Mark Spahn, of West Seneca, New York, has an idea so wickedly fascinating that it is Gormogonical: A sudden inspiration for a money-making idea: “green” pop. Still only 150 calories. And cola-flavored. Ordinary pop (a.k.a. “soda”, a.k.a. “coke”; see Pop … Continue reading →
Ole’ Grandaddy Dr. J. is the official Apple Aficionado™ of the Gormogons. While the love of Apple by the other Gormogons range from mild amusement, to grudging admiration, to apathy, to outright loathing, Dr. J. is the water carrying fanboy. … Continue reading →
‘Puter whipped up this batch of Pad Thailast night, to the acclaim of his family.It’s an easy recipe and takes about 30-45 minutes start to finish. Try it! ‘Puter, like most if not all of your Gormogons, loves to cook. … Continue reading →
The Czar got an interesting off-the-record email worth putting back on the record. Specifically, it regarded whether we use nicknames or pet names for political figures. For example, Rush Limbaugh can never refer to Sen. Harry Reid except by a … Continue reading →
Man, you people get so needy. All right. By popular demand, we have added a second series of MiniFigures for your Castle Gormogon sets! Die-hard fans will be certain to gouge other people’s eyes out in order to get their … Continue reading →
Admit it! Wouldn’t you sometimes rather act out your own Gormogon posts, rather than read the ones we actually put here? Seriously, don’t you just want to go all ‘Puter on NPR once in a while? Or have the Czar … Continue reading →
Dr. J. was about to change the station from the AM PM guy to the FM PM guy when he heard him broadcast the audio of this video. All he could say was wow. Inspired by and surpassing Paul Harvey’s … Continue reading →
This item comes our way via the Drudge Report. University of Chicago scientists observed that men who enjoyed a couple of beers did better at problem solving than their sober counterparts. The sweet-spot is at a blood alcohol content of … Continue reading →
Dr. J. went to the New Atlantis Apple Store on Saturday with the lil med student to get an additional USB cable (an ancient one was fraying at the iPhone/iPod plug in end) and a couple of car chargers for … Continue reading →
This is the first in an irregular series of medical updates from Dr. J. when he gets a backlog of stories that he would like to update his readers on, or just plain old feels like he wants to give … Continue reading →
Dr. J. is wondering when the Founding Gormos will be returning to the castle. The Czar’s mail is piling up. The machine that goes ping in Mandy’s lab stopped going ping. We’re out of yeti Food for Volgi’s pet, and … Continue reading →
Dr. J. has not gotten his iPhone 4S yet. Due to his preexisting contract with Sprint, he can’t officially order it until 11/1/11, but after using his powers of persuasion with the manager of the local Sprint store, he was … Continue reading →
Dr. J. is a bit of a cartoon aficionado. You may recall him giving a shout out to Young Justice a several month’s back. So when there are new episodes of the Scooby Doo: Mystery Incorporated, Star Wars: The Clone … Continue reading →
…but with the same laser-like focus. Jamie Jeffords, who blogs under the alias, the Eye of Polyphemus, is a conservative, Christian, law school graduate who spends most of his time reviewing science fiction shows, posting pictures of pretty celebrities (largely … Continue reading →
Dr. J. found this an inter-office mail envelope with Polish sausage grease, blood (human, type AB+) and encephalic fluid stains on his desk this morning, meaning that it could only come from The Czar: Date: August 24th, 2011 A.D. (ed. … Continue reading →
No one would blame you for feeling a little bit cynical these days, especially with all the bad news continuously filling your email. But sometimes bad news turns into good news if you skip ahead a little bit. In fact, … Continue reading →
Much ado is being made over this video. A 14-year-old Australian punk decided to pick on a reportedly pacifist 16-year-old kid simply because the latter was different and not thoroughly popular. The Czar maintains that pacifists simply are people who … Continue reading →
If only ‘Puter smoked, this would be his place. As you head down Interstate 65 through Louisville, Kentucky, you pass by the tobacco shop owned by a real Mr. Cox. Yes, the photo is real: it does say Cox’s Smokers … Continue reading →
Dread lords, I stumbled on this today and spit out my elixir vitae… http://dowlingduncan.com/dowling-duncan-redesign-us-bank-notes/ and then linked to http://richardsmith.posterous.com/tag/dollarredeign The idea of redesigning our money to look like Euro-monopoly money, and putting the face of SAT reading comprehension section favorite … Continue reading →
You were warned that it’s the Year of the Yeti. And we brought you a glimpse into the seamier side of cinéma yéti. Now, we take you uptown to reveal that, as the Hollywood Reporter writes: ’GON FAVE RAIMI TAPPED … Continue reading →
