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Seismic Shift

The Gormogons Posted on March 6, 2014 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

Sometimes seismic shifts are so subtle they cannot be felt, and those often presage major earthquakes. Don’t get too excited here—but something intensely interesting happened yesterday in the world of media bias, and the Czar hopes you did not miss … Continue reading →

Posted in Democrats, Hollywood liberals, Journalism, Leftism, Liberals, Main Stream Media, Media, Media Bias, Progressives, United States Senate

Sequester Thoughts

The Gormogons Posted on December 14, 2013 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

We haven’t commented too much on the effective ending of sequestration, but as always, the public seems to misunderstand what really was happening. Too many conservatives are coming out and gnashing their teeth about this. Yes, the sequestration was powerful … Continue reading →

Posted in Boehner Amateur Hour, Democrats, John Boehner, Republicans, Sequestration, Tax Increase, Taxes, United States House of Representatives, United States Senate

Democrats Understandably Anxious

The Gormogons Posted on November 19, 2013 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

Island Dweller brings charm, not just wit: Y’Maj, Thinks have been rather grey and wet here on Shangri-La of late. After placing some rocks beneath an A/C drain outside the house yesterday and performing some forestry functions with the Czarina, … Continue reading →

Posted in 2014 Election, Barack Obama, Democrats, Harry Reid, Island Dweller, Nancy Pelosi, ObamaCare, United States House of Representatives, United States Senate

Call your Senator’s Local Office

The Gormogons Posted on September 26, 2013 by Dr. J.April 6, 2014

Senator Alexander, Lady Gaga wants you to vote NO on cloture on the Reid-addled CR Bill. Our friends on the airwaves, and in the blogosphere are encouraging you to call your Republican and ‘Red-State’ Democrat senators to encourage them not … Continue reading →

Posted in Grassroots Activism, Lady Gaga, ObamaCare, United States Senate

John Kerry: The Last Man to Die (Politically) For Obama’s Syria Mistake

The Gormogons Posted on September 4, 2013 by 'PuterApril 6, 2014

Hey, this anti-war veteran posturing againstbaseless American military interventionsin far-flung lands to shore up a failing president looks kind of familiar, doesn’t he,Secretary Kerry? ‘Puter’s not fond of open-ended American military interventions in foreign countries, unless the interventions result from … Continue reading →

Posted in Anti-war movement, Barack Obama, Kerry Amateur Hour, Stupid People, Syria, United States Senate, Vietnam, WAAAAAR

Article I, 101, for Morons in the Media

The Gormogons Posted on April 19, 2013 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

An interesting quote from millimeter-deep thinker Ezra Klein: The gun vote failed because of the way the Senate is designed. It failed because the Senate wildly overrepresents [sic] small, rural states and, on top of that, requires a 60-vote supermajority … Continue reading →

Posted in Constitutional Law, Government Run Healthcare, Gun control, ObamaCare, United States Senate

Senate Gun Control Beat Down: Cowardice In Action Or Cowardly Inaction?

The Gormogons Posted on April 18, 2013 by 'PuterApril 6, 2014

The US Senate treated foolish, ill-consideredgun control legislation much as Eliot Ness treated Frank Nitti: both are currently waitingin the car. And good riddance. To hear those on the Left tell it, the Senate’s failure to pass gun control legislation yesterday … Continue reading →

Posted in Barack Obama, Congress, Gun control, Liberal Fascism, Liberal Idiots, Main Stream Media, Second Amendment, Stupid People, Stupidity, United States Senate

Arms Trade Treaty: Good, Bad, or Ugly?

