↓
 

The Gormogons

Home→Categories This TV show really sucks

Category Archives: This TV show really sucks

Sci Fi Interoffice Memo

The Gormogons Posted on August 18, 2014 by GorTAugust 18, 2014

GorT received the following interoffice memo from Dr. J regarding the Science Fiction TV show countdown: GorT,I’ve enjoyed your commentary on the top 50 Sci-Fi shows as ranked by people other than us.I’d like to share a few of my … Continue reading →

Posted in Mailbag, Science Fiction, This TV show really sucks

Science Fiction TV – Top 5

The Gormogons Posted on August 14, 2014 by GorTAugust 14, 2014

So, I’ve received some feedback from other Castle dwellers as well as some operatives and minions.  Always great to hear the opinions.  I’ll present the top 5 here and let folks digest.  Over the next few days, I’ll post up … Continue reading →

Posted in Science Fiction, This TV show really sucks

Science Fiction TV Numbers 10 – 6

The Gormogons Posted on August 13, 2014 by GorTAugust 13, 2014

Getting closer…I appreciate the mail and will be posting feedback and mail after the full list is up. Number 10: The Outer Limits   I never really went back and watched The Outer Limits or its inspiration, The Twilight Zone, save … Continue reading →

Posted in Science Fiction, This TV show really sucks

Science Fiction TV Numbers 15-11

The Gormogons Posted on August 11, 2014 by GorTAugust 11, 2014

Tick, tick, tick – we’re getting closer to number 1…do you know what it is? Did you cheat? Number 15: Blake’s 7   GorT has no pattern recognition here – never heard of it or saw it.  Blake’s 7 featuresRoj Blake, … Continue reading →

Posted in Science Fiction, This TV show really sucks

Science Fiction TV Numbers 20 – 16

The Gormogons Posted on August 10, 2014 by GorTAugust 10, 2014

As we close in on number 1, you’ll start seeing some consistently strong contenders. However, still a few anomalies remain. Number 20: Starblazers / Space Battleship Yamato   GorT watched this on Saturday mornings regularly.  The article references both Speed Racer and … Continue reading →

Posted in Science Fiction, This TV show really sucks

Science Fiction TV Numbers 25 – 21

The Gormogons Posted on August 6, 2014 by GorTAugust 6, 2014

Marching down the list, we get a few good ones here… Number 25: Max Headroom   GorT watched this whole series and enjoyed it as a young lad – geeky science fiction, quirky humor (I was a young lad) and Amanda … Continue reading →

Posted in Science Fiction, This TV show really sucks

Science Fiction TV Numbers 35 – 31

The Gormogons Posted on August 3, 2014 by GorTAugust 4, 2014

Number 35: Cowboy Bepop   You think that Guardians of the Galaxy is the only mixed team that includes an odd cast of characters?  Cowboy Bebop ran for 20+ episodes in the late 1990s and remains a fav in the … Continue reading →

Posted in Science Fiction, This TV show really sucks

Science Fiction TV – Numbers 40 – 36

The Gormogons Posted on August 2, 2014 by GorTAugust 1, 2014

Number 40: Life on Mars   This was a short-lived BBC show where a detective was hit by a car and wakes up in the 1970s.  Ok, maybe “science fiction”….or maybe just an interesting premise as the series focused more on being … Continue reading →

Posted in Science Fiction, This TV show really sucks

Science Fiction TV – Numbers 45 – 41

The Gormogons Posted on August 1, 2014 by GorTAugust 1, 2014

The next installment: Number 45: Knight Rider   Blech.  I think I just threw up in my mouth a little.  Ok, maybe a lot.  GorT was never a fan of this show.  Way too campy.  Hasselhoff was over the top.  Ugh. … Continue reading →

Posted in Science Fiction, This TV show really sucks

Science Fiction TV – Numbers 50 – 46

The Gormogons Posted on July 31, 2014 by GorTJuly 31, 2014

It’s been a while since GorT (or others here) did a multi-part post/series.  We’ve had some memorable ones.  While this one may not become one, it’s of interest to me and a few followers that I’ve traded emails with so … Continue reading →

