{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"The Gormogons","provider_url":"https:\/\/gormogons.com","author_name":"The Czar of Muscovy","author_url":"https:\/\/gormogons.com\/index.php\/author\/czar\/","title":"Ways to Amuse Yourself At An Airport - The Gormogons","type":"rich","width":600,"height":338,"html":"<blockquote class=\"wp-embedded-content\" data-secret=\"L0OSw3ISks\"><a href=\"https:\/\/gormogons.com\/index.php\/1996\/08\/ways-to-amuse-yourself-at-airport\/\">Ways to Amuse Yourself At An Airport<\/a><\/blockquote><iframe sandbox=\"allow-scripts\" security=\"restricted\" src=\"https:\/\/gormogons.com\/index.php\/1996\/08\/ways-to-amuse-yourself-at-airport\/embed\/#?secret=L0OSw3ISks\" width=\"600\" height=\"338\" title=\"&#8220;Ways to Amuse Yourself At An Airport&#8221; &#8212; The Gormogons\" data-secret=\"L0OSw3ISks\" frameborder=\"0\" marginwidth=\"0\" marginheight=\"0\" scrolling=\"no\" class=\"wp-embedded-content\"><\/iframe><script type=\"text\/javascript\">\n\/* <![CDATA[ *\/\n\/*! This file is auto-generated *\/\n!function(d,l){\"use strict\";l.querySelector&&d.addEventListener&&\"undefined\"!=typeof URL&&(d.wp=d.wp||{},d.wp.receiveEmbedMessage||(d.wp.receiveEmbedMessage=function(e){var t=e.data;if((t||t.secret||t.message||t.value)&&!\/[^a-zA-Z0-9]\/.test(t.secret)){for(var s,r,n,a=l.querySelectorAll('iframe[data-secret=\"'+t.secret+'\"]'),o=l.querySelectorAll('blockquote[data-secret=\"'+t.secret+'\"]'),c=new RegExp(\"^https?:$\",\"i\"),i=0;i<o.length;i++)o[i].style.display=\"none\";for(i=0;i<a.length;i++)s=a[i],e.source===s.contentWindow&&(s.removeAttribute(\"style\"),\"height\"===t.message?(1e3<(r=parseInt(t.value,10))?r=1e3:~~r<200&&(r=200),s.height=r):\"link\"===t.message&&(r=new URL(s.getAttribute(\"src\")),n=new URL(t.value),c.test(n.protocol))&&n.host===r.host&&l.activeElement===s&&(d.top.location.href=t.value))}},d.addEventListener(\"message\",d.wp.receiveEmbedMessage,!1),l.addEventListener(\"DOMContentLoaded\",function(){for(var e,t,s=l.querySelectorAll(\"iframe.wp-embedded-content\"),r=0;r<s.length;r++)(t=(e=s[r]).getAttribute(\"data-secret\"))||(t=Math.random().toString(36).substring(2,12),e.src+=\"#?secret=\"+t,e.setAttribute(\"data-secret\",t)),e.contentWindow.postMessage({message:\"ready\",secret:t},\"*\")},!1)))}(window,document);\n\/* ]]> *\/\n<\/script>\n","description":"Here&#8217;s some fun things you can do at an airport which will not only amuse you, but will also have the added topspin of getting you very urgently arrested. Anyway, these are pretty inexpensive, which is good, because you&#8217;ll likely &hellip; Continue reading &rarr;"}