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In Which ‘Puter Sings About Coronavirus, Springsteen Style

The Gormogons Posted on March 31, 2020 by 'PuterMarch 31, 2020

‘Puter was bored so he wrote a song. Actually, he didn’t write a song. ‘Puter stole the music and rewrote the lyrics to make an irreverent parody song which he hopes offends the artist who actually did write the song. … Continue reading →

Posted in 'Puter's Always Right, Stupid Politicians, Suck It Czar

Being Liberal Means Never Having To Say You’re Sorry

The Gormogons Posted on February 19, 2014 by 'PuterApril 6, 2014

Except for the Black kid, every one of the people in this picture is to blame for Obamacare’s abject failure to deliver anything it promised. Actually, being liberal means never having to acknowledge your policies have tradeoffs. At least until … Continue reading →

Posted in Barack Obama, Democrats, ObamaCare, Stupid Politicians, Suck It Czar

‘Puter Fixes Flood Insurance

The Gormogons Posted on January 29, 2014 by 'PuterApril 6, 2014

Sorry, folks. It’s long past time you started paying your own bills for your risky, beachfront properties instead of sticking Kansans with the bill. Actions have consequences. Unless, of course, Washington politicians insulate you from your action’s consequences with a … Continue reading →

Posted in 'Puter's Always Right, Gubbamint, Insurance, Stupid Politicians, Suck It Czar

Republicans’ 2014 and 2016 Mantra Must Be “All Jobs, All The Time”

The Gormogons Posted on January 21, 2014 by 'PuterApril 6, 2014

Republicans need to stop letting Democrats beat them with the intellectual equivalent of this argument, courtesy of Bill and Ted’s Excellent Adventure. As the East Coast prepares for Winter Storm J-Anus,* ‘Puter thought he’d take a bit of time to … Continue reading →

Posted in 'Puter's Always Right, 2014 Election, 2016 Election, Democrats, Republicans, Stupid Politicians, Suck It Czar

Dodd-Frank: Democrats Attempt To Screw Banks, Ineptly Screw Women, Minorities Instead

The Gormogons Posted on January 3, 2014 by 'PuterApril 6, 2014

This is one half of the Democrats’ brain trustthat came up with the punishing, poorlythought through legislation known as Dodd-Frank.  Two thoughts: (1) what makes Democrats think this guy thinks about anything other than where his next meal’s coming from and (2) Barneythe … Continue reading →

Posted in 'Puter's Always Right, Banking, Barney Frank, Chris Dodd, Economics, Stupid Politicians, Suck It Czar

Solution for PajamaBoy Ad Disaster? Call Millennials Stupid

The Gormogons Posted on December 24, 2013 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

Big-time ad exec (and Obama supporter, evidently) Jeff Goodby—whose work you know well—is not a fan of the Pajama Boy ad campaign which you see being spoofed here as well as everywhere else. No, it isn’t because the ad parodies … Continue reading →

Posted in #pajamaboy, Advertising, Millenials, ObamaCare, Stupid Politicians, The Obama Amateur Hour

The Czar Rants A Bit About A Bad Idea

The Gormogons Posted on December 1, 2013 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

JAB, who deep fries even the turkey stuffing, writes in on Thanksgiving: Your Czarness: With Organizing for America sending out talking points for how to promote Obamacare at the family Thanksgiving table, I propose a competition: For every OFA point-spouting … Continue reading →

Posted in Doublewide, Government Run Healthcare, Health care, Mailbag, ObamaCare, Stupid Politicians, Thanksgiving

Liberalism’s Dirty Little Secret, Exposed By ObamaCare

The Gormogons Posted on November 8, 2013 by 'PuterApril 6, 2014

Hypnotoad would be a more effective president than Obama President Obama addressed the nation last night on ObamaCare. Well, Obama didn’t so much “address the nation” as summon NBC’s Chuck Todd to the White House to consult Obama, the Left’s … Continue reading →

Posted in Barack Obama, Democrats, Liberal Fascism, ObamaCare, Stupid Politicians, Suck It Czar, These politics really suck

‘Puter Does The Debt Limit, Bonus Track: National Journal Lies To America About The Debt Limit

The Gormogons Posted on October 14, 2013 by 'PuterApril 6, 2014

Other than Obama having found and unleashed a Hypnotoad in the White House Press Briefing Room, what’s a plausible explanation for otherwise sane, sentient reporters buying Obama’s unending stream of lies, slander and other horse manure? ‘Puter said he might provide … Continue reading →

Posted in 'Puter's Always Right, Barack Obama, Economics, Liberal Idiots, Media Bias, National Debt, Stupid Politicians, Suck It Czar, These politics really suck

‘Puter Does The Debt Limit, Part Deux: The Appropriations Power

The Gormogons Posted on October 10, 2013 by 'PuterApril 6, 2014

President Obama assumes his standardnegotiation posture with Congress. “I’dlove to negotiate with you, but first, youguys abandon your Constitutional dutiesto me.” Welcome back to ‘Puter Does the Debt Limit! All your Gormogons hope you’re enjoying ‘Puter providing some right smart learning … Continue reading →

Posted in 'Puter's Always Right, Constitutional Law, Deficit, Government spending, Media Bias, National Debt, Stupid Politicians, Suck It Czar, Taxes, U.S. Constitution

‘Puter Does The Debt Ceiling, Part The First: A Primer

The Gormogons Posted on October 10, 2013 by 'PuterApril 6, 2014

Like Hypnotoad (AGTH),* PresidentObama, Democrats and the media expectus to unthinkingly believe them. ‘Puter’s sick and tired of know-nothings in the media – and even worse in government – spouting off about the debt limit, a subject which experience shows … Continue reading →

Posted in 'Puter's Always Right, Barack Obama, Congress, Media Bias, National Debt, Stupid Politicians, Suck It Czar, U.S. Constitution

Don’t Do What Donny Don’t Does: ‘Puter Rants on Takers v. Makers, ObamaCare Style

The Gormogons Posted on October 2, 2013 by 'PuterApril 6, 2014

Don’ters line up at the front door of America’s very last Doer, looking for all that free crap Uncle Sugar and President Obama promised them. Don’ters are about to be extremely disappointed. Liberal politicians who’ve preyed on Don’ters fantasies for generations … Continue reading →

Posted in 'Puter's Always Right, Democrats, Liberal Fascism, ObamaCare, Rant, Republicans, Stupid Politicians