Posted in Science Fiction, This TV show really sucks

Cosmos Still Struggling To Hit Its Stride

The Gormogons Posted on March 31, 2014 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

Last night’s Cosmos was better than it has been in a couple weeks, and some of the visuals were stunning. But alas, the Czar finds this program is failing in its mission. We all knew the re-take would be inferior … Continue reading →

Posted in Cosmos, Neil deGrasse-Tyson, This TV show really sucks

Needs to Try Harder

The Gormogons Posted on March 14, 2014 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

The Czar, like his dimensionally manipulative brethren GorT and Dr. J., has watched the first installment of Cosmos with Dr. Neil deGrasse Tyson as host. The Czar was not as enthusiastic as many reviewers. The effects are cooler, but like … Continue reading →

Posted in Carl Sagan, Cosmos, Neil deGrasse-Tyson, Solar System, Space, The Obama Amateur Hour, This TV show really sucks

Someone Is Getting It Right

The Gormogons Posted on March 11, 2014 by GorTApril 6, 2014

So if you missed the relaunch of the Cosmos series last night with Neil deGrasse Tyson, I would recommend tuning in on Friday to watch.  There is plenty to say about his personal views and maybe even some of the … Continue reading →

Posted in Science Fiction, This book really sucks, This movie really sucks, This TV show really sucks

Day Of The Pony or TWO REVIEWS

The Gormogons Posted on November 25, 2013 by Dr. J.April 6, 2014

This will make sense if you watched the Day of the Doctor Gentle Readers, This contains spoilers, but as it is after the 48 hour embargo period, Dr. J. decided to start off with spoiler free reviews then delve into … Continue reading →

Posted in Bronies, Doctor Who, Dr. J. Style, Lil Resident, My Little Pony, Science Fiction, This movie really sucks, This TV show really sucks

Prime Time Tonight on the Presidential Network

The Gormogons Posted on July 9, 2013 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

6:00 Uh-Oh, Billy! Sitcom “Hilarr-ity” continues as Bill and Al try to sneak a girl out of the house while Hillary is home; Hillary, thinking Bill forgot their anniversary, is in no mood for explanations. So how did the girl … Continue reading →

Posted in History, Television, The ’70s—Nadir of American History, This TV show really sucks

Aw Nuts!

The Gormogons Posted on May 13, 2013 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

Waiting so much for this one. The Czar of MuscovyБожію Поспѣшествующею Милостію Мы, Дима Грозный Императоръ и Самодержецъ Всероссiйскiй, цѣсарь Московскiй. The Czar was born in the steppes of Russia in 1267, and was cheated out of total control of … Continue reading →

Posted in South Korea, Telenovelas, Television, This TV show really sucks

Every Once In A While

The Gormogons Posted on March 27, 2013 by GorTApril 6, 2014

GorT generally despises “reality TV” – it’s akin to texting in that it is a cheap way for networks to earn money by airing low budget content (and therefore low-value content) and rake in the advertising money (texting for those … Continue reading →

Posted in Boy Scouts of America, Military, Television, This TV show really sucks, USAF

RIP Gerry Anderson

The Gormogons Posted on December 26, 2012 by GorTApril 6, 2014

Some of you may be saying, “Gerry Anderson?  Who is that?” Gerry Anderson was a staple in GorT’s youth as the Saturday night lineup was the Muppet Show followed by Space: 1999.  Mr. Anderson died at the age of 83. … Continue reading →

Posted in Science Fiction, This TV show really sucks

Mailbag – Built-in Obsolescence

The Gormogons Posted on December 20, 2012 by Dr. J.April 6, 2014

Dr. J. was over at Jonathan Last’s blog the other day. It is totally worth adding to your bookmarks. He discusses politics, science fiction, comics, and the decline in Western civilization that correlates with the decline in fecundity. Dr. J. … Continue reading →

Posted in Dr. J., Jonathan Last, This TV show really sucks, way too much technology

