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Judge Kavanaugh testifies to the Senate Judiciary Committee that he “had this many beers” before testifying last Friday, September 28, 2018.<\/p><\/div>\n

‘Puter was rummaging through the Castle’s extensive collection of 1980s era DC high school documents looking for bad, bushy porn when he stumbled upon what may be the most consequential document to date in the Kavanaugh confirmation process. At first, ‘Puter wasn’t certain what he’d found, but as he looked closely at the torn out sheet from the ancient spiral notebook, its importance became clear.<\/p>\n

On this ketchup and grease-stained page, ‘Puter found the following song lyrics hastily scrawled, ink smudged from what smelled like stale Milwaukee’s Best. ‘Puter’s pretty sure it was a pre-Beach Week rewrite of Kiss’s power ballad “Beth.”<\/p>\n

Beer I hear you calling,
\nBut I can\u2019t drink you right now!
\nMe and the Squee are lifting,
\nAnd he just benched two hundred pounds!<\/p>\n

Just a few more sets,
\nAnd I\u2019ll be right home to you!
\nI think I hear Squee calling!
\nOh, beer what can I do?
\nBeer what can I do?<\/p>\n

I\u2019m terrified of empties,
\nSo I hid a case at home!
\nI\u2019m always somewhere ralphing,
\nAnd you\u2019re always there with foam!<\/p>\n

Just a few more sets,
\nAnd I\u2019ll be right home to you!
\nI think I hear Squee calling!
\nOh, beer what can I do?
\nBeer what can I do?<\/p>\n

Beer, I know you’re lonely,
\nAnd I hope you’ll be alright!
\n‘Cause me and the Squee\u2019ll be boofing all night!<\/p>\n

At the end, in barely legible, obviously drunken scrawl, is the following signature: “Bart O’Kavanaugh, student at the second best Jesuit high school in DC.”<\/p>\n

No serious person viewing this compelling evidence can any longer doubt Judge Brett Kavanaugh is a raging alcoholic rapist who probably also murders puppies and worships Mary and the saints.<\/p>\n

Media inquiries, contact ‘Puter’s personal secretary Miss McGee. She can be reached her direct line in ‘Puter’s Rumpus Room, Castle Gormogon. Dial the Castle’s front desk and ask to be transferred. All uses must credit ‘Puter Gormogon.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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