On ObamaCare: ‘Puter’s Thoughtful Response To WaPo’s Eugene Robinson

The Gormogons Posted on September 25, 2013 by 'PuterApril 6, 2014

If anyone’s got a herpetic monkey wang, it’s the  drummer for Lancelot Link and the Evolution Revolution. Good luck with getting your “little problem” treated under ObamaCare, Mr. Drummer! Eugene Robinson, an ever-reliable Obama sycophant, parrots the White House’s ObamaCare talking points in … Continue reading →

Posted in 'Puter's Always Right, Government Run Healthcare, ObamaCare, Rant, Stupid Politicians, Suck It Czar

A Serious Question For Liberals: Income Inequality Edition (Or, “Mika Has A Sad”)

The Gormogons Posted on September 16, 2013 by 'PuterApril 6, 2014

Mika has a sad because income inequality. Unfortunately,Mika doesn’t understand that despite her willful ignoranceof basic economic truths, pretending economic truths do notexist does not, in fact, cause those truths to cease existing. ‘Puter’s been watching Morning Joe again, which is … Continue reading →

Posted in 'Puter's Always Right, Economics, Eleventy, Global Economy, Liberal Idiots, MSNBC, Rant, Stupid People, Stupid Politicians

Obama and Syria: Words Matter, Actions Matter More

The Gormogons Posted on September 3, 2013 by 'PuterApril 6, 2014

‘Puter’s been sparse in his posting of late, with good reason. You see, it’s tradition in ‘Puter’s office that when he goes on vacation each and every miserable slob of an employee uses ‘Puter’s absence as an opportunity to dump … Continue reading →

Posted in Barack Obama, Civil War, Foreign Policy, Middle East, Stupid Politicians, Syria

Consequences of Incompetence

The Gormogons Posted on September 2, 2013 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

Island Dweller writes in, and the Czar will comment along. Dread and Awful Majesty: Your humble subject has mentioned in the past the possible consequences of incompetence in foreign policy. He has also mentioned how the US government at the … Continue reading →

Posted in Foreign Policy, Island Dweller, Kerry Amateur Hour, Rice Amateur Hour, Stupid Politicians, Supplication Slapped Down, Syria, The Obama Amateur Hour, War

A Preview of Obama’s Really, Really Crappy Mortgage “Reform” Proposal, Guest Starring Kanye West!

The Gormogons Posted on August 6, 2013 by 'PuterApril 6, 2014

Mr. West is Obama’s secretmortgage reform brain trust, originator of such great ideasas “Imma let you finish, butwhere’s my Hennessey at?” ‘Puter happened to be wandering aimlessly around the New York Times website when this article on President Obama’s forthcoming … Continue reading →

Posted in Banking, Barack Obama, Free Market Economy, Gubbamint, Housing Crisis, Liberal Fascism, Liberal Idiots, Mortgage Lending, New York Times - NYT, Socialism, Stupid Politicians, Wall Street

Dodd-Frank Action Begets Equal, Opposite Reaction From Banks: Democrats Baffled

The Gormogons Posted on July 31, 2013 by 'PuterApril 6, 2014

Sir Isaac Newton is not amused with Democrats’willful ignorance of cause and effect. Ah, Democrats. In times of complexity, unease and upheaval like these, ‘Puter finds himself admiring their simplicity of mind. If ignorance is bliss, the vast majority of … Continue reading →

Posted in Banking, Barney Frank, Chris Dodd, Congress, Democrats, Economics, Liberal Idiots, New York Times - NYT, Recession, Stupid People, Stupid Politicians

Detroit Can Cram Down Its Public Pension Obligations, Here’s How and Why

The Gormogons Posted on July 22, 2013 by 'PuterApril 6, 2014

Detroit’s bankruptcy is, as Idiot-in-Chief Joe Biden would say, “a big f*cking deal.” It’s a big deal not only for the people of Detroit, who most certainly have the most to gain (or lose) from restructuring the failed liberal city’s … Continue reading →

Posted in 'Puter's Always Right, Bankruptcy, Liberal Idiots, Rule of Law, Stupid Politicians, Teacher Unions, Unions, West Beirut (Detroit)

Concrete Bland

The Gormogons Posted on July 17, 2013 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

Hard to believe it finally happened, but the Czar is elated that DHS Secretary Janet Napolitano is resigning to go into academia. Ironically, she should have been there the entire time, if for no other reason than her threat assessment … Continue reading →

Posted in Department of Homeland Security, Janet Napolitano, Stupid Politicians, Terrorism, The Obama Amateur Hour

A Different July in Chicago?

The Gormogons Posted on July 13, 2013 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

As you likely have heard, Illinois became the 50th state to join reality and legalize concealed carry. To be fair, implementation of this law will take a little while yet, but already people are watching to see what happens in … Continue reading →

Posted in Chicago, Concealed-Carry Laws, Firearms, Gang Violence, Gun control, Gun Ownership, Guns, Shooting, Stupid Politicians

Teh Stoopid, It Hurts: Democrats and Student Loans Edition, Part 3.14

The Gormogons Posted on July 10, 2013 by 'PuterApril 6, 2014

‘Puter and Czar frequently rail against government backed student loans, bitching loudly and lengthily at all who will listen. Czar posted about the issue three days ago, and ‘Puter presciently posted on student loans nearly three years ago, on December … Continue reading →

Posted in Big Government, College, Commercial Lending, Democrats, Finance, Financial Industry, Government Control, Massachusetts, Republicans, Stupid Politicians, Stupidity, Subprime Lending

Liberals and Economics: The Stupid, It Hurts

The Gormogons Posted on July 9, 2013 by 'PuterApril 6, 2014

‘Puter participates in “Toss a Mental Dwarfinto the Manticore Enclosure” Night downat the Leaping Peacock. Pictured, ‘Puter preparing to huck E.J. Dionne. Off camera,Czar wiping the schmaltz off his hands aftersimilarly treating Katrina vanden Heuvel. With apologies to a handful … Continue reading →

Posted in 'Puter's Always Right, E.J. Dionne, Economic policy, Economics, Finance, Liberal Idiots, Stupid People, Stupid Politicians, Washington Post - WaPo

Concealed Carry in Illinois Imminent Reality

The Gormogons Posted on July 2, 2013 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

As you know, Illinois is the last state to prohibit concealed carrying of firearms in public and, thanks to a series of court decisions, is being forced to allow concealed carry. The Illinois legislature was given a limited time to … Continue reading →

