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Dr. J. forgot the obvious…

The Gormogons Posted on January 26, 2013 by Dr. J.April 6, 2014

The ‘R’ is for rich guy! Dr. J. forgot to mention the most obvious example of economic slut-shaming from 2012. Governor Mitt Romney, who was pilloried for his success by the media, the Obama campaign, (ed. Oxford comma) and their … Continue reading →

Posted in Shameless Romney 2012ing, Slut, The Obama Amateur Hour

Mixed Messages

The Gormogons Posted on November 7, 2012 by Dr. J.April 6, 2014

Four more years…of the same old crap. Fox News just called Ohio for President Obama, and with it, the 2012 campaign. What we saw tonight was an incumbent President re-elected, albeit with less support from the electorate. Furthermore, it appears … Continue reading →

Posted in 2012 Election, Gormogons, Shameless Romney 2012ing, The Obama Amateur Hour

Vote. Please.

The Gormogons Posted on November 6, 2012 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

Happy Election Day. You have already voted, are about to, or will get to it as soon as you can before your local polls close…right? Remember: this one is historic, and you want to say you were there. For God’s … Continue reading →

Posted in 2012 Election, Election, Psychology, Shameless Romney 2012ing, Voting

Is that a promise…or a threat?

The Gormogons Posted on November 5, 2012 by Dr. J.April 6, 2014

Michelle Robinson Obama tweets: Dr. J. can imagine: $22T in debt 8% Unemployment in perpetuity A Vulnerable Security Posture The People’s Republic of Moon & Mars $4 Gasoline Higher Electric Bills Doctor’s Office Lines Longer Than Gas Lines Religious Charities … Continue reading →

Posted in 2012 Election, Shameless Romney 2012ing, The Michelle Obama Amateur Hour, The Obama Amateur Hour

BHO – From Desperate to Desperate-er

The Gormogons Posted on November 5, 2012 by Dr. J.April 6, 2014

Photo by John Hart – State Journal Mrs. Dr. J. was disturbed by President Obama’s suggestion over the weekend that voting is the best revenge. “Against who? Against what?” she asked. “He’s the President? What kind of revenge is he … Continue reading →

Posted in 2012 Election, Bruce Springsteen, Mrs. Dr. J., New Jersey, Shameless Romney 2012ing, The Obama Amateur Hour

Dr. J.’s Parish Voter’s Guide

The Gormogons Posted on November 5, 2012 by Dr. J.April 6, 2014

According to Milton:Lucifer was the most beautiful of God’s Angels Dr. J. made it to mass this weekend after an unusually spotty (2 for 4)  record in October (Dr. J. isn’t perfect and God is infinite in his forgiveness). His … Continue reading →

Posted in 2012 Election, Roman Catholics, Shameless Romney 2012ing, The Obama Amateur Hour, Unam sanctam catholicam apostolicam ecclesiam

Show me your friends….

The Gormogons Posted on October 22, 2012 by Dr. J.April 6, 2014

…and I’ll show you yourself. So says Mrs. Dr. J.’s mother, anyway. The Washington Times writes today of President Obama’s latest endorsements, from Vladimir Putin, Raul Castro, and the ever so charming Hugo (don’t call me Cesar) Chavez.  Let’s review … Continue reading →

Posted in #fail, #FORWARD, 2012 Election, Communism, Communist Sympathizers, Cuba, Foreign Policy, Russia, Shameless Romney 2012ing, The Obama Amateur Hour, Venezuela

Hell froze over…

The Gormogons Posted on October 19, 2012 by Dr. J.April 6, 2014

In the event Obamaphone’s aren’t enough, Obamapuppies are next! Yesterday, our local Gannett owned liberal rag, the Tennessean has endorsed a candidate for President, and it is none other than Mitt Romney. While the editors still manage to get in … Continue reading →

Posted in #fail, 2012 Election, Shameless Romney 2012ing, The Obama Amateur Hour

Dr. J.’s Debate Post-Mortem

The Gormogons Posted on October 12, 2012 by Dr. J.April 6, 2014

See, Biden was such a compelling clown last night that even Dr. J. is leading off with a Biden picture. Unlike The Czar and ‘Puter, Dr. J.’s approach to the debate was more like Joe Sixpack’s. The debate was background … Continue reading →

Posted in 'Puter, Avengers, Dr. J., Lil Medstudent, Lil Resident, Mrs. Dr. J., Shameless Romney 2012ing, The Czar of Muscovy, Vice Presidential Debate

