting a new policy to … Continue reading →