The Gormogons Posted on April 15, 2013 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

And lo, verily does Island Dweller throw down a little jotting: Most illustrious Sultan of the Steppes: Your faithful minion, though he be surrounded by water on all sides, still manages to maintain periodic contact with a former co-laborer for … Continue reading →

Posted in Conservatism, Democrats, Firearms, Gun control, Guns, Island Dweller, Liberals, Mailbag, Progressives, Republicans, Second Amendment, Tenth Amendment, United Nations, United States Senate

Lefler’s Law No. 68

The Gormogons Posted on March 26, 2013 by Dr. J.April 6, 2014

68. When you run for public office in a state you don’t reside in, run as a Democrat. The Daily Caller writes: During a keynote speech at the American Counseling Association’s 2013 conference in Cincinnati on Friday, Judd said that … Continue reading →

Posted in Ashley Judd, Kentucky, Mitch McConnell, Star Trek, Tennessee, United States Senate

Mailbag – War Between The States Edition

The Gormogons Posted on March 11, 2013 by Dr. J.April 6, 2014

Operative JB writes regarding the Idaho ban being explored in Congress: Dear Dr. J.,  Also shaped like various modern and futuristic guns: Florida, North Carolina, Maryland, Oklahoma, Massachusetts and Louisiana.  Also, West Virginia looks like a praying mantis, which scares … Continue reading →

Posted in Adam Baldwin, Bagpipes, Friend of Gormogons, Idaho, Mailbag, Minions, United States Senate

Look Who Was Asked To Dinner

The Gormogons Posted on March 8, 2013 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

Lost in the excitement of Rand Paul’s extremist violent overthrow of the Senate the other day was The Dinner, as it is now known. Okay, okay—the Czar is aware that a lot of Tea Party Twitt’rhetoric is ripping into this … Continue reading →

Posted in Barack Obama, John McCain, Paul Ryan, Rand Paul, Republicans, The Obama Amateur Hour, United States Senate

Czar’s Guide to Filibustering

The Gormogons Posted on March 7, 2013 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

Senator Rand Paul pulled an age-old stunt out of his bag of tricks and executed a genuine filibuster yesterday. Surprise, surprise, that a Senator droning on CSPAN-2 would score millions of viewers more than MSNBC had all day. The Czar … Continue reading →

Posted in Government Control, MSNBC, Rand Paul, United States Senate

Be careful what you wish for…

The Gormogons Posted on January 28, 2013 by Dr. J.April 6, 2014

Look, I was an ensign in Starfleet! That counts as military service, right? Dr. J. saw this post over on NRO’s Corner. In summary, Democratic Party PACs are looking to engage in a little Operation Chaos™ in the Kentucky Republican … Continue reading →

Posted in Ashley Judd, Democrats, Election, Kentucky, Mitch McConnell, Pitying fools, Rand Paul, United States Senate

How the Illinois GOP Wounded All America

The Gormogons Posted on January 24, 2013 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

When experts reconstruct disasters, they continually highlight how a series of minor events can compound into a gigantic collapse later on. A safety switch is left off a day before an unusual cold snap occurs; an inspector calls in sick, … Continue reading →

Posted in Barack Obama, Election, History, Illinois, Junior Senator From Illinois, United States Senate

The President is Losing It

The Gormogons Posted on January 18, 2013 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

History will vindicate my memory.—James Buchanan The worst president ever.—History The suggested gun rights legislation should be of enormous interest to political bird watchers like yourselves. Perhaps you don’t own or even care about firearms; even so, what’s happening now … Continue reading →

Posted in Barack Obama, Constitutional Law, Firearms, Gun control, Guns, Harry Reid, President, Shooting, The Obama Amateur Hour, United States Senate

Autopens: Legitimate or No?

The Gormogons Posted on January 5, 2013 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

The Burgher of Bong has been unusually silent of late, probably because Mandarin loaded him up with extra work. The Czar doesn’t pretend to understand what it is, but they have this new device that shoots blue rings of light … Continue reading →

Posted in Bills, Constitutional Law, President, Second Amendment, U.S. Constitution, United States House of Representatives, United States Senate

Marvin K. Mooney, Will You Please Go Now?