Posted in Concealed-Carry Laws, Illinois, Quinn the Eskimo, Stupid Politicians

SCOTUS’ Fisher Decision: Deeply Conservative and Appropriately Deferential

The Gormogons Posted on June 25, 2013 by 'PuterApril 6, 2014

‘Puter finally found some time to read the Supreme Court’s Fisher v. University of Texas at Austin decision. In its decision, a nearly unanimous court stated the lower appellate court (United States Court of Appeals for the Fifth Circuit) failed … Continue reading →

Posted in Affirmative Action, Dirty Liberals, Liberal Idiots, Stupid People, Stupid Politicians, Supreme Court

A Simple, Zero Cost Solution to Government Incompetence (And Its Fraud, Waste and Abuse)

The Gormogons Posted on June 21, 2013 by 'PuterApril 6, 2014

‘Puter read with jaw fully dropped this account at The Fiscal Times of yesterday’s Senate Homeland Security Subcommittee hearing on government’s security clearance process. Succinctly, the government has no standard process for granting security clearances, leaving it to the arbitrary … Continue reading →

Posted in 'Puter's Always Right, Corruption of Power, Crime, Gubbamint, Stupid People, Stupid Politicians, Waste and Fraud

Gov. Cuomo Advocates For Gender Discrimination, Economic Takings and Infanticide

The Gormogons Posted on June 11, 2013 by 'PuterApril 6, 2014

“Boy, as a really, really observant RomanCatholic, am I looking forward to meetingJesus. He’ll be so proud of me, increasingthe rights of His womyn creatures to indiscriminately slaughter their young.” ‘Puter’s governor, the ever-delightful Andrew Cuomo, has come up with … Continue reading →

Posted in Abortion, Andrew Cuomo, Democrats, Dirty Liberals, Discrimination, Dumb Laws, Liberal Fascism, Liberal Idiots, New York, Sex Milking, Stupid Politicians

Unintended Consequences: Cuomo’s Asinine Gun Laws Edition

The Gormogons Posted on May 31, 2013 by 'PuterApril 6, 2014

Gov. Cuomo demonstrates the danger offinger guns before Mayor Bloomberg joinshim on stage to introduce their jointlegislative proposal “Fingerguns UnderControl of Kids Kill Us Act,” or as it iswidely known, Cuomo’s FUCKKU Act. ‘Puter’s a casual hunter, and an even … Continue reading →

Posted in 'Puter, 'Puter's Always Right, Andrew Cuomo, Firearms, Heller, Liberal Fascism, Liberal Idiots, Liberals, New York, Second Amendment, Stupid Politicians

Scorecard: Obama v. Bill of Rights

The Gormogons Posted on May 24, 2013 by 'PuterApril 6, 2014

Liberals believe as an article of faith that liberals – and only liberals – support and defend the Bill of Rights. It’s those racist white male conservatives in horrid red flyover states that want keep women in the kitchen and … Continue reading →

Posted in 'Puter's Always Right, Barack Obama, Bill of Rights, Democrats, Jonah Goldberg, Liberal Fascism, Liberals, NRO, Stupid Politicians, U.S. Constitution

’Puter & Elvis Costello’s «Prophéties»

The Gormogons Posted on May 23, 2013 by Confucius, Œc. Vol.April 6, 2014

’Puter, You’re attributing too much foresight to Mr. D.P.A. McManus. The “Arabs” in “Oliver’s Army” are not the lumpen Muslims you talk about. The vast majority of that group have always been Subcontinental, the “blacks” or “Pakis” of the unlovely … Continue reading →

Posted in 'Puter, 'Puter's Always Right, Cars, England, Great Britain, Islam, Islamic Terror, Islamism, London, Media Bias, Military, Multiculturalism, Music, Political Correctness, Somalia, Stupid People, Stupid Politicians

Elvis Costello: England’s Nostradamus

The Gormogons Posted on May 23, 2013 by 'PuterApril 6, 2014

This is almost exactly ‘Puter’s beloved2001 Nissan Pathfinder, which really hasvery little to do with the point of this post. ‘Puter’s not a car guy.  It’s not that ‘Puter doesn’t like cars, it’s just that he’s not the type that … Continue reading →

Posted in 'Puter, 'Puter's Always Right, Cars, England, Great Britain, Islam, Islamic Terror, Islamism, London, Media Bias, Military, Multiculturalism, Music, Political Correctness, Somalia, Stupid People, Stupid Politicians

The IRS Scandal and Apple’s Taxes Augur Liberalism’s Doom

The Gormogons Posted on May 22, 2013 by 'PuterApril 6, 2014

What do the IRS scandal and the Senate’s hearing on Apple’s tax avoidance have in common? Both events lay bare modern American liberalism’s Achilles’ heel. Just like Prohibition, Liberalism dependson Americans’ willingness to voluntarilycomply with laws requiring Americansto do something … Continue reading →

Posted in Americans, Anti-American, Corruption, Democrats, Internal Revenue Service, Liberal Fascism, Liberal Idiots, Liberals, Scandals, Stupid People, Stupid Politicians, Taxes

Quinn the Idiot

The Gormogons Posted on May 20, 2013 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

For all the sanctimony that Democrats fly on their recently multi-colored flag, they sure are into theatrics just as much as Republicans. Maybe more so, particularly in matters of good taste. In Illinois, beleagured—and that puts it mildly—governor Pat Quinn … Continue reading →

Posted in Concealed-Carry Laws, Firearms, Gun control, Gun Ownership, Guns, Illinois, Quinn the Eskimo, Shooting, Stupid Politicians

Why the AP Story Matters

The Gormogons Posted on May 14, 2013 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

The Czar is taking the latest scandal—or it was the latest at the time of writing; they’ll probably find some new one by the time you read this—involving the Department of Justice and their apparently inappropriate seizing of the Associated … Continue reading →

Posted in al-Qâ’ida, Associated Press, DoJ, First Amendment, Gormogon Operatives, Minion, Scandals, Stupid Politicians

The Difference, At This Point, Benghazi Makes

The Gormogons Posted on May 7, 2013 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

The following quote is pretty much the consensus of anybody who knows anything about the Benghazi scandal: We are witnessing the beginning of the end of the Obama administration, and the cause is Benghazi. One cannot underestimate the severity of … Continue reading →

