{"id":213,"date":"2014-01-07T16:13:00","date_gmt":"2014-01-07T16:13:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/68.169.38.31\/?p=213"},"modified":"2014-04-06T17:19:16","modified_gmt":"2014-04-06T17:19:16","slug":"just-when-you-thought-it-was-safe-to-go","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/gormogons.com\/index.php\/2014\/01\/just-when-you-thought-it-was-safe-to-go\/","title":{"rendered":"Just when you thought it was safe to go outside…"},"content":{"rendered":"\n\n\n\n
<\/a><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
In a world<\/i> where there is no Don LaFontane<\/a> to do the voice-over…SIGH.<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/tbody>\n<\/table>\n

<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

In a world where there is no Don LaFontane to do the voice-over…SIGH.<\/p>\n Continue reading →<\/span><\/a>","protected":false},"author":7,"featured_media":7882,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[400,238,235,397,399,398,98],"tags":[],"coauthors":[2959,2988],"class_list":["post-213","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-al-gore","category-global-cooling","category-global-warming","category-polar-vortex","category-sequels","category-sharknado","category-this-movie-really-sucks"],"yoast_head":"\nJust when you thought it was safe to go outside... - The Gormogons<\/title>\n<meta name=\"robots\" content=\"index, follow, max-snippet:-1, max-image-preview:large, max-video-preview:-1\" \/>\n<link rel=\"canonical\" href=\"https:\/\/www.gormogons.com\/index.php\/2014\/01\/just-when-you-thought-it-was-safe-to-go\/\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:locale\" content=\"en_US\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:type\" content=\"article\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:title\" content=\"Just when you thought it was safe to go outside... - The Gormogons\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:description\" content=\"In a world where there is no Don LaFontane to do the voice-over…SIGH.\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:url\" content=\"https:\/\/www.gormogons.com\/index.php\/2014\/01\/just-when-you-thought-it-was-safe-to-go\/\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:site_name\" content=\"The Gormogons\" \/>\n<meta property=\"article:published_time\" content=\"2014-01-07T16:13:00+00:00\" \/>\n<meta property=\"article:modified_time\" content=\"2014-04-06T17:19:16+00:00\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:image\" content=\"https:\/\/www.gormogons.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/01\/photo-5B1-5D.jpg\" \/>\n\t<meta property=\"og:image:width\" content=\"600\" \/>\n\t<meta property=\"og:image:height\" content=\"450\" \/>\n\t<meta property=\"og:image:type\" content=\"image\/jpeg\" \/>\n<meta name=\"author\" content=\"Dr. J.\" \/>\n<meta name=\"twitter:card\" content=\"summary_large_image\" \/>\n<meta name=\"twitter:creator\" content=\"@Gormogons\" \/>\n<meta name=\"twitter:site\" content=\"@Gormogons\" \/>\n<meta name=\"twitter:label1\" content=\"Written by\" \/>\n\t<meta name=\"twitter:data1\" content=\"Dr. J.\" \/>\n<script type=\"application\/ld+json\" class=\"yoast-schema-graph\">{\"@context\":\"https:\\\/\\\/schema.org\",\"@graph\":[{\"@type\":\"Article\",\"@id\":\"https:\\\/\\\/www.gormogons.com\\\/index.php\\\/2014\\\/01\\\/just-when-you-thought-it-was-safe-to-go\\\/#article\",\"isPartOf\":{\"@id\":\"https:\\\/\\\/www.gormogons.com\\\/index.php\\\/2014\\\/01\\\/just-when-you-thought-it-was-safe-to-go\\\/\"},\"author\":{\"name\":\"Dr. J.