{"id":11,"date":"2014-04-04T13:03:00","date_gmt":"2014-04-04T13:03:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/68.169.38.31\/?p=11"},"modified":"2014-04-06T17:16:26","modified_gmt":"2014-04-06T17:16:26","slug":"the-catholic-church-is-anti-science","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/gormogons.com\/index.php\/2014\/04\/the-catholic-church-is-anti-science\/","title":{"rendered":"The &#8220;The Catholic Church Is Anti-Science&#8221; Crowd Can Officially Suck It [Edited]"},"content":{"rendered":"<table cellpadding=\"0\" cellspacing=\"0\" style=\"float: right; margin-left: 1em; text-align: right;\">\n<tbody>\n<tr>\n<td style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/68.169.38.31\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/04\/Lemaitre.jpg\" style=\"clear: right; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow\"><img decoding=\"async\" border=\"0\" src=\"http:\/\/68.169.38.31\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/04\/Lemaitre.jpg\" \/><\/a><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td style=\"text-align: center;\">Msgr. Lemaitre, &#8220;anti-science&#8221; priest, <br \/>works on his mathematical formulae <br \/>explaining the origins of this universe <br \/>as pointy-headed anti-Catholic bigots <br \/>look on, dumbfounded.<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/tbody>\n<\/table>\n<p>Some of &#8216;Puter&#8217;s left leaning friends have rediscovered the age-old anti-Catholic canard that the Roman Catholic Church is anti-science.&nbsp; To these folks, &#8220;anti-science&#8221; means &#8220;against whatever the leftist Democrats&#8217; dogma of the day is.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Anyway, back to science. While perusing the Twittersphere this morning, &#8216;Puter ran across <a href=\"http:\/\/thebostonpilot.com\/article.asp?ID=171007\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow\">this story<\/a>, which should finally put the lie to the whole &#8220;why do you Catholics hate science&#8221; and&nbsp;&#8220;why can&#8217;t you be more like us enlightened liberal Democrats&#8221; horseshit.<\/p>\n<p>Meet Msgr. Georges Lemaitre, Belgian priest and mathematician extraordinaire.&nbsp; Msgr. Lemaitre&#8217;s work in mathematics alongside some of the greatest scientific minds of his time helped form the basis for the Big Bang Theory.<\/p>\n<p>You&#8217;re now well-armed to take down your smug liberal friends next time they claim the Catholic Church is anti-science.&nbsp; Try to not to smirk too much when they sputter and gasp, attempting to parry your masterful takedown of their know-nothing bigotry.<\/p>\n<p>Anti-Catholic asshats can suck it, thanks to Msgr. Lemaitre and all the unrecognized, hard working Catholic scientists (both clergy and lay) across the centuries.<\/p>\n<p>[<b>UPDATE:<\/b> Confucius is reliably informed that Msgr. Lema\u00eetre was a diocesan priest, not a Jesuit as the post originally identified him\u2014though he studied at a Jesuit lyceum, the Coll\u00e8ge du Sacre C\u0153ur in Charleroi\u2014and has edited the post accordingly. \u2014\u0152V]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Msgr. Lemaitre, &#8220;anti-science&#8221; priest, works on his mathematical formulae explaining the origins of this universe as pointy-headed anti-Catholic bigots look on, dumbfounded. 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