Posted in al-Qâ’ida, Barack Obama, Hillary Clinton, Jay Carney, John Junjus Kerry, Libya, Scandals, Stupid Politicians, The Obama Amateur Hour

Ric Bradshaw: Call Your Office

The Gormogons Posted on May 5, 2013 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

Dread and Awful Czar, It would seem the illustrious sheriff of Palm Beach (FL) County, one Ric Bradshaw, has stolen a page from the playbook of the Okhrana and seems to want to institute what at first blush (and many … Continue reading →

Posted in Bad Jurisprudence, Florida, Government Control, Island Dweller, Stupid Politicians

An Inconvenient Truth: Evil’s Existence Disproves Liberalism’s Core Beliefs

The Gormogons Posted on April 22, 2013 by 'PuterApril 6, 2014

‘Puter, like the rest of America, watched the Left and its media comfort women reduced to incoherent sputtering over the last week. Confronted with the Gun Control Failure story, the Boston (Marathon) Massacre story, the Elvis Impersonator Mails Ricin to Obama story and the … Continue reading →

Posted in 'Puter, Democrat consistency, Democrats, Evil, Islamic Terror, Leftism, Liberal Idiots, Liberals, Stupid People, Stupid Politicians

“Fair Share, ‘Puter’s Pudgy Middle-Aged Ass!”: Tax Day Rant

The Gormogons Posted on April 15, 2013 by 'PuterApril 6, 2014

They didn’t call him LearnedHand for nothing. He was oneof America’s greatest jurists, bar none. After ‘Puter, of course. Here’s several things to keep in mind today as we Fifty Three Percenters suck it up and support the freeloading loafers … Continue reading →

Posted in 'Puter's Always Right, Flat Tax, Liberal Idiots, Stupid Politicians, Taxes

NYT Editors Get One Right: Immigration Edition

The Gormogons Posted on April 8, 2013 by 'PuterApril 6, 2014

Liberals should ask themselves whether they’d prefer to live next door to low skill,welfare seeking illegal immigrants or degreed, bilingual, taxpaying high skillimmigrants like the ones ‘Puter works with.  Imagine ‘Puter’s surprise when he found himself nodding in agreement with … Continue reading →

Posted in 'Puter, Immigration, New York Times - NYT, Stupid Politicians

Why Obamacare Was Doomed From the Start

The Gormogons Posted on March 28, 2013 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

By now, even Tibetans who live in caves and eat rope for a living have heard that Obamacare is an utter disaster. And that isn’t just the folks who can correctly add two numbers together and digest more than website … Continue reading →

Posted in Government Run Healthcare, Health care, Legislative Proposals, Medicine, ObamaCare, Socialized Medicine, Stupid Politicians, The Czar Reads HR 3200

A Conservative Legal Approach To Gay Marriage

The Gormogons Posted on March 26, 2013 by 'PuterApril 6, 2014

‘Puter and Czar at “Newlywed Gay CouplesDrink Free Night” at the Leaping Peacock.We’re not actually gay, but there’s nothingwe won’t do for free booze. There’s been no end of uninformed opining on the Left’s newly-discovered Constitutional right to gay marriage … Continue reading →

Posted in Congress, Conservatism, Constitutional Law, Federalism, Gay Marriage, Gay Pride, Gays, Liberal Fascism, Liberals, Stupid Politicians, Supreme Court, U.S. Constitution

Copy and Paste Progressivism

The Gormogons Posted on March 20, 2013 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

Know what has gotten to be so obvious that it has become a cliché? Progressivism. Notice how every state in the union suddenly has a bill on the table about firearms. And notice how oddly similar they all are. Americans … Continue reading →

Posted in Firearms, Gun control, Gun Ownership, Guns, Legislative Proposals, Multiple-Victim Public Shootings, Progressives, Shooting, Stupid Politicians

Why Public Education Is Doomed*

The Gormogons Posted on March 20, 2013 by 'PuterApril 6, 2014

“The educational paradigm has shifted from guaranteeing universal access to guaranteeing universal performance.” -‘Puter’s Tiny Local School District 2013-14 Budget Presentation PowerPoint** If the old saw is true — that a gaffe is when a government official accidentally speaks an … Continue reading →

Posted in 'Puter's Always Right, Education, Gubbamint, Stupid People, Stupid Politicians, Teacher Unions, Teachers, Teaching

Of Sodas and Freedom: The Ends Justify The Means For Liberals

The Gormogons Posted on March 12, 2013 by 'PuterApril 6, 2014

A sign directs summoned reporters to the location of Mayor Bloomberg’s hastilyscheduled press conference. He Who KnowsBetter Than You explained the judicial banof his soda ban was ill-considered becausethe judge is a moron who can’t see that themayor should be able to … Continue reading →

Posted in Liberal Fascism, Michael Bloomberg, Mika Brzezinski, New York, NYC, Progressives, Soda, Stupid People, Stupid Politicians

CPAC, Gov. Christie, the Conservative Movement and the Republican Party

The Gormogons Posted on February 27, 2013 by 'PuterApril 6, 2014

Yesterday, the Conservative Political Action Conference, or CPAC as it’s affectionately known, decided New Jersey Governor Chris Christie was not sufficiently conservative to address its 2013 gathering in Washington, D.C.One of ‘Puter’s favorite columnists, Charles Krauthammer, took CPAC to task, … Continue reading →

Posted in Chris Christie, Conservatism, Republicans, Stupid People, Stupid Politicians, U.S. Constitution

The Proper Republican Response to Sequestration

The Gormogons Posted on February 26, 2013 by 'PuterApril 6, 2014

The proper response to Democrats’ profligate spending is to callthem out, make them pay for their beloved programs withoutborrowing. Pictured, House Republicans after passing a balancedbudget bill, taunting the Democrat led Senate as “cabrons.” ‘Puter is sick and gosh-darned tired … Continue reading →

Posted in 'Puter's Always Right, Barack Obama, Democrats, Federal Budget, Government spending, Gubbamint, Republicans, Sequestration, Stupid Politicians, Taxes

What A (Liberal) Fool Believes He Sees: Immigration Edition

The Gormogons Posted on February 8, 2013 by 'PuterApril 6, 2014

Your ‘Puter has the power! To reason away!Dang, the Doobie Brothers were awesome.Mostly because of their anti-bootleggingappearance on What’s Happening. Classic. Liberals and the media (but then ‘Puter repeats himself) have been spectacularly successful in portraying conservatives’ guiding principle as irrational, … Continue reading →