Mrs. Dr. J. Explains it All…

The Gormogons Posted on October 1, 2012 by Dr. J.April 6, 2014

For those not getting the reference, there was this show called Clarissa Explains It All with Melissa Joan Hart… Mrs. Dr. J. is getting geared up for the November election. She bought signs supporting the GOP state senate candidate, 5th … Continue reading →

Posted in Dr. J., Mrs. Dr. J., Shameless Romney 2012ing

The Heir of Slytherin (or Wilson, anyway)…

The Gormogons Posted on September 6, 2012 by Dr. J.April 6, 2014

It is Dr. J.’s understanding that she has ringside seats to watch liberty dietonight. Let’s see if she provides some thunderous applause. Washington Post Columnist George Will writes today: Four years ago, Barack Obama was America’s Rorschach test, upon whom … Continue reading →

Posted in Dr. J., FDR, George Will, Lyndon Johnson, Shameless Romney 2012ing, Sith Lord, The Obama Amateur Hour, Washington Post - WaPo

They’ve got nothing else…

The Gormogons Posted on August 30, 2012 by Dr. J.April 6, 2014

Flame on! The Democrats are not going to be able to run on their record. Many are running away from Obamacare. The economy is not getting any better, and one can make the case that it is probably going to be … Continue reading →

Posted in 2012 Election, Democrat consistency, Liar Liar Pants on Fire, November, ObamaCare, Republicans, Shameless Romney 2012ing, The Obama Amateur Hour

Paul Ryan’s Vice Presidental Acceptance Speech

The Gormogons Posted on August 30, 2012 by Dr. J.April 6, 2014

No need to guess who taught him that trick. The Castle is in Wisconsin, after all… Dr. J. was wow’ed by the speech. So much so he posted a link to the transcript on his Facebook page. He figures it … Continue reading →

Posted in Convention, Paul Ryan, Republicans, Shameless Romney 2012ing

A Word about Energy

The Gormogons Posted on August 27, 2012 by Dr. J.April 6, 2014

Last week Mitt Romney released his energy plan should he be elected to office in November. It consists  deregulating the heavily regulated petroleum and nuclear industries and opening publicly owned sites to facilitate the tapping into American and North American … Continue reading →

Posted in 2012 Election, Convention, Economic policy, Energy, Global Cooling, Global Warming, Republicans, Shameless Romney 2012ing, The Obama Amateur Hour

You have to pass the bill…Part 23.

The Gormogons Posted on August 23, 2012 by Dr. J.April 6, 2014

Typically Dr. J. gives his gentle readers one required reading assignment in a post, but serendipitously there were two articles today worth reading regarding everybody’s favorite campaign issue, Obamacare, also known as the albatross around the neck of the economy. … Continue reading →

Posted in Economic policy, Government Run Healthcare, ObamaCare, Shameless Romney 2012ing

UPDATE – The DNC Response – Paul Ryan Style

The Gormogons Posted on August 11, 2012 by Dr. J.April 6, 2014

Seriously, how hard do you think her password was? Hint: easy as DWS123… UPDATE – 2-1B Reconstructed the DNC Opposition Research Database and linked it to the previously posted email.  To: MSMList@DNC.org From: Debbie Wasserman Schultz, Chair, DNC Re: Vice … Continue reading →

Posted in 2012 Election, Debbie Wasserman Schultz, Democrats, DNC, Paul Ryan, Republicans, Shameless Romney 2012ing

Breaking: Romney VP Leaked!

The Gormogons Posted on August 11, 2012 by Dr. J.April 6, 2014

Your Gormogons masters, the puppet-masters of the puppet-masters we are, have chosen to reveal to you, our devoted readers, a picture obtained from the Romney ’12 VP announcement pre-party this evening… With a name like Maroney, how could he take … Continue reading →

Posted in 2012 Election, And yet she must scream, Hello Kitty, London, McKayla Maroney, Mormons, Moroni, Olympics, Paul Ryan, Shameless Romney 2012ing

The DNC Response to the VP Pick

The Gormogons Posted on August 9, 2012 by Dr. J.April 6, 2014

2-1B hacked into DNC headquarters and found this missive in Debbie Wasserman Schultz’s Drafts Box: To: MSMList@DNC.org From: Debbie Wasserman Schultz, Chair, DNC Re: Vice Presidential Candidate <VP Candidate Firstname> <VP Candidate Secondname> We are shocked and appalled at Governor … Continue reading →

Posted in 2012 Election, Democrats, Shameless Romney 2012ing

Rich Politician Tries to Buy Election

The Gormogons Posted on August 1, 2012 by Dr. J.April 6, 2014

When a politician spends his own hard earned cash to fund his political campaign, cries of, “OH NOES!!!!one!!!!* teh rich ownz the guvm’nt!!!” have been known to occur. Indeed self made men such as John Corzine, who didn’t do it … Continue reading →