\",\"@id\":\"https:\\\/\\\/gormogons.com\\\/#\\\/schema\\\/person\\\/fd359a7d857ced007af39a064170265f\"},\"headline\":\"Just when you thought it was safe to go outside…\",\"datePublished\":\"2014-01-07T16:13:00+00:00\",\"dateModified\":\"2014-04-06T17:19:16+00:00\",\"mainEntityOfPage\":{\"@id\":\"https:\\\/\\\/www.gormogons.com\\\/index.php\\\/2014\\\/01\\\/just-when-you-thought-it-was-safe-to-go\\\/\"},\"wordCount\":24,\"publisher\":{\"@id\":\"https:\\\/\\\/gormogons.com\\\/#organization\"},\"image\":{\"@id\":\"https:\\\/\\\/www.gormogons.com\\\/index.php\\\/2014\\\/01\\\/just-when-you-thought-it-was-safe-to-go\\\/#primaryimage\"},\"thumbnailUrl\":\"https:\\\/\\\/gormogons.com\\\/wp-content\\\/uploads\\\/2014\\\/01\\\/photo-5B1-5D.jpg\",\"articleSection\":[\"Al Gore\",\"Global Cooling\",\"Global Warming\",\"Polar Vortex\",\"Sequels\",\"Sharknado\",\"This movie really sucks\"],\"inLanguage\":\"en-US\"},{\"@type\":\"WebPage\",\"@id\":\"https:\\\/\\\/www.gormogons.com\\\/index.php\\\/2014\\\/01\\\/just-when-you-thought-it-was-safe-to-go\\\/\",\"url\":\"https:\\\/\\\/www.gormogons.com\\\/index.php\\\/2014\\\/01\\\/just-when-you-thought-it-was-safe-to-go\\\/\",\"name\":\"Just when you thought it was safe to go outside... - The Gormogons\",\"isPartOf\":{\"@id\":\"https:\\\/\\\/gormogons.com\\\/#website\"},\"primaryImageOfPage\":{\"@id\":\"https:\\\/\\\/www.gormogons.com\\\/index.php\\\/2014\\\/01\\\/just-when-you-thought-it-was-safe-to-go\\\/#primaryimage\"},\"image\":{\"@id\":\"https:\\\/\\\/www.gormogons.com\\\/index.php\\\/2014\\\/01\\\/just-when-you-thought-it-was-safe-to-go\\\/#primaryimage\"},\"thumbnailUrl\":\"https:\\\/\\\/gormogons.com\\\/wp-content\\\/uploads\\\/2014\\\/01\\\/photo-5B1-5D.jpg\",\"datePublished\":\"2014-01-07T16:13:00+00:00\",\"dateModified\":\"2014-04-06T17:19:16+00:00\",\"breadcrumb\":{\"@id\":\"https:\\\/\\\/www.gormogons.com\\\/index.php\\\/2014\\\/01\\\/just-when-you-thought-it-was-safe-to-go\\\/#breadcrumb\"},\"inLanguage\":\"en-US\",\"potentialAction\":[{\"@type\":\"ReadAction\",\"target\":[\"https:\\\/\\\/www.gormogons.com\\\/index.php\\\/2014\\\/01\\\/just-when-you-thought-it-was-safe-to-go\\\/\"]}]},{\"@type\":\"ImageObject\",\"inLanguage\":\"en-US\",\"@id\":\"https:\\\/\\\/www.gormogons.com\\\/index.php\\\/2014\\\/01\\\/just-when-you-thought-it-was-safe-to-go\\\/#primaryimage\",\"url\":\"https:\\\/\\\/gormogons.com\\\/wp-content\\\/uploads\\\/2014\\\/01\\\/photo-5B1-5D.jpg\",\"contentUrl\":\"https:\\\/\\\/gormogons.com\\\/wp-content\\\/uploads\\\/2014\\\/01\\\/photo-5B1-5D.jpg\",\"width\":600,\"height\":450},{\"@type\":\"BreadcrumbList\",\"@id\":\"https:\\\/\\\/www.gormogons.com\\\/index.php\\\/2014\\\/01\\\/just-when-you-thought-it-was-safe-to-go\\\/#breadcrumb\",\"itemListElement\":[{\"@type\":\"ListItem\",\"position\":1,\"name\":\"Home\",\"item\":\"https:\\\/\\\/gormogons.com\\\/\"},{\"@type\":\"ListItem\",\"position\":2,\"name\":\"Just when you thought it was safe to go outside…\"}]},{\"@type\":\"WebSite\",\"@id\":\"https:\\\/\\\/gormogons.com\\\/#website\",\"url\":\"https:\\\/\\\/gormogons.com\\\/\",\"name\":\"The