Sorkgasm, Sarkgasm, Sarcasm

The Gormogons Posted on June 28, 2012 by GorTApril 6, 2014

I really wasn’t planning on writing about Aaron Sorkin or “Newsroom” and all the hoopla that is surrounding it.  I could really care less – I don’t watch it and actually don’t subscribe to HBO.  It didn’t pass the cost-benefit … Continue reading →

Posted in Hollywood, Jonathan Last, This movie really sucks, This TV show really sucks

Why Everything Sucks

The Gormogons Posted on June 14, 2012 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

There is an entire course in psychology within this 3:16 Craig Ferguson clip. All of it is right.Thanks to FotG Jonah Goldberg for alerting us to this. The Czar of MuscovyБожію Поспѣшествующею Милостію Мы, Дима Грозный Императоръ и Самодержецъ Всероссiйскiй, … Continue reading →

Posted in Friend of Gormogons, Jonah Goldberg, Television, These politics really suck, This artwork really sucks, This book really sucks, This movie really sucks, This song really sucks, This TV show really sucks

Rain Out

The Gormogons Posted on April 28, 2012 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

The boys’ baseball games were rained out today here in Muscovy, so this is what we are spending our day watching: Parry Gripp is a genius. The Czar of MuscovyБожію Поспѣшествующею Милостію Мы, Дима Грозный Императоръ и Самодержецъ Всероссiйскiй, цѣсарь … Continue reading →

Posted in Talkin' Baseball, Television, This TV show really sucks, Weatherman

The Gormogons Action Hour!

The Gormogons Posted on March 14, 2012 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

The always engaging Borepatch writes this on a bullet which he fired through one of our windows last night. And this morning, he showed up at the Castle asking for his bullet back. Times being what they are, etc. Dread … Continue reading →

Posted in Bones, Borepatch, Gormogons, Hollywood, Television, This TV show really sucks

Mailbag: Folks Cater to the Czar’s Whims

The Gormogons Posted on January 26, 2012 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

As the Czar predicted (some might say begged for), emails have been flooding in (some might say two arrived) about the Czar’s tribute to Kolchak: The Night Stalker television series. ScottO, the @AgStateSense, writes in: O Great and All-Knowing Czar, … Continue reading →

Posted in Mailbag, Television, This TV show really sucks

The Czar Finds A Use For His Television

The Gormogons Posted on January 25, 2012 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

Well, the Czar found a superb way to waste an entire evening, which did not involve being further demoralized by the Black Hawks at all. The Czar’s television set is wired to the Internet. Dunno why, really, but every so … Continue reading →

Posted in Junior Senator From Illinois, Mrs. The Czar, Television, The Czar of Muscovy, This TV show really sucks

May We Quote You?

The Gormogons Posted on December 17, 2011 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

Credit where it is due: The View finally managed to put together their most coherent and substantive issue yet. Sigh. This show is still on the air, by the way. The Czar of MuscovyБожію Поспѣшествующею Милостію Мы, Дима Грозный Императоръ … Continue reading →

Posted in Television, This TV show really sucks, TV Blowhards

Maybe It Is Time To Pull the Plug on The Simpsons Anyway

The Gormogons Posted on October 8, 2011 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

Okay, so The Simpsons won’t be cancelled after all; negotiations worked, and Fox promises two more seasons. Truth be told? The Czar is a bit disappointed. Possibly, you are as well. Its first season, way back in 1989, was uneven … Continue reading →

Posted in Simpsons, Television, This TV show really sucks

Sorry!

The Gormogons Posted on August 10, 2011 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

We have all been so preoccupied today with the season premier of Top Shot that no one posted a thing. Anyway, gotta go… the conclusion is minutes away. The Czar of MuscovyБожію Поспѣшествующею Милостію Мы, Дима Грозный Императоръ и Самодержецъ … Continue reading →

Posted in Guns, Television, This TV show really sucks

Summer TV Watching

The Gormogons Posted on July 25, 2011 by GorTApril 6, 2014

Recently, I’ve been impressed with the summer television options – more so than even the new fall offerings as of late.  Here’s a quick rundown on the shows that get viewed on one of the 4,328 screens in GorT’s visual … Continue reading →

Posted in This TV show really sucks

TV time

The Gormogons Posted on February 9, 2011 by Confucius, Œc. Vol.April 7, 2014

What’s on tonight? This is on tonight. Get it on. Confucius, Œc. Vol.Don’t ask impertinent questions like that jackass Adept Lu. www.gormogons.com

Continue reading →
Posted in This TV show really sucks

I’ve been waiting for this a long time. —I’ll bet you have.