Posted in Conservatism, Immigration, Liberal Idiots, Liberals, Lies Lies and More Damn Lies, Main Stream Media, Stupid Politicians

Ron Paul Self-Destructs At Last

The Gormogons Posted on February 5, 2013 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

One of the best comments about Ron Paul was sent to us some time ago by Bluesun, who forwarded us a comment that Ron Paul was a broken clock who was right 23 hours a day. The Ron Paul clock … Continue reading →

Posted in Anti-American, Hippies…they say they want to save the world but all they do is smoke pot and smell bad, Military, Ron Paul, Stupid Politicians, U.S. Navy, Un-american

George Ryan: SOB Story

The Gormogons Posted on January 30, 2013 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

The other Illinois governor still behind bars, George Ryan, ended his stay in a federal prison and is now in what criminal justice types curiously term a Halfway House, deep into Chicago. About the only bipartisan thing Illinois government does … Continue reading →

Posted in Corruption, Corruption of Power, Illinois, Stupid Politicians

Why Liberals Should Care About Gun Rights

The Gormogons Posted on January 18, 2013 by 'PuterApril 6, 2014

Every liberal who thinks her opinionon the Second Amendment should control‘Puter’s rights should imagine this guydeciding what her Constitutional rightsshould be, and behave accordingly. In recent days many of ‘Puter’s leftist friends have taken to Facebook, crowing about how fantastic … Continue reading →

Posted in Abortion, Freedom, Gun control, Gun Ownership, Guns, Liberal Fascism, Liberal Idiots, Stupid People, Stupid Politicians, Stupidity, Voting, Women

Democrats Are Doomed: Why the GOP Silence?

The Gormogons Posted on January 11, 2013 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

The Czar has good news for Republicans. Unfortunately, the Republican Party has no clue what to do about this and is almost certain to miss the opportunity as well as fail to understand why this was good news. And so … Continue reading →

Posted in Democrats, Government spending, Republicans, Social Security, Socialized Medicine, Stupid Politicians, Welfare

In Which ‘Puter Writes His Assemblyman: Gun Grabbers Edition

The Gormogons Posted on January 10, 2013 by 'PuterApril 6, 2014

‘Puter finally had opportunity to review Governor Andrew Cuomo’s (D-NY, but then I repeat myself) newly proposed restriction on firearms.  Among Gov. Cuomo’s proposals are the following two: (1) all sales of ammunition will require a background check; and (2) … Continue reading →

Posted in Abortion, Andrew Cuomo, Gun control, Guns, Liberal Fascism, Second Amendment, Stupid Politicians

Why Gun Owners Doubt Liberals’ Motives

The Gormogons Posted on January 9, 2013 by 'PuterApril 6, 2014

‘Puter’s more liberal friends, which is to say every friend except his fellow Gormogons, cannot fathom why ‘Puter would be suspicious of the latest push to restrict legal gun ownership in the United States.  After all, all good and right-thinking … Continue reading →

Posted in 'Puter's Always Right, Andrew Cuomo, Democrat consistency, Democrats, Gubbamint, Gun control, Gun Ownership, Liberal Fascism, Liberal Idiots, Main Stream Media, Second Amendment, Stupid Politicians

New York’s Gun Control Laws Are Restrictive Enough, Gov. Cuomo

The Gormogons Posted on January 9, 2013 by 'PuterApril 6, 2014

To most liberals, gun control means confiscation and destruction. Nothingwill satisfy liebrals except completeand total citizen disarmament. ‘Puter’s governor Andrew Cuomo is at this moment preparing to deliver his annual State of the State Address in Albany, New York. According to … Continue reading →

Posted in Andrew Cuomo, Concealed-Carry Laws, Gun control, Gun Ownership, Guns, New York, Second Amendment, Stupid Politicians

Debt Ceiling Reality Check: There Is No Danger of Default

The Gormogons Posted on January 8, 2013 by 'PuterApril 6, 2014

Despite Democrats’ protestations to thecontrary, the United States’ run-in with thedebt ceiling does not require default on America’s issued debt. The media and most of America has its collective undies in a bunch fretting about the debt ceiling. Don’t worry … Continue reading →

Posted in 'Puter's Always Right, Barack Obama, Democrats, Harry Reid, John Boehner, Mitch McConnell, Stupid People, Stupid Politicians

Fiscal Cliff Compomise:Americans::Acme Products:Wile E. Coyote

The Gormogons Posted on January 2, 2013 by 'PuterApril 6, 2014

In America’s real life version of the Roadrunner cartoons, we’re all Wile E. Coyote. But Congress is thesuper-genius that devises solutions basedsolely on the Acme line of products despiteits certain knowledge it’ll doom us all. Puter’s back after a well-deserved Christmas … Continue reading →

Posted in Congress, Democrats, Economics, Fiscal Crisis, Gubbamint, Republicans, Stupid People, Stupid Politicians

Unions Have Become Shiva, Destroyer Of Worlds

The Gormogons Posted on December 13, 2012 by 'PuterApril 6, 2014

To hear Progressives tell it, unions today are still the same stand-up-for-the-little-guy voluntary association of pure-minded do-gooders from the halcyon days of the Great Depression. You know.  Like the beneficent United Auto Workers union responsible in 1937 for illegally occupying a privately owned business, … Continue reading →

Posted in Liberal Fascism, Liberals, Stupid People, Stupid Politicians, Teacher Unions, Unions

Carpe Diem, Republicans!

