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Government Regulation of the Internet?

The Gormogons Posted on September 6, 2017 by The Czar of MuscovySeptember 6, 2017

Operative B doesn’t have too many bad ideas, but this is a doozy. Don’t get Ghettoputer started on freedom of speech, and don’t get GorT going on the technical aspects of this. Actually, that’s probably why B wrote to the … Continue reading →

Posted in 1984, Computers, Free Market Economy, Free Speech, Freedom, Freedom of Speech, Government Control, Regulations, Technology, way too much technology

Autonomous Vehicles

The Gormogons Posted on July 16, 2014 by GorTJuly 16, 2014

GorT came across a brief post by Seth Godin regarding autonomous cars and tends to agree with his broad assessment.  His summary: Self-driving cars are going to be a huge transformational disruption, and they’re probably going to happen faster than … Continue reading →

Posted in Cars, Google, way too much technology

GorT Would Notice

The Gormogons Posted on April 30, 2014 by GorTApril 30, 2014

A few years ago, the new fad in home televisions was the “3D” TV.  Most manufacturers now treat that as routine and they probably cashed in on the early-adopter set but largely, mainstream viewers replied, “meh.” Well, the next stage … Continue reading →

Posted in Television, way too much technology

Virtual Reality

The Gormogons Posted on April 3, 2014 by GorTApril 6, 2014

No, GorT isn’t going to talk about the Democrats’ policies and view of the world.  Rather, he noticed that he’s been remiss in posting on some technical subjects recently so let’s play some catch up. On March 25th, Mark Zuckerberg … Continue reading →

Posted in Computers, Facebook, way too much technology

True Desktop Publishing?

The Gormogons Posted on March 3, 2014 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

Nothing is random, you know. Not even randomness: computers are pretty good at generating random numbers, but in fact, the computer uses rules to generate random numbers. Once you understand how that works, you can get pretty good at detecting … Continue reading →

Posted in Climate Change, Computers, Global Cooling, Global Warming, Information Technology, Phoney Science, Technology, way too much technology

Browser Issues?

The Gormogons Posted on February 7, 2014 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

The Castle IT Department received this odd nutter last night: Your Imperial Majesty, Prince of DuPage, Emir of Eau Claire, Czar of Muscovy, Begging Your Cruelty’s pardon, but I’ve only recently noticed that Firefox displays the site’s contributor list as … Continue reading →

Posted in ScottO, Technology, Teh Intarweb, This browser really sucks, way too much technology

Encouraging STEM

The Gormogons Posted on February 4, 2014 by GorTApril 6, 2014

GorT spoke at his son’s school’s Career Day last week.  After years of hiring (or trying) people in the computer science field and getting quite a broad set of experiences dealing with them, GorT had enough and decided that there … Continue reading →

Posted in Education, GorT, Math class is hard, way too much technology, Women

The Future Is So Bright, I’m Wearing Clear Bifocals

The Gormogons Posted on January 15, 2014 by GorTApril 6, 2014

GorT’s company is hiring.  We’re a small company and the founders are ruing the day when they have to make the decision to hire employee #50 with all the federal mandates that come with that. As part of this hiring, … Continue reading →

Posted in Education, GorT, Slackers, STEM, way too much technology

The Czar Explains Light Bulbs

The Gormogons Posted on December 19, 2013 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

After a few years of grousing about a portion—only a portion—of President Obama’s daily mistakes, we cannot overlook that President Bush had a doozy as well. You know what this is about: the incandescent lightbulb ban. The problem about the … Continue reading →

Posted in Energy, George W. Bush, It Must Be Bush's Fault, way too much technology

Big Hipster is watching you!

The Gormogons Posted on July 11, 2013 by Dr. J.April 6, 2014

Gentle Readers, Dr. J. was made hip to this a few weeks ago by one of his hip single urban dwelling (HSUD) classmates from Ivy U. Apparently Yelp*, a website and app used to find stores, restaurants, bars, and to … Continue reading →

Posted in Data, Hipsters, Internet, Math class is hard, New York, way too much technology, Yuppies

Hunter vs. Odierno

The Gormogons Posted on May 3, 2013 by GorTApril 6, 2014

The following video clip is making the rounds in a few circles, particularly the federal IT contracting world which overlaps heavily with the inside-the-beltway world.  GorT is very familiar with both. Let’s put aside the issue that the General and … Continue reading →

Posted in Defense spending, Federal Budget, U.S. Army, Waste and Fraud, way too much technology

Call Me a Doubter

The Gormogons Posted on April 30, 2013 by GorTApril 6, 2014

So there is a news story going around celebrating today as the 20th anniversary of the first public website:  http://info.cern.ch/hypertext/WWW/TheProject.html I’m sure the link is getting slammed (slashdotted for those in the know), but I wouldn’t waste my time.  It’s … Continue reading →

Posted in Gormogons, This website really sucks, way too much technology

Tech Tips

The Gormogons Posted on April 27, 2013 by GorTApril 6, 2014

I’m a frequent TED Talks watcher so I thought I’d pass along one that is near and dear to me.  I can’t tell you how many times I sit with someone and they don’t know some of these tips or … Continue reading →

