The Huckleberry’s Huckleberry LTC Dan writes: Dear Dr. J., I don’t remember this from the movie TOMBSTONE… Love ya, mean it! LTC Dan We love you too man! Thank you, again, for your service to our country. We thought about … Continue reading →
The Czar of MuscovyБожію Поспѣшествующею Милостію Мы, Дима Грозный Императоръ и Самодержецъ Всероссiйскiй, цѣсарь Московскiй. The Czar was born in the steppes of Russia in 1267, and was cheated out of total control of all Russia upon the death of … Continue reading →
FROM HIS UNVERIFIED TWITTER ACCOUNT PROCLAIMETH THE KILMER: America all the way! Caddies have moved elegantly into the 21st century; rocky road is over! It’s fat smooth sailing now! This is a glory! VERILY HE IS OUR HUCKLEBERRY! Confucius, Œc. … Continue reading →
Of course, the presiding grand marshal was who you’d expect. Confucius, Œc. Vol.Don’t ask impertinent questions like that jackass Adept Lu. www.gormogons.com
Continue reading →Oh, no, I see. Yeah, that’s not so good. Confucius, Œc. Vol.Don’t ask impertinent questions like that jackass Adept Lu. www.gormogons.com
Continue reading →Illinois and Wisconsin residents have an excuse. A gun mention from 2003 in this article. And, seriously, New Mexicans, drive out the Imam, and it’s Karbala all over again. Like Jacques de Molay, Val will be avenged. Via John Lott. … Continue reading →
Uncle Jay (who’s on the Blog Pimp Roll, check him out chez lui) writes in to note that he’s spotted the Thirteenth Imam (huckleberry be upon him) in the trailer for the new MacGruber movie. On a semi-positive, did you … Continue reading →
That means, “I’m your man,” or “I’m game.” Just FYI. Why would that come to mind? Hmm… …Paramount just bought the spec to The Further Adventures of Doc Holliday says Vicenzo at FilmDrunk. The Gormogons are FedExing a treadmill and … Continue reading →
Our thanks to GorT. He really is the coolest robot, provided he doesn’t rip your head off for one of his “upgrades,” Puny humans. “We apologize in advance if we kill one of your favorite tags (send an email and … Continue reading →
There’s nothing better than someone tying a note to a brick and hurling it through the front window of the Castle Gormogon. Unless of course it goes through an open bedroom window and wallops ‘Puter smack in the head. God, … Continue reading →
The key to discrediting a non-rationally held belief system is with equally a-rational emotions. Like ridicule. Laughter. Given that Globalwarmingism is effectively a cult impervious to evidence (no warming? Call it “climate change” and proceed without blinking), the Gormogons have … Continue reading →
Every ultra-secret society needs an easy-to-find website. And it is the one-year anniversary of this one! As a way of celebrating, here’s a simple user guide to most things Gormogon. Learn More About Us Although the Gormogons claim roughly five … Continue reading →
HOLLYWOOD—With the shock of Michael Jackson’s demise now under media control, the music world was pleased to announce that its new King of Pop will be Tom Waits. No date has been announced for the coronation, which is anticipated to … Continue reading →
Most of the Gomorgons are out enjoying a long holiday weekend, and the Czar came in this afternoon to discover he was in charge. Nice, because the place was left a total mess. That said, let us do a bit … Continue reading →
Kilmer: Off the Ranch? Is Val Kilmer looking to fill his campaign coffers? The actor, a potential candidate for New Mexico’s governorship, has put his Santa Fe ranch on the market for $33 million. The 6,000-acre ranch, a fishery and … Continue reading →
…and a movie under our belts starring our very own Val Kilmer and we might have cold fusion. Again, remember: innovation is key. Read more here. I’m sure the folks in San Diego don’t use cool pseudonyms like our Huckleberry … Continue reading →
The Commonwealth bows to the Thirteenth Imam. Confucius, Œc. Vol.Don’t ask impertinent questions like that jackass Adept Lu. www.gormogons.com
Continue reading →Oh no. We’re not kidding. Confucius, Œc. Vol.Don’t ask impertinent questions like that jackass Adept Lu. www.gormogons.com
Continue reading →The Czar has been driving around Muscovy painting icons. And, of course, this again. Oh yeah. Confucius, Œc. Vol.Don’t ask impertinent questions like that jackass Adept Lu. www.gormogons.com
Continue reading →Our Huckleberry, Val Kilmer, is the voice of K.I.T.T. on the reincarnation of Knight Rider. At least in the pilot. Check out this clip to see why ‘Puter is so enthralled with the show. Maybe it has something to do … Continue reading →
24 July 2008: The Gormogons go online “furthering the eschatological doctrine of the Return from Occultation of the Thirteenth Imam, Val Kilmer.” (See sidebar.) 16 September 2008: This story surfaces. Coincidence? Go on thinking that. Confucius, Œc. Vol.Don’t ask impertinent … Continue reading →