The Gormogons Posted on August 21, 2012 by Dr. J.April 6, 2014

Todd, Dr. J. will lend you his Imperial Shuttle, as it  is the crunkiest Gormomobile this side of Mandy’s  lime-green Fiero. Marvin K. Mooney was Dr. J.’s favorite Dr. Seuss book growing up. In this tale, Marvin K. Mooney is asked by … Continue reading →

Posted in Barack Obama, Missouri, Todd Akin, United States Senate

High Capacity Magazine Ban Legislation: Dems Continue To Display Their Ignorance

The Gormogons Posted on July 31, 2012 by 'PuterApril 6, 2014

‘Puter stole this picture from Czar’swedding album. Just out of the frameis GorT sporting the newest in plasmapowered portable rail guns. Liberal coastal elites’ willful and inexplicable ignorance on all things bang-stick-y is showing again. Democrats in the House and the … Continue reading →

Posted in Duck Hunting, Gubbamint, Gun control, Guns, Hunting, Liberal Idiots, New Jersey, Shotguns, United States Senate

Who Did What, Now?

The Gormogons Posted on November 22, 2011 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

Just a minor correction. There is a lot of happy scuttlebutt on the web regarding NASA’s funding that was approved. A lot of the space-related websites are happy that the House and Senate got together and approved a budget. Bad … Continue reading →

Posted in James Webb Space Telescope, NASA, Space, United States Senate

Republicans Kill Old People on the Altar of Mammon

The Gormogons Posted on July 12, 2011 by Dr. J.April 6, 2014

Dr. J warned the Republicans that President Obama wouldn’t play fair. Today alone, ‘Turbotax’ Tim Geithner advocated that an agreement occur now so that it can ‘get done’ by August 2nd. In his speech to Women in Finance Investment he … Continue reading →

Posted in Economic policy, National Debt, The Obama Amateur Hour, Timothy Geithner, United States Senate

Space Based Weapons?

The Gormogons Posted on January 5, 2011 by The MandarinApril 7, 2014

When we aren’t busy covering up our activities, we are quite busy exposing other people’s activities. Case in point: NASA accidentally captures photo of a TIE fighter crossing the sun. Here is the photograph they don’t want you to see! … Continue reading →

Posted in Hubble Space Telescope, Missile defense, Space, Space Shuttle, Star Trek, Star Wars, United States Senate

17th Amendment Update

The Gormogons Posted on November 12, 2010 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 7, 2014

Ramesh Ponnuru discusses the need to retain the 17th Amendment to the United States Constitution. If you were unaware, some conservative groups want to eliminate this amendment that allows the public to elect their US Senators directly, and return things … Continue reading →

Posted in Constitutional Law, Junior Senator From Illinois, U.S. Constitution, United States Senate

Great Math Skillz

The Gormogons Posted on November 6, 2010 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 7, 2014

Well, we must have somehow already reached the bottom of the barrel when it comes to political analysis of the recent election. The Czar is unimpressed with this non-shocker story from The Weekly Standard: “GOP Won Greater Percentage of Senate … Continue reading →

Posted in Election Results, Math class is hard, United States Senate

Race Card Officially Bankrupt

The Gormogons Posted on October 11, 2010 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 7, 2014

So the Democrats, fearful that Mark Kirk could win the US Senate seat being rightfully emptied by Roland Burris, are trying to inflate hot air into a non-story. As you know, Democrats are quite obviously doing whatever they can to … Continue reading →

Posted in ACORN, Al Franken, Alexi Giannoulias, Bullshit racism accusations, Chicago, Chicago Way, Illinois, Junior Senator From Illinois, Mark Kirk, Racism, Roland Burris, United States Senate

Obama Losing Chicago? Old News, Dude.