The Gormogons Posted on January 29, 2011 by Confucius, Œc. Vol.April 7, 2014

Confucius, Œc. Vol.Don’t ask impertinent questions like that jackass Adept Lu. www.gormogons.com

Continue reading →
Posted in Star Wars, This movie really sucks, This TV show really sucks

Leslie Nielsen, R.I.P. Police Squad! funniest show ever?

The Gormogons Posted on November 29, 2010 by Confucius, Œc. Vol.April 7, 2014

Thanks, Katō! Confucius, Œc. Vol.Don’t ask impertinent questions like that jackass Adept Lu. www.gormogons.com

Continue reading →
Posted in Comedy, Humor, Requiescat in pace, Television, This TV show really sucks

Requiescat in pace

The Gormogons Posted on November 16, 2010 by GorTApril 7, 2014

The Gormogons are remiss in celebrating the life of Stephen J. Cannell who passed away on September 30, 2010.  Mr. Cannell worked hard (in his terms he strived for “over-performance”) to advance in a rough industry that he was interested … Continue reading →

Posted in Requiescat in pace, This TV show really sucks

Role Model

The Gormogons Posted on November 15, 2010 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 7, 2014

And all this time the Czar has been saying that President Obama has completely failed to fulfill his promises on increasing the role of science in politics! Because we learn that Obama science advisor John Holdren will be appearing on … Continue reading →

Posted in Eugenics, Government Control, John Holdren, Mad science, Science, Television, The Obama Amateur Hour, This TV show really sucks, United Nations

Dubious Import

The Gormogons Posted on October 20, 2010 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 7, 2014

Top Gear is one of the funniest, smartest, most artistic shows put together. Stateside, you will need BBC America to see it, but it is worth going through its 1:20 running time each week. Yes, it is a show about … Continue reading →

Posted in This TV show really sucks

RIP: Tom Bosley

The Gormogons Posted on October 19, 2010 by GorTApril 7, 2014

Tom Bosley passed away today at the age of 83. Best known as Howard Cunningham, the beloved father on Happy Days, Bosley also starred in Murder, She Wrote and Father Dowling Mysteries.  He was a World War II veteran having … Continue reading →

Posted in Requiescat in pace, This TV show really sucks

Firefly: A Stephen J. Cannell Production!

The Gormogons Posted on August 11, 2010 by Confucius, Œc. Vol.April 7, 2014

Or Belisarius, what do you think? Thanks as ever to Flava Last. Confucius, Œc. Vol.Don’t ask impertinent questions like that jackass Adept Lu. www.gormogons.com

Continue reading →
Posted in Adam Baldwin, Firefly, Science Fiction, This TV show really sucks

57 Channels And There’s Something On

The Gormogons Posted on May 16, 2010 by GorTApril 7, 2014

Someone is doing something right at a number of the cable TV channels like USA, TNT, FX and TBS.  These networks, USA in particular, are airing solid shows.  By year end, the USA network will be airing seven original episodes.  … Continue reading →

Posted in This TV show really sucks

M.C. 900-Foot Levy

The Gormogons Posted on January 13, 2010 by Confucius, Œc. Vol.January 13, 2010

Confucius, Œc. Vol.Don’t ask impertinent questions like that jackass Adept Lu. www.gormogons.com

Continue reading →
Posted in Humor, Red Eye, This TV show really sucks

Well, I now kinda do.

The Gormogons Posted on December 23, 2009 by Confucius, Œc. Vol.December 23, 2009

Confucius, Œc. Vol.Don’t ask impertinent questions like that jackass Adept Lu. www.gormogons.com

Continue reading →
Posted in Club Gormogon, This TV show really sucks

Climate Change & the Media, 1895–

The Gormogons Posted on December 2, 2009 by Confucius, Œc. Vol.December 2, 2009

The beginning of this report from Ed Driscoll (you’ll see him over there on the Album Blogorum) is really good at documenting the periodic climate panics of the last century. (The edits are a little jarring, be warned)Though the Robert … Continue reading →

Posted in Climate Change, Global Cooling, Global Warming, This TV show really sucks

YEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!