Posted in 'Puter ain't always right, GorT, way too much technology

Your Own Private Black Box

The Gormogons Posted on December 30, 2012 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

Americans are supposed to be getting upset over considerations by the Federal government that all cars will be equipped with a black box sophisticated enough to determine your rate of travel, where you are, and trace your itinerary. Outrage! Of … Continue reading →

Posted in Cellphones, Government Control, way too much technology

Mailbag – Built-in Obsolescence

The Gormogons Posted on December 20, 2012 by Dr. J.April 6, 2014

Dr. J. was over at Jonathan Last’s blog the other day. It is totally worth adding to your bookmarks. He discusses politics, science fiction, comics, and the decline in Western civilization that correlates with the decline in fecundity. Dr. J. … Continue reading →

Posted in Dr. J., Jonathan Last, This TV show really sucks, way too much technology

No, Verizon Is Not Listening To You Talk

The Gormogons Posted on December 7, 2012 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

Borepatch put us onto this one, and it sounds like a bunch of hooey. According to something called (really) HotHardware.com, Verizon has developed a technology that, when put into a cable television receiver, can eavesdrop on your conversations while you … Continue reading →

Posted in Borepatch, Government Secrets, Journalism, Media, Stupidity, Technology, Television, way too much technology

Something to Ponder

The Gormogons Posted on December 5, 2012 by GorTApril 6, 2014

Back in 1977, Voyager 1 and 2 were launched – 16 days apart – on mission through the solar system.  Voyager 1 is now in a newly ascribed region nicknamed the “magnetic highway” where particles from inside and outside the … Continue reading →

Posted in Engineering, Satellite Technology, Space, way too much technology

Mars Landing

The Gormogons Posted on July 26, 2012 by GorTApril 6, 2014

On August 6th, the Mars Science Laboratory will attempt a landing on Mars. While we’ve landed spacecraft on the surface of Mars before, this landing is a bit different. The spacecraft team has crafted a great video explaining the whole … Continue reading →

Posted in Engineering, Get Your Ass to Mars, Mars, Space, way too much technology

Czar’s Guide to Computer and Identity Security

The Gormogons Posted on June 10, 2012 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

If it all possible, protect your data by putting a physical lock on it and a little bit of loose chain as pictured. That keeps just about everybody out, unless they simply lift up the lock and move it to … Continue reading →

Posted in 'Puter, Computers, Cybersecurity, Security, Technology, way too much technology

Unintended Consequences

The Gormogons Posted on May 31, 2012 by GorTApril 6, 2014

One of GorT’s beliefs is that liberals are generally short-sighted in their attempts to remedy perceived problems.  In other words, they look for immediate fixes without considering what the longer term consequences are…or what the unintended consequences could be. The … Continue reading →

Posted in Education, The Obama Amateur Hour, Waste and Fraud, way too much technology

Location, Location, Location

The Gormogons Posted on April 25, 2012 by GorTApril 6, 2014

Location is everything.  At least that is what many companies are banking on – from various IT companies providing location-based services (LBS) to retailers hoping to woo customers through location aware advertisements to social networking platforms (Twitter, Facebook, etc.).  Location … Continue reading →

Posted in GPS, Social Networking, way too much technology

#hashtagfever

The Gormogons Posted on March 27, 2012 by Dr. J.April 6, 2014

#ILikeObamacare #DinnerwithBarack #ObamaCaresAboutMe #gen44 These are twitter hashtags created by various and sundry tendrils of those who wish to re-elect President Obama. These hashtags, and many before them were contrived attempts to drive the conversation on twitter. Fortunately, the conservative … Continue reading →

Posted in 2012 Election, Internet, iPhone, Mashup, ObamaCare, The Obama Amateur Hour, Twitter, way too much technology

Carrier IQ

The Gormogons Posted on December 2, 2011 by GorTApril 6, 2014

If you pay attention to the consumer privacy world or the smartphone world, you might have heard the recent swirl about something called “Carrier IQ”.  I figured our readers might like a little info to be informed and understand what’s … Continue reading →

Posted in Cellphones, Privacy, way too much technology

Check your sources…it may save someone’s life…

The Gormogons Posted on November 16, 2011 by Dr. J.April 6, 2014

Dr. J.’s biggest complaint regarding the electronic medical record is that it can ‘cut and paste.’ This time saving feature has the potential to cause and propagate errors if you are the sole provider (e.g. private practice physician) using that … Continue reading →

Posted in Health care, Humor, way too much technology

Waiting too long at the Apple Store? There’s an App for that!

