{"id":12661,"date":"2016-06-09T12:27:28","date_gmt":"2016-06-09T16:27:28","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.gormogons.com\/?p=12661"},"modified":"2016-06-09T12:28:56","modified_gmt":"2016-06-09T16:28:56","slug":"trump-v-clinton-how-they-compare","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/gormogons.com\/index.php\/2016\/06\/trump-v-clinton-how-they-compare\/","title":{"rendered":"Trump v Clinton: How they Compare"},"content":{"rendered":"

It’s getting harder and harder to look forward to a 2016 election. You know, it’s been a very long time since both parties put up utter losers while the other party was so vulnerable. This should have been a cakewalk by either party, but because the average American is The Jersey Shore<\/em> right now, we are stuck with two total morons as options.<\/p>\n

So how do the candidates compare?<\/p>\n\n\n\n\n
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\nDonald Trump<\/strong>\n<\/td>\n\nHillary Rodham Clinton<\/strong>\n<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
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  • Possible felon<\/li>\n
  • Against free trade<\/li>\n
  • Changes mind based on what supporters want to hear<\/li>\n
  • Mega rich<\/li>\n
  • Unable to function without cadre of handlers and assistants<\/li>\n
  • Quasi-distaste for Bill Clinton<\/li>\n
  • Shrewd<\/li>\n
  • No clue how military works<\/li>\n
  • No foreign policy skills or accomplishments<\/li>\n
  • Foul-mouthed<\/li>\n
  • Tied to a scam organization that made millions off people; see Trump U.<\/li>\n
  • Very unlikely to finish term because he’ll get bored and suddenly elect to do something else. Vice-presidential choice will be key.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<\/td>\n
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