Gormogons\",\"description\":\"\",\"publisher\":{\"@id\":\"https:\\\/\\\/gormogons.com\\\/#organization\"},\"potentialAction\":[{\"@type\":\"SearchAction\",\"target\":{\"@type\":\"EntryPoint\",\"urlTemplate\":\"https:\\\/\\\/gormogons.com\\\/?s={search_term_string}\"},\"query-input\":{\"@type\":\"PropertyValueSpecification\",\"valueRequired\":true,\"valueName\":\"search_term_string\"}}],\"inLanguage\":\"en-US\"},{\"@type\":\"Organization\",\"@id\":\"https:\\\/\\\/gormogons.com\\\/#organization\",\"name\":\"The Gormogons\",\"url\":\"https:\\\/\\\/gormogons.com\\\/\",\"logo\":{\"@type\":\"ImageObject\",\"inLanguage\":\"en-US\",\"@id\":\"https:\\\/\\\/gormogons.com\\\/#\\\/schema\\\/logo\\\/image\\\/\",\"url\":\"http:\\\/\\\/www.gormogons.com\\\/wp-content\\\/uploads\\\/2017\\\/06\\\/obverse.png\",\"contentUrl\":\"http:\\\/\\\/www.gormogons.com\\\/wp-content\\\/uploads\\\/2017\\\/06\\\/obverse.png\",\"width\":150,\"height\":154,\"caption\":\"The Gormogons\"},\"image\":{\"@id\":\"https:\\\/\\\/gormogons.com\\\/#\\\/schema\\\/logo\\\/image\\\/\"},\"sameAs\":[\"https:\\\/\\\/x.com\\\/Gormogons\"]},{\"@type\":\"Person\",\"@id\":\"https:\\\/\\\/gormogons.com\\\/#\\\/schema\\\/person\\\/fd359a7d857ced007af39a064170265f\",\"name\":\"Dr. J.\",\"image\":{\"@type\":\"ImageObject\",\"inLanguage\":\"en-US\",\"@id\":\"https:\\\/\\\/gormogons.com\\\/wp-content\\\/uploads\\\/2016\\\/09\\\/palpatine_a_k_a_darth_sidious_by_shureoner-d4tltcl-96x96.jpg1842e3b4a872fd585e074515fed0ff66\",\"url\":\"https:\\\/\\\/gormogons.com\\\/wp-content\\\/uploads\\\/2016\\\/09\\\/palpatine_a_k_a_darth_sidious_by_shureoner-d4tltcl-96x96.jpg\",\"contentUrl\":\"https:\\\/\\\/gormogons.com\\\/wp-content\\\/uploads\\\/2016\\\/09\\\/palpatine_a_k_a_darth_sidious_by_shureoner-d4tltcl-96x96.jpg\",\"caption\":\"Dr. J.\"},\"url\":\"https:\\\/\\\/gormogons.com\\\/index.php\\\/author\\\/doctorj\\\/\"}]}<\/script>\n<!-- \/ Yoast SEO plugin. -->","yoast_head_json":{"title":"Just when you thought it was safe to go outside... - The Gormogons","robots":{"index":"index","follow":"follow","max-snippet":"max-snippet:-1","max-image-preview":"max-image-preview:large","max-video-preview":"max-video-preview:-1"},"canonical":"https:\/\/www.gormogons.com\/index.php\/2014\/01\/just-when-you-thought-it-was-safe-to-go\/","og_locale":"en_US","og_type":"article","og_title":"Just when you thought it was safe to go outside... - The Gormogons","og_description":"In a world where there is no Don LaFontane to do the voice-over…SIGH.","og_url":"https:\/\/www.gormogons.com\/index.php\/2014\/01\/just-when-you-thought-it-was-safe-to-go\/","og_site_name":"The Gormogons","article_published_time":"2014-01-07T16:13:00+00:00","article_modified_time":"2014-04-06T17:19:16+00:00","og_image":[{"width":600,"height":450,"url":"https:\/\/www.gormogons.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/01\/photo-5B1-5D.jpg","type":"image\/jpeg"}],"author":"Dr. J.","twitter_card":"summary_large_image","twitter_creator":"@Gormogons","twitter_site":"@Gormogons","twitter_misc":{"Written by":"Dr. J."},"schema":{"@context":"https:\/\/schema.org","@graph":[{"@type":"Article","@id":"https:\/\/www.gormogons.com\/index.php\/2014\/01\/just-when-you-thought-it-was-safe-to-go\/#article","isPartOf":{"@id":"https:\/\/www.gormogons.com\/index.php\/2014\/01\/just-when-you-thought-it-was-safe-to-go\/"},"author":{"name":"Dr. J.","@id":"https:\/\/gormogons.com\/#\/schema\/person\/fd359a7d857ced007af39a064170265f"},"headline":"Just when you thought it was safe to go outside…","datePublished":"2014-01-07T16:13:00+00:00","dateModified":"2014-04-06T17:19:16+00:00","mainEntityOfPage":{"@id":"https:\/\/www.gormogons.com\/index.php\/2014\/01\/just-when-you-thought-it-was-safe-to-go\/"},"wordCount":24,"publisher":{"@id":"https:\/\/gormogons.com\/#organization"},"image":{"@id":"https:\/\/www.gormogons.com\/index.php\/2014\/01\/just-when-you-thought-it-was-safe-to-go\/#primaryimage"},"thumbnailUrl":"https:\/\/gormogons.