The Gormogons Posted on October 7, 2010 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 7, 2014

We all know that the mainstream media is still in bed with the President. Daily horrors spoken by Joe Biden are ignored as a matter of principle. Stories that make the President look exactly like Bush are obscured. The rise … Continue reading →

Posted in Barack Obama, Election, Illinois, Junior Senator From Illinois, United States Senate

Beating the Bushes For Candidates

The Gormogons Posted on September 14, 2010 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 7, 2014

Maybe you heard. The Republicans could potentially win the Senate. In fact, the Czar thinks the odds of this are much better than the media is reporting. No, it’s no done deal, but it’s moved past “theoretically plausible” into “strong … Continue reading →

Posted in Delaware, Election, Joe Biden, Republicans, United States Senate

Maryland Is Mentally Retarded

The Gormogons Posted on November 18, 2009 by 'PuterNovember 18, 2009

A young girl with Down Syndrome has her feelings hurt at school because kids use “retarded” as a synonym for “stupid.” What’s the solution? You guessed it: pass a law. Don’t talk to the offending kids. Don’t try to, you … Continue reading →

Posted in Maryland, United States Senate

Reconciliation and Healthcare

The Gormogons Posted on August 20, 2009 by The Czar of MuscovyAugust 20, 2009

As noted in several sources (such as the Wall Street Journal), Democrats definitely do not seem to care that the American public hates their ideas about healthcare. So they are strongly considering an end run around us. The idea is … Continue reading →

Posted in Government Run Healthcare, Robert Byrd, United States Senate

Lord of the Dance?

The Gormogons Posted on August 17, 2009 by The MandarinAugust 17, 2009

The All Barak Channel (ABC) today announced the “celebrities” that will take part in the ninth season of Dancing With the Stars . The name that immediately caught my attention and had me thinking that they were bringing in a … Continue reading →

Posted in Ballroom Dancing, United States Senate

Re: Thoughts on Thune

The Gormogons Posted on July 22, 2009 by Confucius, Œc. Vol.July 22, 2009

Far be it from me to correct the Czar and risk a trip to the Lubyanka, but the Thune Amendment (Text here. Search for SA 1618. Relevant law begins at 8(b)) did not create national concealed-carry (CCW) for permit holders. … Continue reading →

Posted in Concealed-Carry Laws, Gormogon Infighting, Guns, United States Senate

Same Planet, Different Worlds (Part 382)

The Gormogons Posted on July 17, 2009 by The Czar of MuscovyJuly 17, 2009

Hard to believe these are the same news stories. AP reports that the Congressional Budget Office Director concludes the Obamacare Bill will fail to slow the rise of health care costs. Fortunately, the story continues, bipartisan efforts and a revamping … Continue reading →

Posted in Barack Obama, Congress, Government Run Healthcare, Health care, Nancy Pelosi, ObamaCare, United States Senate

Okay, Don’t Listen

The Gormogons Posted on March 4, 2009 by The Czar of MuscovyMarch 4, 2009

An update to this post. A day after nonsense allegations that racism is the reason openly self-confessed corrupt Senator Roland Burris enjoys single digit approval ratings, Illinois Governor Pat Quinn has suddenly backed off his demand for a special election … Continue reading →

Posted in Bullshit racism accusations, Chicago Political Machine, Dick Durbin, Junior Senator From Illinois, Roland Burris, United States Senate

The Chicago Machine’s Card Reader

The Gormogons Posted on March 3, 2009 by The Czar of MuscovyMarch 3, 2009

With the triumphant downfall of Governor Rod Blagojevich, in which most of Springfield allegedly threw shoes at his toppled statue, most national attention has finally slipped away from Illinois. Major outlets have concluded that, at last, things are quiet in … Continue reading →

Posted in Bullshit racism accusations, Chicago Political Machine, Dick Durbin, Junior Senator From Illinois, Roland Burris, United States Senate

I Want My MTV

The Gormogons Posted on January 22, 2009 by 'PuterJanuary 22, 2009

Imagine ‘Puter’s horror when he awoke this morning in frost-bitten Upstate, only to discover that during the night Kennedy had withdrawn her name from consideration for Secretary of State Clinton’s vacant Senate seat! ‘Puter knows the press has been hard … Continue reading →

Posted in David Paterson, Hillary Clinton, New York, United States Senate

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