{"id":13577,"date":"2018-01-25T09:29:14","date_gmt":"2018-01-25T13:29:14","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.gormogons.com\/?p=13577"},"modified":"2018-01-25T09:29:39","modified_gmt":"2018-01-25T13:29:39","slug":"13577","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/gormogons.com\/index.php\/2018\/01\/13577\/","title":{"rendered":"Volgi, This Immigration Fight Really Sucks"},"content":{"rendered":"<div id=\"attachment_13578\" style=\"width: 310px\" class=\"wp-caption alignright\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.gormogons.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/01\/Illegals.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-13578\" class=\"size-medium wp-image-13578\" src=\"http:\/\/www.gormogons.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/01\/Illegals-300x150.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"150\" srcset=\"https:\/\/gormogons.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/01\/Illegals-300x150.jpg 300w, https:\/\/gormogons.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/01\/Illegals.jpg 318w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><p id=\"caption-attachment-13578\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Central American illegal immigrants practice so they can blend seamlessly with other Metro riders when they arrive in DC.<\/p><\/div>\n<p>Immigration.<\/p>\n<p>Say the word and normal, sane people lose their minds.<\/p>\n<p>On one side, we have people screaming \u201cTHEY TOOK R JERBZ!!!\u201d and \u201cBILD TEH WAL!!\u201d On the other side, we see people ranting without open borders, America\u2019s the moral equivalent of Hitler. Once again, America\u2019s allowed its politicians and media to divide us. Ordinary Americans (i.e., those not making money off sowing discord and strife) are a lot closer policy-wise than we think.<\/p>\n<p>The vast majority of Americans (if polls are to be believed) support a pathway to legal status of some sort for so-called Dreamers. The vast majority of Americans also support increased border enforcement, as well as better, stricter enforcement of our immigration laws generally.<\/p>\n<p>Trump, assuming today\u2019s policy position is his true position, understands this. He supports both notions, legalizing the Dreamers and tight borders coupled with strict enforcement of law. This seems to \u2018Puter to be the correct position. Or, at least, the position best suited to satisfy both sides of the immigration debate (while providing grist for extremists\u2019 grievance mills for the decade to come).<\/p>\n<p>To Trump\u2019s credit, he is not making the mistake Republicans made in the 1980s when they agreed to amnesty first, then increased enforcement later, which conveniently (for Democrats) never materialized. Trump is insisting on a package deal, which is the smart play.<\/p>\n<p>Media and Democrats can blame Trump all they want if Dreamers are deported, but if Trump and Republicans are on record with an offer for a pathway to legal status for Dreamers in return for the Trump Taj Ma-Wall and tighter enforcement, Republicans are in pretty good shape because that\u2019s where Americans seem to be.<\/p>\n<p>Democrats found out the hard way the importance of at least appearing reasonable when they shut the government down, thus breaking the first rule of government shutdowns: Don\u2019t shut the government down. Worse, no amount of spinning by Democrats and media could change the inescapable conclusion that Democrats were willing to punish American citizens to gain benefits for illegally present aliens, even sympathetic ones. This, to put it mildly, is not a winning look.<\/p>\n<p>So, as the immigration saga plays out, here are my predictions, for whatever they\u2019re worth.<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>Trump gets his beloved wall and increased enforcement.<\/li>\n<li>Dreamers get some sort of pathway to legal status, though I fervently hope not citizenship.<\/li>\n<li>These two items are part of larger immigration reform which will include at a minimum an end to the diversity visa lottery and sharp curtailment of family related visas (except for spouses and minor children, who will not then get to bring their relatives in).<\/li>\n<li>The entire mess will be rolled into a consolidated two-year budget which will pass before August, allowing both Republicans and Democrats to claim victory prior to November\u2019s mid-term elections.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>You may disagree. You may think this solution is wrong and bad and proof positive that Democrats\/Republicans are ruining our once great nation. My take? It\u2019s America returning to bare knuckled, hard fought compromise.<\/p>\n<p>And that, whatever the policy outcome, is a good thing for America.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Immigration. Say the word and normal, sane people lose their minds. On one side, we have people screaming \u201cTHEY TOOK R JERBZ!!!\u201d and \u201cBILD TEH WAL!!\u201d On the other side, we see people ranting without open borders, America\u2019s the moral <span class=\"excerpt-dots\">&hellip;<\/span> <a class=\"more-link\" href=\"https:\/\/gormogons.com\/index.php\/2018\/01\/13577\/\"><span class=\"more-msg\">Continue reading &rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":5,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"coauthors":[2952],"class_list":["post-13577","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"yoast_head":"<!-- This site is optimized with the Yoast SEO plugin v27.4 - https:\/\/yoast.com\/product\/yoast-seo-wordpress\/ -->\n<title>Volgi, This Immigration Fight Really Sucks - The Gormogons<\/title>\n<meta name=\"robots\" content=\"index, follow, max-snippet:-1, max-image-preview:large, max-video-preview:-1\" \/>\n<link rel=\"canonical\" href=\"https:\/\/gormogons.com\/index.php\/2018\/01\/13577\/\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:locale\" content=\"en_US\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:type\" content=\"article\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:title\" content=\"Volgi, This Immigration Fight Really Sucks - The Gormogons\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:description\" content=\"Immigration. 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