The Gormogons Posted on December 4, 2012 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

The Czar cannot stress this enough: the Republicans have a major opportunity to make Democrats look like idiots. And the time has come for that to happen, too. Right now, most of the major US media outlets are telling the … Continue reading →

Posted in Barack Obama, Democrats, Fiscal Crisis, Republicans, Stupid Politicians

Louisiana Teachers’ Unions Stand Up For Educational Segregation

The Gormogons Posted on November 29, 2012 by 'PuterApril 6, 2014

Louisiana’s Gov. Bobby Jindal and itslegislature provided their state’s children education vouchers, freeing poor children from the invisible but lifelong shacklesof a “separate but equal” education just assurely as the Supreme Court did decadesearlier in Brown v. Board of Education. Louisiana recently … Continue reading →

Posted in 'Good Times' Racist Principle, Dirty Liberals, Education, Evil, Racism, Stupid People, Stupid Politicians, Teacher Unions, The White Devils, Unions

Democrats’ Fiscal Cliff Claims And Plans Fail To Survive Contact With Facts, Math

The Gormogons Posted on November 26, 2012 by 'PuterApril 6, 2014

Let’s review a bit of history. Does anyone in the media recall what gave rise to the fiscal cliff? Anyone? Anyone at all? Apparently not.    To be fair, ‘Puter shouldn’t judge the Washington press corps for its faulty recollection of … Continue reading →

Posted in Democrats, Economic policy, Economics, Fiscal Crisis, Gubbamint, Main Stream Media, Math class is hard, Simpsons, Stupid People, Stupid Politicians, Tax Increase, Taxes, Welfare

GOP Reform II: Reagan Isn’t Coming Back

The Gormogons Posted on November 17, 2012 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

Part Two of Seven Click here for Part One: Introduction It is time Republicans started to realize Reagan was a rare event, and that we need to stop listening to the guys trying to bring him back.Ronald Reagan isn’t coming … Continue reading →

Posted in Conservatism, Democrats, Liberals, Republicans, Ronald Reagan, Stupid People, Stupid Politicians, Stupidity

“We’re Surrounded. That Simplifies The Problem.”*

The Gormogons Posted on November 12, 2012 by 'PuterApril 6, 2014

While mucking out his gutters and hanging Christmas lights this weekend, ‘Puter spent some time thinking about conservatism. To hear the liberal media tell it, conservatism has been entirely discredited, and unconditional surrender to the liberal agenda is the only … Continue reading →

Posted in Conservatism, Democrats, Free Advice, Hypocrisy, Liberals, Republicans, Stupid Politicians, USMC

Your New Normal

The Gormogons Posted on November 7, 2012 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

May her last colors never run. The Czar really wanted to avoid posting anything today except an analysis of why Obama lost. You would have enjoyed reading it; the Czar certainly enjoyed writing it back in September. Suffice it to … Continue reading →

Posted in 2012 Election, american exceptionalism, Americans, Barack Obama, Democrats, Election, Hope and Change, Mitt Romney, Republicans, Stupid People, Stupid Politicians, Un-american, Voting

You Don’t Tug On Superman’s Cape

The Gormogons Posted on October 31, 2012 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

Guess what the Czar was just complaining about at lunch? Why, BG writes in with exactly that: I got an email from the city of Alexandria, Virginia, that says, in part, “If a power outage occurs, do not use candles … Continue reading →

Posted in Hurricane, Mailbag, Minion, Stupid People, Stupid Politicians

Obama’s Suit Against Bank of America Is Baseless

The Gormogons Posted on October 24, 2012 by 'PuterApril 6, 2014

Mind you, ‘Puter’s impression of U.S. Attorney Preet S. Bharara’s action against Bank of America is based entirely on Mr. Bharara’s press release, which you may review here. Here’s a very brief synopsis of the government’s claims. For a more … Continue reading →

Posted in Barack Obama, Financial Crisis, Financial Industry, Gubbamint, Idiot criminals, Stupid People, Stupid Politicians, Waste and Fraud

An Open Letter to Obama On “Stage 3 Romnesia”

The Gormogons Posted on October 23, 2012 by 'PuterApril 6, 2014

Dear Mr. President, After last night’s debate, you addressed a rally of your supporters and the press in Florida.  But then I repeat myself.  You chose this occasion, in front of a live audience of 11,000 or so to riff that … Continue reading →

Posted in 'Puter, Barack Obama, Mrs. 'Puter, Stupid People, Stupid Politicians

‘Puter’s Women: Registered Democrats Disenchanted With Obama

The Gormogons Posted on October 19, 2012 by 'PuterApril 6, 2014

A photo of ‘Puter’s Mom, circa 1967. Notreally. ‘Puter’s Mom was too busy workingto hang out with the rich kid, self absorbedhippies smoking weed and dodging the draft. ‘Puter’s going to let slip some ‘Puter family secrets. Both Mrs. ‘Puter … Continue reading →

Posted in 2012 Election, Barack Obama, Democrats, Hippies…they say they want to save the world but all they do is smoke pot and smell bad, Joe Biden, Mrs. 'Puter, Parents, Stupid Politicians

Liberals’ Affirmative Action Is Racism By A Nicer Name: Proof

The Gormogons Posted on October 15, 2012 by 'PuterApril 6, 2014

‘Puter harped plenty about colleges’ use of affirmative action in admissions last week in the context of the Supreme Court’s review of the issue. Imagine ‘Puter’s surprise when he came upon this nugget of information. Florida’s Department of Education is … Continue reading →

Posted in Education, Florida, Race, Racism, Stupid Politicians, Supreme Court

Lies And The Lying Liars Who Tell Them

The Gormogons Posted on October 12, 2012 by 'PuterApril 6, 2014

“After tonight’s debate, I’ll be at 1 win, and you’ll be at 0 wins. See? I even provided youvisual aids. But I see your clearly superiorintellect is engrossed in deep thought,so I’ll wait for you to look up.” After Mitt … Continue reading →

Posted in Joe Biden, Liar Liar Pants on Fire, Main Stream Media, Stupid People, Stupid Politicians, Vice Presidential Debate

Clan ‘Puter And The Debate

The Gormogons Posted on October 12, 2012 by 'PuterApril 6, 2014

Vice President Joe Biden addresses themedia after his stunning debate performance,blames the intelligence community for notmaking certain he took his meds today. ‘Puter watched the vice presidential debate last evening with his entire family, at least until ‘Puter shooed Spawn … Continue reading →

Posted in Barack Obama, Debate, Joe Biden, Mitt Romney, Paul Ryan, Stupid Politicians

Race-Based Admissions Policies, SCOTUS and ‘Puter

The Gormogons Posted on October 10, 2012 by 'PuterApril 6, 2014

Today the Supreme Court of the United States (“SCOTUS”) heard oral argument in Fisher v. University of Texas, Docket No. 11-345.  Petitioner Abigail Fisher sued respondent University of Texas claiming Respondent’s race-based admissions policy* violated her Constitutional guarantee of equal protection, … Continue reading →

Posted in 'Puter, Affirmative Action, Constitutional Law, Liberal Idiots, Racism, Stuff White People Like, Stupid People, Stupid Politicians, Supreme Court

Happy New Year!