Posted in Campaign Finance, Charity, Shameless Romney 2012ing, The Obama Amateur Hour, You Tube

Possibly clever by half…

The Gormogons Posted on July 16, 2012 by Dr. J.April 6, 2014

As Dr. J. alluded to on Friday, Stephanie Cutter a spokesperson from the Obama campaign suggested that Mr. Romney is either a felon, or a liar because there are SEC filings with his name and signature after he stopped working … Continue reading →

Posted in 2012 Election, Shameless Romney 2012ing, The Obama Amateur Hour

A Prediction…

The Gormogons Posted on July 14, 2012 by Dr. J.April 6, 2014

Despite all of the hype surrounding the possibility that Mitt Romney may pick Condi Rice has his VP, Dr. J. suspects that he will not, because despite her plusses (intelligent, charismatic, very knowledgeable regarding foreign policy), she has some minuses … Continue reading →

Posted in Banshees, Eleventy, Leftism, Paul Ryan, Shameless Romney 2012ing, The Obama Amateur Hour

In Which Dr. J. Agrees with The Czar and ‘Puter…

The Gormogons Posted on July 4, 2012 by Dr. J.April 6, 2014

Never trust the guy who says, “I will be Chancellor…” Dr. J. has yet to discuss the Obamacare decision because he was out of town, but more on that later. He wanted the opportunity to read Chief Justice Robert’s decision … Continue reading →

Posted in 'Puter's Always Right, 2012 Election, Ben Franklin, Dr. J., Economics, Gormogon Infighting, ObamaCare, Shameless Romney 2012ing, The Czar Reads HR 3200

Multiple Sclerosis, a Primer

The Gormogons Posted on June 19, 2012 by Dr. J.April 6, 2014

Buddy has been a source of strength to Mrs. Romney and helped her recover as she was in remission from MS. We wish him the best of luck in London. Katerina Trinko has a nice article today at NRO about … Continue reading →

Posted in Ann Romney, Multiple Sclerosis, NRO, ObamaCare, Shameless Romney 2012ing, The Obama Amateur Hour

The Issues are Clear…

The Gormogons Posted on June 8, 2012 by Dr. J.April 6, 2014

…the choice is yours. Dr. J.

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Posted in 2012 Election, Shameless Romney 2012ing, The Obama Amateur Hour

Romney’s neither a Keynesian, nor a fool.

The Gormogons Posted on May 25, 2012 by Dr. J.April 6, 2014

Dr. J. stumbled on this over at the Esquire Blog. How he got there, he’s not sure. Perhaps a twitter link. Nevertheless, someone named Charles P. Pierce, who is clearly a Democrat partisan, is demonstrating his ignorance of both politics … Continue reading →

Posted in Economic policy, Esquire, Liberal Idiots, Mark Halprin, Shameless Romney 2012ing

An Eye on the Electoral Count

The Gormogons Posted on May 25, 2012 by Dr. J.April 6, 2014

Dr. J.’s buddy, Jamie Jeffords, at the Eye of Polyphemus, writes today regarding potential Blue-state pickoffs for Mr. Romney. Now, Dr. J. quibbles about they way he defines a blue state (a state that went for Obama in 2008, rather … Continue reading →

Posted in 2012 Election, Shameless Romney 2012ing

The Life of Dr. J. – #julia’s opposite

The Gormogons Posted on May 3, 2012 by Dr. J.April 6, 2014

President Obama’s latest silly little campaign trope is the life of Julia. Like the composite girlfriend in his autobiography, Julia represents a composite of the sheeple he would like to see suckling at the teat of government dependence. Much has … Continue reading →

Posted in Big Government, Entitlements, Government Run Healthcare, Medicare, ObamaCare, Shameless Romney 2012ing, Social Security, The Obama Amateur Hour

Sabotage – A Fifth Column in the Obama Campaign

The Gormogons Posted on April 23, 2012 by Dr. J.April 6, 2014

Dr. J. has always said that two points make a straight line, but 3 or more points lets you get a better picture of what is really going on. The Obama Campaign has had a rough week or two since … Continue reading →

Posted in 2012 Election, Fifth Column, Mitt Romney, One Term President, Shameless Romney 2012ing, The Obama Amateur Hour

Five very scary words…

The Gormogons Posted on April 11, 2012 by Dr. J.April 6, 2014

Supreme Court Justice Eric Holder… I know. Downright Scary! h/t Jon Gabriel @exjon Dr. J.

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Posted in Eric Holder, Fast and Furious, New Black Panther Party, Shameless Romney 2012ing, Treyvon

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