The Gormogons Posted on September 15, 2009 by Confucius, Œc. Vol.September 15, 2009

Your Volgi will merely reproduce Vince the Film Drunk’s headline: BRUCE CAMPBELL PLAYS ‘BIG PART’ IN SPIDEY 4 Oh hell to the yeah. Wait, what are you still doing here? That was the end of the post. Oh, you thought … Continue reading →

Posted in Bruce Campbell, Humor, The Amazing Spider-Man, This movie really sucks, This TV show really sucks, YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

World War Two…in high definition?!

The Gormogons Posted on July 31, 2009 by Confucius, Œc. Vol.July 31, 2009

Because it’s not awesome and terrible (in the original senses) already? Dear God, though, if you can watch this without getting chills up your spine, your affairs had better be in order, because, you know, you’re dead. Via Warming Glow. … Continue reading →

Posted in Adolph Hitler, Hiroshima and Nagasaki, This TV show really sucks, U.S. Army, U.S. Navy, World War II

Alex P. Keaton…

The Gormogons Posted on July 27, 2009 by Confucius, Œc. Vol.July 27, 2009

…was the Republican son of ex-hippie, earnest-liberal parents. But that’s only the kind of stuff that happens in sitcoms, not to Commie celebrity royalty. Or does it? Get your mind around… Arlo Guthrie, Republican. ’Puter, come for the shock value, … Continue reading →

Posted in Alex P. Keaton, Arlo Guthrie, Communists, Republicans, This TV show really sucks, Unions, Woody Guthrie

Craig Ferguson: Gormogon?

The Gormogons Posted on July 22, 2009 by Confucius, Œc. Vol.July 22, 2009

Call us, Craig. Not just for this, but for being the first talk-show host in a long time to interview actual writers on his show. And doing an actual talk show where you, you know, talk to people. Via Warming … Continue reading →

Posted in Advertising, Craig Ferguson, Humor, Stupid People, This TV show really sucks

Aw, we’re flattered.

The Gormogons Posted on June 18, 2009 by Confucius, Œc. Vol.June 18, 2009

But we rock much harder. Confucius, Œc. Vol.Don’t ask impertinent questions like that jackass Adept Lu. www.gormogons.com

Continue reading →
Posted in Bones, Gormogonica, Humor, This TV show really sucks

Horatio Comments on the News

The Gormogons Posted on April 28, 2009 by Confucius, Œc. Vol.April 28, 2009

Via here. Confucius, Œc. Vol.Don’t ask impertinent questions like that jackass Adept Lu. www.gormogons.com

Continue reading →
Posted in Humor, Swine Flu, This TV show really sucks, YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

Someone got into Sid & Marty Krofft’s stash

The Gormogons Posted on April 17, 2009 by Confucius, Œc. Vol.April 17, 2009

A friend of a friend who worked for the Kroffts in the ’70s opined that half the coke in L.A. went through their office. Perhaps these folks were next door. It’s The New Zoo Revue, comin’ right at you… Hmm. … Continue reading →

Posted in Insanity, New Zoo Revue, Sexual Reproduction, This TV show really sucks

BLACKWATERSHIP DOWN!

The Gormogons Posted on March 25, 2009 by Confucius, Œc. Vol.March 25, 2009

HOLY FRICKIN’ CRAP. This is completely insane. Also, it may be leading off the Gormogon Film Festival. Who knows. This is either completely appalling or the most incredible thing ever. Alas, it’s Japanese, so we’ll never be able to decide … Continue reading →

Posted in Bunny snipers, Japan, This TV show really sucks

By Our Command..