The Gormogons Posted on October 1, 2012 by 'PuterApril 6, 2014

‘Puter lifted this police file photo of Czarsleeping off last year’s Christmas Partymystery punch. Moral of the story: Never let Sleestak bartend.  He has a heavy pour. No, ‘Puter didn’t just regain consciousness after 2011’s yeti-themed New Year’s Eve Gala … Continue reading →

Posted in 2012 Election, Barack Obama, Democrats, Economics, Federal Budget, Mitt Romney, Paul Ryan, Stupid Politicians, U.S. Economy

How Desperate is Obama

The Gormogons Posted on October 1, 2012 by GorTApril 6, 2014

Sure, we hear all the polling numbers that Obama’s got this election in the bag – particularly in the swing states.  And we can point at the various debunking of those polls – whether it be biased, inaccurate political affiliation … Continue reading →

Posted in Stupid Politicians, The Obama Amateur Hour, Unintended Consequences

Romney Is Correct: The Democrats’ Voters Are Largely Moochers

The Gormogons Posted on September 18, 2012 by 'PuterApril 6, 2014

When ‘Puter writes his musical version ofthe 2012 election, Bye Bye Barry, he’ssigning the young, hot Ann Margaret to star as him.  Dang, what a fine looking woman. “What’s the story, Morning Glory? What’s the word, Humming Bird? Have you … Continue reading →

Posted in 'Puter's Always Right, Barack Obama, Main Stream Media, Media Bias, Mitt Romney, Stupid People, Stupid Politicians, Washington Post - WaPo

How (And How Not ) To Wage War: The ‘Puter Principle

The Gormogons Posted on September 13, 2012 by 'PuterApril 6, 2014

Amidst the continuing fallout from the natural consequences of President Obama and Secretary of State Clinton’s feckless, apologetic Middle East policy, we would do well to consider war. No, ‘Puter’s not calling on anyone to start yet another war.  Rather, … Continue reading →

Posted in 'Puter's Always Right, Democrats, Republicans, Stupid People, Stupid Politicians, War, War as Policing

Don’t Come Back, McCotter

The Gormogons Posted on August 17, 2012 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

Remember good old Thad McCotter? He was a US Representative from Michigan who flirted dangerously long with running for President on the Republican ticket. Why, he was so good at running for President that he sorta forgot to run for … Continue reading →

Posted in Michigan, Republicans, Stupid Politicians, Vote Fraud

Will Romney Raise Taxes on the Middle Class?

The Gormogons Posted on August 15, 2012 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

The President keeps insisting that Mitt Romney is planning to raise taxes on the middle class, in order to provide for a tax cut for the rich. Why, he even dubbed his challenger Romney Hood, to much laughter. But Romney’s … Continue reading →

Posted in 2012 Election, Barack Obama, Election, Lies Lies and More Damn Lies, Mitt Romney, Stupid Politicians, Taxes

Wow, Reid Sure Outfoxed THAT Guy

The Gormogons Posted on August 7, 2012 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

Harry Reid, 1974: Any man or woman who will not be completely candid about his or her finances does not deserve to be in public office. Senator Reid was asked about this on Monday. His response: In 1974, I wasn’t … Continue reading →

Posted in Harry Reid, Stupid Politicians, Taxes

Which Constitutional Right Kills More People: Right to Bear Arms or Right to an Abortion?

The Gormogons Posted on July 23, 2012 by 'PuterApril 6, 2014

A pregnant Mrs. The Czar, The Czar andSanta Claus (the alleged father), discussabortion rights, gun rights and the importanceof overwhelming firepower in their 2003 Christmas Card.  You should read the accompanying letter.  ‘Puter apologizes in advance to his liberal readers for using … Continue reading →

Posted in 'Puter, Abortion, Conservatism, Dirty Liberals, Gun control, Gun Ownership, Heller, Stupid People, Stupid Politicians

Things That Piss ‘Puter Off, Now With More Anger!

The Gormogons Posted on July 5, 2012 by 'PuterApril 6, 2014

‘Puter keeps a mental list of things that piss him off, and periodically shares them with his close friends. By close friends, ‘Puter means “anyone standing within earshot when he encounters something that pisses him off.” Here are a few … Continue reading →

Posted in 'Puter's Always Right, Barack Obama, Climate Change, Electricity, Global Warming, Gubbamint, Intergenerational Warfare, Mitt Romney, ObamaCare, Rant, Stupid People, Stupid Politicians, Washington Post - WaPo

Chief Justice Roberts Creates A Schrodinger’s Tax

The Gormogons Posted on July 1, 2012 by 'PuterApril 6, 2014

When you stop by the Castle, askto see Mandy’s extensive collectionof things that are simultaneously liveand dead. Just don’t get too close. By now, much ink has been spilled by people far more intelligent than ‘Puter weighing in on Chief … Continue reading →

Posted in 'Puter's Always Right, Conservatism, Constitutional Law, Dirty Liberals, ObamaCare, Stupid People, Stupid Politicians, Supreme Court

E.J. Dionne: Extra-Special-Super-Duper-Democrat-Campaign-Managing Genius!

The Gormogons Posted on June 12, 2012 by 'PuterApril 6, 2014

Mr. Dionne shows off his home office’s“far talking thinger” and “computerizer,” two things conservatives are toostupid to understand. ‘Puter highly recommends the Democrats follow E.J. Dionne’s incandescently brilliant plan to retake the House and hold the presidency and the Senate … Continue reading →

Posted in 2012 Election, Abraham Lincoln, E.J. Dionne, Economics, Henry Clay, Liberal Idiots, Stupid Politicians, Washington Post - WaPo

In Praise Of Incrementalism

The Gormogons Posted on June 8, 2012 by 'PuterApril 6, 2014

Man, what a hangover. Czar and ‘Puter were up for two days straight, celebrating Wisconsin Governor Scott Walker’s historic beat-down of labor unions with the fine serving wenches at the Leaping Peacock.  Before you get all “‘Puter’s a sexist pig,” … Continue reading →

Posted in Democrats, New York, Politicians, Politics, Republicans, Stupid Politicians, Teacher Unions, Unions, Wisconsin

Just Wait ‘Til Next Year

The Gormogons Posted on May 21, 2012 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

Cubs fans are a weirdly persistent lot; they would follow their team to the ends of the Earth. So much so that many teams like to play the Cubs at home because their usually empty stadiums are filled with concessions-buying … Continue reading →

Posted in Barack Obama, Chicago, Chicago Way, Democrats, Stupid Politicians, Talkin' Baseball, Taxes

