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Snape Dogg,…OR Sir Rix-a-lot

The Gormogons Posted on October 15, 2013 by Dr. J.April 6, 2014

Dr. J. just caught wind of this excerpt of a Benedict Cumberbatch (BBC Sherlock, Star Trek Into Darkness, Hobbit: Desolation of Smaug) interview on Jimmy Fallon, and it made both him and the Lil Resident howl with laughter. In it, … Continue reading →

Posted in Alan Rickman, Benedict Cumberbatch, Geeks, Hip Hop, Hobbit, Humor, Nerds, Sherlock, Sir Mix-a-Lot, Snoop Dogg, Star Trek

What does Dr. J. want?

The Gormogons Posted on May 23, 2013 by Dr. J.April 6, 2014

What do you want, readers? Dr. J. was having lunch the other day with Mr. Morden. He asked, so Dr. J. answered: Dr. J. wants a Superman movie with someone other than Lex Luthor or General Zod as the villain … Continue reading →

Posted in Babylon 5, Bill of Rights, Doctor Who, Internal Revenue Service, Journalism, My Little Pony, Star Trek, Star Wars, The Obama Amateur Hour

Lefler’s Law No. 68

The Gormogons Posted on March 26, 2013 by Dr. J.April 6, 2014

68. When you run for public office in a state you don’t reside in, run as a Democrat. The Daily Caller writes: During a keynote speech at the American Counseling Association’s 2013 conference in Cincinnati on Friday, Judd said that … Continue reading →

Posted in Ashley Judd, Kentucky, Mitch McConnell, Star Trek, Tennessee, United States Senate

Jedi Mind Meld!?!?!? BWAHHAHAHAHA!!!!!

The Gormogons Posted on March 1, 2013 by Dr. J.April 6, 2014

While Dr. J. was applying some Force Lightning™ to a patient in the basement of the Castle he missed this tweet by Friend of the Gormogon Freddoso: Jedi mind-meld?— David Freddoso (@freddoso) March 1, 2013 Followed by: “Jedi Mind Meld.”— … Continue reading →

Posted in Dr. J., Jedis, Star Trek, Star Wars, The Obama Amateur Hour, Vulcans

Can’t we all just get along?

The Gormogons Posted on January 23, 2013 by Dr. J.April 6, 2014

Remember all of those articles likening President Obama to a Vulcan (e.g. Spock from Star Trek to those not in the know)? Well George Takei posted this picture of Michelle Obama on his Facebook page: Michelle, apparently, has taken to … Continue reading →

Posted in Humor, Nerds, Star Trek, The Michelle Obama Amateur Hour

Star Trek – Out of Darkness Villain Revealed…(SPOILERS)

The Gormogons Posted on December 11, 2012 by Dr. J.April 6, 2014

If you HATE Star Trek spoilers…GO AWAY! Read a ‘Puter ‘Polemic against ‘Pee Jay Dionne or such. OK, we cool? After much leaking, Paramount revealed the villain in Star Trek – Out of Darkness as Harrison. Who!?!?!? Some red shirt ensign … Continue reading →

Posted in Beer, Humor, Nerds, Star Trek

Foreign Policy Begins At Home

The Gormogons Posted on November 27, 2012 by Dr. J.April 6, 2014

Dr. J. would like to follow up on The Czar’s outstanding commentaries about Europe and Syria. Regarding Europe, the ‘One World Government Utopians’ would be the first to tell you that we are destined to be a united world with … Continue reading →

Posted in Babylon 5, China, Energy, Mars, Star Trek, Syria, The Czar of Muscovy, Turkey

Coexist…

The Gormogons Posted on November 20, 2012 by Dr. J.April 6, 2014

That is all… Dr. J.

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Posted in Babylon 5, Death Star, Doctor Who, Firefly, Star Trek, Star Wars

Mailbag- ScottO Required Reading Edition

The Gormogons Posted on October 21, 2012 by Dr. J.April 6, 2014

The great ScottO who like Dr. J., did his civic duty today writes: Dear Dark Doctor,  Granted, I’m not in the medical profession, but that article about inaprovaline contained a couple of facts that caused me concern.  In the paragraph … Continue reading →

Posted in Humor, Medicine, Scientific Measures, Star Trek, Units of Measure

The Most Interesting Man in the World: The Beginning

The Gormogons Posted on October 10, 2012 by Dr. J.April 6, 2014

One of Dr. J.’s chums other than Spooky Witchy Facebook Friend™ put this up on their timeline: Apparently the Most Interesting Man in the World was not always that interesting, and just an extra… Dr. J.