The Gormogons Posted on March 25, 2009 by The Czar of MuscovyMarch 25, 2009

The Czar strongly recommends that a network pick up this new idea for a show. You know you’d watch it. The Czar of MuscovyБожію Поспѣшествующею Милостію Мы, Дима Грозный Императоръ и Самодержецъ Всероссiйскiй, цѣсарь Московскiй. The Czar was born in … Continue reading →

Posted in Battlestar Galactica, Gormogonica, Satire, This TV show really sucks

BSG Finale

The Gormogons Posted on March 24, 2009 by GorTMarch 24, 2009

Overall, I have to admit that I really enjoyed the finale of Battlestar Galactica. It was a show that took risks and provided a unique diversion on TV at a time when I think TV was doling out rather mediocre … Continue reading →

Posted in Battlestar Galactica, Science Fiction, This TV show really sucks

Quote the Bard

The Gormogons Posted on March 18, 2009 by GorTMarch 18, 2009

“What’s in a name? That which we call a rose By any other name would smell as sweet.”Romeo and Juliet, Act II, Scene 2, lines 1-2 News has been leaking out over the last few days about the upcoming name … Continue reading →

Posted in Science Fiction, This TV show really sucks

Conjunction Junction, What’s Your (Major Mal)function?

The Gormogons Posted on March 17, 2009 by GorTMarch 17, 2009

Hooking up words, and phrases, and propaganda about global warming. It is likely that anyone in our generation who watched any amount of Saturday morning cartoons is familiar with Schoolhouse Rock. For those who aren’t or maybe for the education … Continue reading →

Posted in Hollywood liberals, This TV show really sucks

Resistance is Futile, Hello Kitty will assimilate you!

The Gormogons Posted on March 13, 2009 by GorTMarch 13, 2009

GorT is a science fiction fan and grew up with a variety of science fiction shows.  These include some pretty bad ones like Automan, Battlestar Galactica (the bad one), V, and Space: 1999.  Of course, Star Trek was a big … Continue reading →

Posted in Battlestar Galactica, Science Fiction, Star Trek, This TV show really sucks

And ’Puter weeps…

The Gormogons Posted on March 4, 2009 by Confucius, Œc. Vol.March 4, 2009

…for the loss of his hero in this one. Confucius, Œc. Vol.Don’t ask impertinent questions like that jackass Adept Lu. www.gormogons.com

Continue reading →
Posted in This TV show really sucks

GorT is already setting his DVR…

The Gormogons Posted on March 4, 2009 by Confucius, Œc. Vol.March 4, 2009

…for this remake. Finally, a chance for him to break out the old red jumpsuit… Confucius, Œc. Vol.Don’t ask impertinent questions like that jackass Adept Lu. www.gormogons.com

Continue reading →
Posted in This TV show really sucks

Slight diversion

The Gormogons Posted on March 1, 2009 by GorTMarch 1, 2009

I’m generally dismissive of Hollywood for various reasons.  One is that they seem to kill or bury good, original shows.  Some may be construed as “cheesy” but there are a few good ones out there among the putrid reality shows. … Continue reading →

Posted in Battlestar Galactica, Burn Notice, Leverage, This TV show really sucks

Because I can’t stop watching it…

The Gormogons Posted on February 27, 2009 by Confucius, Œc. Vol.February 27, 2009

…you should suffer along with me. P.S. Welcome, Czar. Confucius, Œc. Vol.Don’t ask impertinent questions like that jackass Adept Lu. www.gormogons.com

Continue reading →
Posted in Humor, This TV show really sucks, YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

The Czar: Benedict’s Eggs, kicked.

The Gormogons Posted on January 21, 2009 by Confucius, Œc. Vol.January 21, 2009

Well, since GorT hasn’t had the opportunity to reply to Dirk Benedict’s loopy jeremiad against the new Battlestar Galactica, here’s a guest commentary by the Czar of Muscovy, a Gormogon auxiliary: If I may. Dirk, here are the facts. I … Continue reading →

Posted in Battlestar Galactica, Dirk Benedict, Muffy the Daggit, The A-Team, The Czar of Muscovy, This TV show really sucks

Reopening the banana stand?

