{"id":156,"date":"2014-02-05T04:33:00","date_gmt":"2014-02-05T04:33:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/68.169.38.31\/?p=156"},"modified":"2014-04-06T17:18:06","modified_gmt":"2014-04-06T17:18:06","slug":"if-meeting-were-conference-call","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/gormogons.com\/index.php\/2014\/02\/if-meeting-were-conference-call\/","title":{"rendered":"If A Meeting Were A Conference Call"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>The Czar has <i>never<\/i> witnessed a more accurate video. This is so accurate it is positively painful.<\/p>\n<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" width=\"399\" height=\"224\" src=\"\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/DYu_bGbZiiQ\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p>Know who found this for us? <a href=\"http:\/\/borepatch.blogspot.com\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow\">Borepatch<\/a>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The Czar has never witnessed a more accurate video. This is so accurate it is positively painful. 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