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Posted in Humor, Star Trek

Rent is better in the original Klingon

The Gormogons Posted on August 24, 2012 by Dr. J.April 6, 2014

Dr. J. picked this up on the InterStellar Network feed: Like Shakespeare, Rent is better in Klingon than in translation. h/t The Daily What – TDW Geek Dr. J.

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Posted in Broadway, Humor, Musicals, Nerds, Rachel Bloom, Rent, Star Trek

Interoffice Mail II: The Wrath of Dr. J.

The Gormogons Posted on January 18, 2012 by Dr. J.April 6, 2014

To: The Czar From: Dr. J. Re: The Czar is not one of those high-school-spent-in-the-locker types like Dr. J, and generally loathes science fiction… Dear The Czar: Dr. J. will have you know he was considered quite cool in high … Continue reading →

Posted in Dr. J., Gormogon Infighting, Mailbag, SOPA, Star Trek, The Czar of Muscovy

And the Red Shirts Are The Useful Idiots!

The Gormogons Posted on January 18, 2012 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

The Czar is not one of those high-school-spent-in-the-locker types like Dr. J, and generally loathes science fiction—but he owns up that he has seen a pretty good portion of Star Trek from 1966-1995 or whatever. The Czar avoided the later … Continue reading →

Posted in Liberals, Star Trek

Netflux

The Gormogons Posted on September 20, 2011 by GorTApril 6, 2014

Many of you are likely Netflix subscribers and, as such, received the mea culpa letter from Netflix CEO Reed Hastings.  If not, let me orient you first.  Netflix started with a DVD-by-mail business model with a distributed set of fulfillment … Continue reading →

Posted in Entertainment Business, Netflix, Star Trek

Space Based Weapons?

The Gormogons Posted on January 5, 2011 by The MandarinApril 7, 2014

When we aren’t busy covering up our activities, we are quite busy exposing other people’s activities. Case in point: NASA accidentally captures photo of a TIE fighter crossing the sun. Here is the photograph they don’t want you to see! … Continue reading →

Posted in Hubble Space Telescope, Missile defense, Space, Space Shuttle, Star Trek, Star Wars, United States Senate

Coincidence?

The Gormogons Posted on March 22, 2010 by 'PuterMarch 22, 2010

‘Puter thinks not. Check out this week in history: March 21, 2010: Our Glorious Leader and his People’s Patriotic Party passed possibly the most fiscally irresponsible piece of legislation in generations without a single opposition vote. March 23, 1775: Patrick … Continue reading →

Posted in Government Run Healthcare, ObamaCare, Star Trek

Re: We Are All Francis Now

The Gormogons Posted on July 14, 2009 by Confucius, Œc. Vol.July 14, 2009

Well, at least we’re not Herbert, eh, GorT? Great catch, ’Puter. Of course, while young Barry O apparently listened respectfully to the cabbie, if you said to the government, “don’t touch my stuff!” one suspects he’d say, “Lighten up, Francis.” … Continue reading →

Posted in Humor, Star Trek, Stripes

Will we be thrown about randomly as we accelerate?

The Gormogons Posted on May 7, 2009 by GorTMay 7, 2009

Ok, ok, my fellow Gormogons have subtly prompted me to post something, anything related to Star Trek.  So let’s start with this tidbit.  Over on SPACE.com, there is this article reporting on some scientists’ belief that faster than light (FTL) … Continue reading →

Posted in Star Trek, Star Wars, Technology

What’s wrong with the new Star Trek?

The Gormogons Posted on May 6, 2009 by Confucius, Œc. Vol.May 6, 2009

The Onion is on the case, as the Czar pointed out to me this morning. I’m surprised GorT wasn’t featured. Trekkies Bash New Star Trek Film As ‘Fun, Watchable’ Confucius, Œc. Vol.Don’t ask impertinent questions like that jackass Adept Lu. … Continue reading →

Posted in Humor, Star Trek

Resistance is Futile, Hello Kitty will assimilate you!

The Gormogons Posted on March 13, 2009 by GorTMarch 13, 2009

GorT is a science fiction fan and grew up with a variety of science fiction shows.  These include some pretty bad ones like Automan, Battlestar Galactica (the bad one), V, and Space: 1999.  Of course, Star Trek was a big … Continue reading →

Posted in Battlestar Galactica, Science Fiction, Star Trek, This TV show really sucks

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