The Gormogons Posted on November 21, 2008 by Confucius, Œc. Vol.November 21, 2008

Makes sense. There’s always money in the banana stand. That’s T-Bone in the middle. He’s a flamer. Confucius, Œc. Vol.Don’t ask impertinent questions like that jackass Adept Lu. www.gormogons.com

Continue reading →
Posted in Arrested Development, This movie really sucks, This TV show really sucks

It’s time to play the music | It’s time to light the lights

The Gormogons Posted on November 20, 2008 by Confucius, Œc. Vol.November 20, 2008

Ok, forget all this political nonsense. Here’s something really important. Forty of the greatest TV theme songs ever. Discuss among yourselves. Your Volgi probably would have had his top five as: Cheers, Five-O, Sanford, Peter Gunn, Mission: Impossible. With maybe … Continue reading →

Posted in This song really sucks, This TV show really sucks

The Great War…In Color!

The Gormogons Posted on November 13, 2008 by Confucius, Œc. Vol.November 13, 2008

No, not A Quinn Martin Production, a really interesting set of color photographs from the German side (and a couple from the French) of the war that destroyed the West’s self-confidence and set us on this long slide with a … Continue reading →

Posted in This TV show really sucks, World War I

A “trick” is something a whore does for money… or candy!

The Gormogons Posted on November 13, 2008 by Confucius, Œc. Vol.November 13, 2008

As is, oft times, a “movie.” But all right-thinking people should hope this one gets made. For those who don’t get the title. Confucius, Œc. Vol.Don’t ask impertinent questions like that jackass Adept Lu. www.gormogons.com

Continue reading →
Posted in Arrested Development, This movie really sucks, This TV show really sucks

ABC was ahead of the time

The Gormogons Posted on September 10, 2008 by GorTSeptember 10, 2008

As the Atlantis shuttle rolls towards the launchpad for the STS-125 mission, NASA is dealing with a growing concern about space debris. Over the years, discarded boosters, satellites, etc. have accumulated in various orbits around the earth. Generally, the shuttle … Continue reading →

Posted in NASA, Space, This TV show really sucks

Le Colbert ultramontain

The Gormogons Posted on July 29, 2008 by Confucius, Œc. Vol.July 29, 2008

For reason which must remain obscure, this is more GorT’s bailiwick than mine, but Stephen Colbert on the looming Anglican schism is pretty darn funny. Confucius, Œc. Vol.Don’t ask impertinent questions like that jackass Adept Lu. www.gormogons.com

Continue reading →
Posted in B16, Divorced-beheaded-died-divorced-beheaded-survived, Le Colbert, schismatics, This TV show really sucks

We’re bobbing along in our barrel…

The Gormogons Posted on July 28, 2008 by Confucius, Œc. Vol.July 28, 2008

Hey, for the six of us who were lucky enough to get into Wonderfalls in its all-too-brief life on Fox (and enjoyed its DVD afterlife, which has more episodes than ever aired on TV), this last item is neat. And … Continue reading →

Posted in Pushing Daisies, This TV show really sucks, Wonderfalls

Visitor’s Guide

About Us

A secret society dedicated to the restoration of the Kingdom of Poland-Lithuania, the imprisonment of Esperanto speakers, and furthering the eschatological doctrine of the Return from Occultation of the Thirteenth Imam, Val Kilmer. Seriously, what happened to that guy? He was awesome in Tombstone. ایمام سیزدهم

Scribble, scribble…

To contact your hosts and pledge your undying obedience, e-mail dr.j, gort, puter, theczar, themandarin or thenotoriousoev followed by the at sign, gormogons, then a ., and finally, com.