Obama’s Tragic Infatuation With Incompetents

The Gormogons Posted on May 19, 2012 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

Look, Axelrod, no matter how much you plant headlines like The GOP’s sad infatuation with Rev. Jeremiah Wright, you’re never going to pin this racist lunatic on Republicans. Fact is, it wasn’t the Republicans who attended his church for 20 … Continue reading →

Posted in 2012 Election, Election, Stupid People, Stupid Politicians, Stupidity, The Obama Amateur Hour

A Case Study In Mass Denial: School Budget Edition

The Gormogons Posted on March 19, 2012 by 'PuterApril 6, 2014

Nothing brings out the best in New Yorkers like school district budget season, and this year’s no exception. Just to keep the bare-knuckled brawls from becoming mundane, this year many Upstate districts are structurally bankrupt as a result of the … Continue reading →

Posted in Education, Financial Crisis, Stupid People, Stupid Politicians, Teacher Unions, Unions

Libs + Guns = Nonsense

The Gormogons Posted on February 21, 2012 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

The Left should just admit they don’t know anything about firearms. Those of us on the Right who embrace firearms know this already—one of the safest bets in all of gambling is linking an anti-gun crusader to ignorance about firearms. … Continue reading →

Posted in Firearms, Girls With Guns, Guns, Illinois, Shooting, Stupid Politicians

Chicago: The City That Worsk

The Gormogons Posted on February 19, 2012 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

Want more stupid? Chicago alderman George Cardenas, who by rights should be looking for a real job after the next election, has introduces a resolution to the City of Chicago to impose a fifteen-to-thirty-cents-per-ounce tax on soft drinks and energy … Continue reading →

Posted in Chicago, Progressives, Stupid Politicians, Stupidity

Support the Dumb Name Act

The Gormogons Posted on February 14, 2012 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

Sit back for an idea that will never happen. But the Czar would suspect it would be incredibly popular, if not impossible to implement. How about this: how about Congress adopt rules that cutesy nicknames and oppositionally opposed words be … Continue reading →

Posted in Congress, Politicians, Politics, Stupid Politicians

Day Two: ‘Puter’s Rage Hardens Into A Dark, Venomous Ball

The Gormogons Posted on February 9, 2012 by 'PuterApril 6, 2014

‘Puter’s still fired up about the Obama Administration’s ill-considered decision to cram down its version of morality on the Catholic Church, 2,000 years of carefully considered theological consistency and 224 of American Constitutional law be damned. If anything, ‘Puter’s more … Continue reading →

Posted in Dirty Liberals, HHS, Rant, Roman Catholics, Stupid People, Stupid Politicians

Obama Attempts To Refute Finance’s Equivalent Of The First Law Of Thermodynamics

The Gormogons Posted on February 1, 2012 by 'PuterApril 6, 2014

The First Law of Thermodynamics states roughly that energy cannot be created or destroyed, but it can be changed in form. This is, as proponents of Anthropogenic Global Warming are wont to say, settled science. And, as these self-same acolytes … Continue reading →

Posted in Financial Crisis, Mortgage Lending, Stupid People, Stupid Politicians, Washington Post - WaPo

Four More Years of This?

The Gormogons Posted on January 26, 2012 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

Arizona governor Jan Brewer, whom the media will remind you is a Republican governor, had an interesting thing happen to her on the way to the airport. She went to the airport to meet the President, who was arriving on … Continue reading →

Posted in Arizona, Government Worship, Stupid Politicians, The Obama Amateur Hour

What SOPA You?

The Gormogons Posted on January 19, 2012 by GorTApril 6, 2014

We’ve been a bit remiss talking about the big SOPA swirl over the last few days.  So let me give you the short summary and then a bit more of a detailed explanation: Summary:  Congressmen do stupid stuff.  Always have … Continue reading →

Posted in Congress, SOPA, Stupid Politicians, Technology

Mitte de la Romnée parle français? Mais bien sûr. Et le Triton?

The Gormogons Posted on January 13, 2012 by Confucius, Œc. Vol.April 6, 2014

So Newt is running an ad making fun of Mitt’s speaking French, eh? The Volgi carries no water for Willard Mittens Romney, of course, but Newter, please. Confucius happens to have a copy of Newt’s dissertation, Belgian Educational Policy in … Continue reading →

Posted in Hypocrisy, Mitt Romney, Newt Gingrich, Stupid Politicians

The Truth Behind the Whole Payroll Tax Squabble

The Gormogons Posted on December 22, 2011 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

Ah, the payroll tax cut debate. A lot of mud is slinging on both sides, so the Czar thought he would clear things up for you, dear readers, on what is really going on. Warning: sausage making is featured. Presently, … Continue reading →

Posted in Democrats, Politics, Republicans, Stupid Politicians, Tax Increase, Taxes

Holder: The Jig Is Up

The Gormogons Posted on December 9, 2011 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

Michael A. Walsh, of the New York Post sums up perfectly what the Czar has been thinking: what if everything US AG Eric Holder testified over the last couple days was true. If so, here is your attorney general: he … Continue reading →

Posted in Eric Holder, Firearms, Gun control, Guns, Second Amendment, Stupid Politicians

The President, Congress and Jobs

The Gormogons Posted on December 1, 2011 by 'PuterApril 6, 2014

While watching the side-splittingly funny adventures of Mitt & Newt, now a series on the Disney Channel (featuring those obnoxious 42 year old “teenaged” twins from Zack and Cody: Obnoxious in Any Setting, or whatever crappy iteration of the tired … Continue reading →

Posted in Economic policy, Government Control, Stupid Politicians

Failure to Serve the Public Trust

The Gormogons Posted on November 28, 2011 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

Just a follow-on to Dr. J’s predictions that the Massachusetts elections are about to get interesting with the announced retirement of Rep. Barney Frank at the end of his term. The Czar would like to breathe a sigh of relief. … Continue reading →

Posted in Barney Frank, Corruption, Corruption of Power, Politicians, Stupid Politicians

Americans Hate Math

The Gormogons Posted on November 20, 2011 by 'PuterApril 6, 2014

Here’s our politicians’ dirty little secret. Washington knows what’s wrong with the economy, and they know how to fix it. “Great! Then why won’t Washington fix it, ‘Puter?,” you reply. It’s a good question, with a simply answer: the fix … Continue reading →

Posted in Economic policy, Economics, Stupid People, Stupid Politicians

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