{"id":14324,"date":"2018-09-06T07:55:32","date_gmt":"2018-09-06T11:55:32","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.gormogons.com\/?p=14324"},"modified":"2018-09-06T07:55:32","modified_gmt":"2018-09-06T11:55:32","slug":"when-is-a-conspiracy-theory-not-a-conspiracy-theory","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/gormogons.com\/index.php\/2018\/09\/when-is-a-conspiracy-theory-not-a-conspiracy-theory\/","title":{"rendered":"When Is A Conspiracy Theory Not A Conspiracy Theory?"},"content":{"rendered":"
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‘Puter’s no morbidly obese, tin foil hat wearing, overpriced dietary supplement shilling, Pizzagate pushing conspiracy theorist. ‘Puter’s better than that. Just a little bit better, but still.<\/p><\/div>\n

When it’s provable.<\/p>\n

\u2018Puter is not a conspiracy theorist. \u2018Puter observes events, weighs them, and comes to a logical conclusion.<\/p>\n

\u2018Puter\u2019s like Sherlock Holmes, but dumber. And not as attractive. And doesn\u2019t have a thinly-veiled homosexual relationship with his male sidekick. And isn\u2019t British. But other than that, exactly the same.<\/p>\n

This week \u2018Puter observed the following events:<\/p>\n

    \n
  1. Judge Brett Kavanaugh\u2019s confirmation hearing began Tuesday.<\/li>\n
  2. The hearing went poorly \u2013 for Democrats.<\/li>\n
  3. Democratic Senators surreptitiously put \u201cguests\u201d in the gallery to noisily protest and create photogenic media-friendly tableaus media could plaster on the network newscasts and front pages.<\/li>\n
  4. Democratic Senators behaved worse than toddlers, repeatedly interrupting, spouting inanities, baselessly accusing Kavanaugh of holding positions he does not hold, and generally encouraging \u201cresistance.\u201d<\/li>\n
  5. More Americans were repulsed by Democratic protestors\u2019 (and Senators\u2019) antics than by Judge Kavanaugh\u2019s competent, calm presence.<\/li>\n
  6. Democrats slowly realized their plan to paint Kavanaugh as an insane, frothy-mouthed extremist failed.<\/li>\n
  7. Democrats slowly realized their plan to paint Kavanaugh as an insane, frothy-mouthed extremist backfired showing Democrats, not Kavanaugh, to be the madman.<\/li>\n
  8. During the hearing\u2019s day one, the Washington Post<\/em> and its Pulitzer-winning reporter Bob Woodward dumped an anonymously sourced expose of the Trump White House\u2019s alleged chaos.<\/li>\n
  9. During the hearing\u2019s day two, the New York Times posted an opinion piece from an anonymous \u201csenior administration official\u201d blasting Trump as an addled, dangerously incompetent old man.<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n

     <\/p>\n

    \u2018Puter\u2019s conclusions are as follows:<\/p>\n

      \n
    1. Judge Kavanaugh will be confirmed.<\/li>\n
    2. Democrats are in danger of repeating the mistakes of 1968, turning the party over to a hard Left fringe.<\/li>\n
    3. Democrats and media colluded to:\n
        \n
      1. Change the subject from Democrats\u2019 undemocratic \u201cresistance\u201d during the hearing;<\/li>\n
      2. Step on and cover up good news for the Trump administration; and<\/li>\n
      3. Use unverifiable, anonymous sources to smear Trump in a manner they never would have accepted for a Democratic president.<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n

         <\/p>\n

        It is now undeniable to anyone of good faith that Democrats and the media are working in concert to damage a president both viscerally loathe. It is now more probable than not that Democrats and media are actively colluding to bring down a duly-elected president in derogation of ethics, morals, law, and the Constitution. Logic and reason compel these conclusions.<\/p>\n

        \u2018Puter\u2019s said it before. America is at war with itself. The shooting just has not started yet.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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