De Gormogonorum Mysteriis

Archives

  • July 2024
  • July 2023
  • February 2023
  • August 2022
  • June 2022
  • May 2022
  • March 2022
  • January 2022
  • December 2021
  • November 2021
  • October 2021
  • September 2021
  • August 2021
  • July 2021
  • June 2021
  • May 2021
  • April 2021
  • March 2021
  • January 2021
  • December 2020
  • October 2020
  • September 2020
  • August 2020
  • July 2020
  • June 2020
  • May 2020
  • April 2020
  • March 2020
  • February 2020
  • January 2020
  • December 2019
  • November 2019
  • October 2019
  • September 2019
  • August 2019
  • July 2019
  • June 2019
  • May 2019
  • April 2019
  • March 2019
  • February 2019
  • January 2019
  • December 2018
  • November 2018
  • October 2018
  • September 2018
  • August 2018
  • July 2018
  • June 2018
  • May 2018
  • April 2018
  • March 2018
  • February 2018
  • January 2018
  • December 2017
  • November 2017
  • October 2017
  • September 2017
  • August 2017
  • July 2017
  • June 2017
  • May 2017
  • April 2017
  • March 2017
  • February 2017
  • January 2017
  • December 2016
  • November 2016
  • October 2016
  • September 2016
  • August 2016
  • July 2016
  • June 2016
  • May 2016
  • April 2016
  • March 2016
  • February 2016
  • January 2016
  • December 2015
  • November 2015
  • October 2015
  • September 2015
  • August 2015
  • July 2015
  • June 2015
  • May 2015
  • April 2015
  • March 2015
  • February 2015
  • January 2015
  • December 2014
  • November 2014
  • October 2014
  • September 2014
  • August 2014
  • July 2014
  • June 2014
  • May 2014
  • April 2014
  • March 2014
  • February 2014
  • January 2014
  • December 2013
  • November 2013
  • October 2013
  • September 2013
  • August 2013
  • July 2013
  • June 2013
  • May 2013
  • April 2013
  • March 2013
  • February 2013
  • January 2013
  • December 2012
  • November 2012
  • October 2012
  • September 2012
  • August 2012
  • July 2012
  • June 2012
  • May 2012
  • April 2012
  • March 2012
  • February 2012
  • January 2012
  • December 2011
  • November 2011
  • October 2011
  • September 2011
  • August 2011
  • July 2011
  • June 2011
  • May 2011
  • April 2011
  • March 2011
  • February 2011
  • January 2011
  • December 2010
  • November 2010
  • October 2010
  • September 2010
  • August 2010
  • July 2010
  • June 2010
  • May 2010
  • April 2010
  • March 2010
  • February 2010
  • January 2010
  • December 2009
  • November 2009
  • October 2009
  • September 2009
  • August 2009
  • July 2009
  • June 2009
  • May 2009
  • April 2009
  • March 2009
  • February 2009
  • January 2009
  • December 2008
  • November 2008
  • October 2008
  • September 2008
  • August 2008
  • July 2008
  • January 2000
  • September 1999
  • July 1998
  • May 1998
  • September 1997
  • August 1997
  • July 1997
  • February 1997
  • September 1996
  • August 1996
  • September 1995
  • May 1995
  • July 1994
  • April 1994
  • March 1994
  • February 1994
  • October 1993
  • March 1992
  • May 1990
  • September 1988
  • December 1986
  • September 1981
  • September 1979
  • May 1977
  • July 1976
  • May 1972
  • December 1970
  • August 1970
©2025 - The Gormogons - Weaver Xtreme Theme
↑
Manage Cookie Consent
To provide the best experiences, we use technologies like cookies to store and/or access device information. Consenting to these technologies will allow us to process data such as browsing behavior or unique IDs on this site. Not consenting or withdrawing consent, may adversely affect certain features and functions.
Functional Always active
The technical storage or access is strictly necessary for the legitimate purpose of enabling the use of a specific service explicitly requested by the subscriber or user, or for the sole purpose of carrying out the transmission of a communication over an electronic communications network.
Preferences
The technical storage or access is necessary for the legitimate purpose of storing preferences that are not requested by the subscriber or user.
Statistics
The technical storage or access that is used exclusively for statistical purposes. The technical storage or access that is used exclusively for anonymous statistical purposes. Without a subpoena, voluntary compliance on the part of your Internet Service Provider, or additional records from a third party, information stored or retrieved for this purpose alone cannot usually be used to identify you.
Marketing
The technical storage or access is required to create user profiles to send advertising, or to track the user on a website or across several websites for similar marketing purposes.
Manage options Manage services Manage {vendor_count} vendors Read more about these purposes
View preferences
{title} {title} {title}