The Gormogons Posted on November 15, 2011 by Dr. J.April 6, 2014

Dr. J. went to the New Atlantis Apple Store on Saturday with the lil med student to get an additional USB cable (an ancient one was fraying at the iPhone/iPod plug in end) and a couple of car chargers for … Continue reading →

Posted in Apple, Gormogon Infighting, GorT, One Term President, The Gormogonickal Seal of Approval®, The Obama Amateur Hour, way too much technology

Paging George Orwell

The Gormogons Posted on July 28, 2011 by GorTApril 6, 2014

From Slashdot earlier this week: “Massachusetts wants to establish a database with the information gathered by license plate scanners installed in police cars. The scanners will scan license plates of every car the police vehicle passes and transmit that information (along … Continue reading →

Posted in Obama Administration, way too much technology

Things That Don’t Go Boom

The Gormogons Posted on July 19, 2011 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

This list barely scratches the surface: The Internet Spread spectrum wireless communications Digital photography GPS Forward-looking infrared Zodiac boats Night-vision cameras Telemedicine Velcro RADAR Heads-up displays Data encryption Nuclear reactors SONAR Flat panel displays Robotic prosthetics Indeed, this list is … Continue reading →

Posted in Americans, Hooray, Military, Technology, way too much technology

Brain <> Smart, Goto End

The Gormogons Posted on June 15, 2011 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

This is just plain nuts. DT writes in with something that actually non-plusses the Czar. Oh Captain My Captain, I note with amusement that a journalism major from Berkeley thinks that computer programming is hard. I’ve been a professional developer … Continue reading →

Posted in Computers, Math class is hard, way too much technology

Tech Up!

The Gormogons Posted on May 19, 2011 by GorTApril 7, 2014

I realize it’s been a while since I’ve chimed in on tech news, so I thought I’d drop a few nuggets here: Apple is going to be facing some serious challenges soon.  iTunes is the defacto standard for music collections.  … Continue reading →

Posted in way too much technology

Blu-Ray Ain’t Black-and-White-Ray

The Gormogons Posted on April 26, 2011 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 7, 2014

Over at Big Hollywood, there is a curious essay about the failure of Blu-Ray technology to make a profit when working with Hollywood’s classic films. Not really a surprise, though. When you watch an action-packed, many-things-at-once modern Hollywood film in … Continue reading →

Posted in Movies, Technology, This movie really sucks, way too much technology

ZOMG! We’re Going to Die!!

The Gormogons Posted on January 22, 2011 by GorTApril 7, 2014

If you haven’t heard, current projections have the address space for internet addresses (version 4 – IPv4) being exhausted in the next year (current “X-day” as they’re calling it is January 20th, 2011).  The IPv4 address format is 4 octets … Continue reading →

Posted in Technology, way too much technology

Re: Re: Bad Apple(s)

The Gormogons Posted on May 13, 2010 by 'PuterApril 7, 2014

In the interest of full disclosure, ‘Puter does not now and has not ever owned a cell phone. ‘Puter above statement is not a joke. He does not own a cell phone. Wrap your heads around that one, dear readers. … Continue reading →

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Best sniper target ever? The Segway!

The Gormogons Posted on April 9, 2010 by Confucius, Œc. Vol.April 7, 2014

You know you want to read this: Segways used for sniper target practice Confucius, Œc. Vol.Don’t ask impertinent questions like that jackass Adept Lu. www.gormogons.com

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Posted in Cool Weapons, Snipers, way too much technology

Big Brother is Watching

The Gormogons Posted on August 25, 2009 by Confucius, Œc. Vol.August 25, 2009

Extremely ineffectively. Confucius, Œc. Vol.Don’t ask impertinent questions like that jackass Adept Lu. www.gormogons.com

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Posted in Law Enforcement, London, Surveillance, Technology, United Kingdom, way too much technology

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The Gormogons Posted on July 2, 2009 by The Czar of MuscovyJuly 2, 2009

Here’s a photo of Chicago’s O’Hare International Airport this morning, which shows a small portion of the United Airlines fleet grounded until further notice. The cause? A computer system that handles operations is completely rampant, and systems are only now … Continue reading →

Posted in Airline safety, Aviation, Chicago, Technology, United Airlines, way too much technology

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The Gormogons Posted on June 23, 2009 by The Czar of MuscovyJune 23, 2009

The Mandarin says it’s like trying to nail jello to a tree. One assumes he may have done such a thing. The Czar has not, but agrees in theory: the more the Iranian government tries to suppress access to the … Continue reading →

Posted in Democracy, Iran, Technology, way too much technology

Really?!? We need this?

The Gormogons Posted on February 6, 2009 by GorTFebruary 6, 2009

Maybe I should check with Volgi before condemning this product to mockitude and see if its in the future for his clan. GorTGorT is an eight-foot-tall robot from the 51ˢᵗ Century who routinely time-travels to steal expensive technology from the … Continue reading →

Posted in Toilet training, way too much technology

A Little Trouble in the Lab

The Gormogons Posted on August 29, 1997 by GorTAugust 29, 1997

The “Skynet” project had a little trouble today. Luckily, GorT was able to use his time/space traveling subroutines and transferred the project into the 8th dimension for safe keeping. We’ve shelved the multi-rotor flying automaton concept for a bit later. … Continue reading →

Posted in 'Puter's Always Right, GorTechie's Time Travel Adventures, Terminator, way too much technology

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