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Today, or more specifically this morning, a crate arrived in our name at the Castle. Always fearing outlandish and ridiculous assassination attempts, the Czar had Dat Ho open it, just in case it exploded and killed someone. It neither exploded … Continue reading →http://www.gormogons.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/12/raging-300x257.jpg