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The Gormogons Posted on December 25, 2013 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

Click to make bigger, or perish. The Czar of MuscovyБожію Поспѣшествующею Милостію Мы, Дима Грозный Императоръ и Самодержецъ Всероссiйскiй, цѣсарь Московскiй. The Czar was born in the steppes of Russia in 1267, and was cheated out of total control of … Continue reading →

Posted in #pajamaboy, Merry Christmas, ObamaCare, The Inscrutable Mandarin, The Obama Amateur Hour, Twitter

The Mail Was Light Yesterday

The Gormogons Posted on December 20, 2013 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

What fun! Let’s open up the Czar’s mailbox to see what you all have to say. First up, we have Mark Spahn, of West Seneca, New York, with some questions on our lightbulb guide. Thank you, your Czarosity, for [your … Continue reading →

Posted in Energy, Lightbulbs, Mailbag, Math class is hard, ScottO, The Inscrutable Mandarin, Volgi

We Warned ISON Not To Come Here…You Heard Us

The Gormogons Posted on December 2, 2013 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

Funny, huh, how astronomers are all giddy to the gills about comet ISON, named after famed Russian comet hunter Professor Исондровсков, which was promised as the Comet of the Century! Get ready, armchair astronomers, because this bad boy will light … Continue reading →

Posted in Astronomy, night of the comet, The Inscrutable Mandarin

The Great Gormogon Turkey Challenge

The Gormogons Posted on November 27, 2013 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

Today, thanks to time travel, we were able to hold our First Annual Turkey Contest yesterday. And the results were about what you would expect. As you know, all of us Gormogons are superlative cooks in at least one area … Continue reading →

Posted in 'Puter, Castle Gormogon, Dr. J., Gormogonica, Gormogons, GorT, Thanksgiving, The Czar of Muscovy, The Inscrutable Mandarin, Turkey, Volgi, Volgi (pronounced Volgi)

Happy Halloween 2010!

The Gormogons Posted on October 31, 2013 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

A classic, written by the Mandarin, in 2010. We had a beautiful Halloween over at the Castle, much like we do every day. The kids came by in good numbers, which we’re happy to see again. We all took turns … Continue reading →

Posted in Best of the Gormogons, Castle Gormogon, Gormogons, Halloween, Holidays, The Inscrutable Mandarin

What We Read

The Gormogons Posted on October 18, 2013 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

The other day, we all received one of the best question we have ever received. The Czar makes this claim because all six of us were quite excited by the nature of the question: To the Gracious, Learned, Infallible, and … Continue reading →

Posted in 'Puter, Dr. J., Gormogon Operatives, GorT, Mailbag, Suck It Czar, The Czar of Muscovy, The Inscrutable Mandarin, Volgi, Volgi (pronounced Volgi)

Pork Chops…Oh Well

The Gormogons Posted on August 23, 2013 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

The Czar and the Mandarin went for dinner the other evening with two gentlemen to discuss all manners of things. The Mandarin picked a steak place that tends to cater to a lot of older, professional types looking to score … Continue reading →

Posted in cooking, The Inscrutable Mandarin

G5 – Happy 5th Blogiversary – The Blogiversary Fairy Came!

The Gormogons Posted on July 24, 2013 by Dr. J.April 6, 2014

That won’t cause nightmares! She’s really nice in person! Gentle Readers, Thank you for celebrating our fifth blogiversary with us. This morning, when we awoke, we found six neatly wrapped presents from the Blogiversary Fairy™. The Blogiversary Fairy is a … Continue reading →

Posted in 'Puter, Dr. J., Gormogons Anniversary, GorT, The Czar of Muscovy, The Inscrutable Mandarin, Volgi

G5 – Happy 5th Blogiversary

The Gormogons Posted on July 24, 2013 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

Something special for our 5th anniversary? How about a picture we have not uploaded before? Here you are! This is us on the National Mall—see the Lincoln Memorial?—we took back in 1994. From left, there’s Sleestak, Ghettoputer F.X. Gormogon, GorTechie … Continue reading →

Posted in 'Puter, Castle Gormogon, Dr. J., Gormogonica, Gormogons, Gormogons Anniversary, GorT, The Czar of Muscovy, The Inscrutable Mandarin, Volgi

Volgi left us the keys to the Sanctum Sanctorum

The Gormogons Posted on June 24, 2013 by Dr. J.April 6, 2014

Dr. J. received this inter-castle memo over the weekend from Confucius ( 孔夫子), the Œcumenical Volgi (The Notorious ŒV): To: GorT, Ghettoputer, The Czar of Muscovy, The Inscrutable Mandarin, Dr. J.  From :孔夫子, the Œcumenical Volgi (The Notorious ŒV)  Re: … Continue reading →

Posted in 'Puter, Bronies, Castle Gormogon, Dr. J., Gormogon Infighting, GorT, My Little Pony, The Czar, The Inscrutable Mandarin, Turkey, Volgi

In Which an Adorable Teen Channels The Gormogons

The Gormogons Posted on April 5, 2013 by Dr. J.April 6, 2014

…well maybe not Puter as he’s a tad ribald. This young lady from the People’s Republic of Maryland area testifies at a hearing of Maryland legislators and decimates the arguments for stricter gunlaws in 3 minutes flat. If you’re not … Continue reading →

Posted in 'Puter, Girls With Guns, Gun control, Gun Ownership, People's Republic of Maryland, The Czar, The Inscrutable Mandarin

Sunrise, sunset, sunrise, sunset, Sunriiiise…

The Gormogons Posted on March 13, 2013 by Dr. J.April 6, 2014

The middle-aged Sith Lord would retort, “I won’t cut the blanket, simply cover my feet when its cold and my head when its bright. .” Dr. J. actually likes Daylight Savings Time. Your Gormogons don’t always agree with each other, … Continue reading →

Posted in 'Puter, American Indians, Daylight Saving Time, Gormogon Infighting, GorT, Ingalls, Sith Lord, The Czar of Muscovy, The Inscrutable Mandarin, Volgi (pronounced Volgi)

Revealed: Media Lying About Assault Rifle (Maybe Not)

The Gormogons Posted on January 20, 2013 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

Essential Update at the end Well, now that Americans have forgotten about Sandy Hook and are all excited excited excited for the President’s inauguration tomorrow (Obama 2.0? More like Obama 1.1), okay, well, now the story is getting out that … Continue reading →

Posted in Firearms, Guns, Main Stream Media, Media, Media Bias, Multiple-Victim Public Shootings, Shooting, Shotguns, The Inscrutable Mandarin, The Mandarin

Mandy’s OTHER Christmas Tree…

The Gormogons Posted on December 10, 2012 by Dr. J.April 6, 2014

Mandy, has not only one tree, but like Mrs. Dr. J., has two trees! The inscrutable Mandarin, who has been known to experiment with particle rays and magnetic fields brought his work home this year: Mandy was muttering something about … Continue reading →

Posted in Merry Christmas, The Inscrutable Mandarin

Turkey, it’s what’s for dinner

The Gormogons Posted on November 22, 2012 by Dr. J.April 6, 2014

Happy Thanksgiving from your Gormogon Overlords! Rather than gather in the castle feast hall, we travel to points hither and yon to break bread with family. Nevertheless, it is wondered It is often wondered what the Gormogons make for Thanksgiving Dinner: Volgi: … Continue reading →

Posted in 'Puter ain't always right, Dr. J., GorT, Thanksgiving, The Czar of Muscovy, The Inscrutable Mandarin, Volgi (pronounced Volgi)

Mailbag – Black & White & Red All Over Edition

The Gormogons Posted on November 12, 2012 by Dr. J.April 6, 2014

Our beloved Operative B.G. posted this in the personals section of the New Atlantis Lefty Arts Weekly Paper: Esteemed and Exalted Gormogons,  Although my wife and I are among the half of Americans who pay taxes so the other half … Continue reading →

Posted in 'Puter's Always Right, Dr. J., GorTechie's Time Travel Adventures, Journalism, Mailbag, Main Stream Media, The Czar Reads HR 3200, The Inscrutable Mandarin, Volgi (pronounced Volgi), Wall Street Journal - WSJ

Trick or Treat – Castle Edition

The Gormogons Posted on October 29, 2012 by Dr. J.April 6, 2014

Gentle Readers, Your Gormogons are gearing up for tonight’s Halloween Party at the Castle. Dr. J. only felt it appropriate to share with you, our readers and fans, how we will be dressing for the festivities. Dr. J. your Royal … Continue reading →

Posted in 'Puter, GorT, Halloween, Humor, Iron Man, Pope Don't Float, Sith Lord, The Czar of Muscovy, The Inscrutable Mandarin, Volgi (pronounced Volgi)

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