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/01\/photo-5B1-5D.jpg","articleSection":["Al Gore","Global Cooling","Global Warming","Polar Vortex","Sequels","Sharknado","This movie really sucks"],"inLanguage":"en-US"},{"@type":"WebPage","@id":"https:\/\/www.gormogons.com\/index.php\/2014\/01\/just-when-you-thought-it-was-safe-to-go\/","url":"https:\/\/www.gormogons.com\/index.php\/2014\/01\/just-when-you-thought-it-was-safe-to-go\/","name":"Just when you thought it was safe to go outside... - The Gormogons","isPartOf":{"@id":"https:\/\/gormogons.com\/#website"},"primaryImageOfPage":{"@id":"https:\/\/www.gormogons.com\/index.php\/2014\/01\/just-when-you-thought-it-was-safe-to-go\/#primaryimage"},"image":{"@id":"https:\/\/www.gormogons.com\/index.php\/2014\/01\/just-when-you-thought-it-was-safe-to-go\/#primaryimage"},"thumbnailUrl":"https:\/\/gormogons.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/01\/photo-5B1-5D.jpg","datePublished":"2014-01-07T16:13:00+00:00","dateModified":"2014-04-06T17:19:16+00:00","breadcrumb":{"@id":"https:\/\/www.gormogons.com\/index.php\/2014\/01\/just-when-you-thought-it-was-safe-to-go\/#breadcrumb"},"inLanguage":"en-US","potentialAction":[{"@type":"ReadAction","target":["https:\/\/www.gormogons.com\/index.php\/2014\/01\/just-when-you-thought-it-was-safe-to-go\/"]}]},{"@type":"ImageObject","inLanguage":"en-US","@id":"https:\/\/www.gormogons.com\/index.php\/2014\/01\/just-when-you-thought-it-was-safe-to-go\/#primaryimage","url":"https:\/\/gormogons.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/01\/photo-5B1-5D.jpg","contentUrl":"https:\/\/gormogons.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/01\/photo-5B1-5D.jpg","width":600,"height":450},{"@type":"BreadcrumbList","@id":"https:\/\/www.gormogons.com\/index.php\/2014\/01\/just-when-you-thought-it-was-safe-to-go\/#breadcrumb","itemListElement":[{"@type":"ListItem","position":1,"name":"Home","item":"https:\/\/gormogons.com\/"},{"@type":"ListItem","position":2,"name":"Just when you thought it was safe to go outside…"}]},{"@type":"WebSite","@id":"https:\/\/gormogons.com\/#website","url":"https:\/\/gormogons.com\/","name":"The Gormogons","description":"","publisher":{"@id":"https:\/\/gormogons.com\/#organization"},"potentialAction":[{"@type":"SearchAction","target":{"@type":"EntryPoint","urlTemplate":"https:\/\/gormogons.com\/?s={search_term_string}"},"query-input":{"@type":"PropertyValueSpecification","valueRequired":true,"valueName":"search_term_string"}}],"inLanguage":"en-US"},{"@type":"Organization","@id":"https:\/\/gormogons.com\/#organization","name":"The Gormogons","url":"https:\/\/gormogons.com\/","logo":{"@type":"ImageObject","inLanguage":"en-US","@id":"https:\/\/gormogons.com\/#\/schema\/logo\/image\/","url":"http:\/\/www.gormogons.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/06\/obverse.png","contentUrl":"http:\/\/www.gormogons.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/06\/obverse.png","width":150,"height":154,"caption":"The Gormogons"},"image":{"@id":"https:\/\/gormogons.com\/#\/schema\/logo\/image\/"},"sameAs":["https:\/\/x.com\/Gormogons"]},{"@type":"Person","@id":"https:\/\/gormogons.com\/#\/schema\/person\/fd359a7d857ced007af39a064170265f","name":"Dr. J.","image":{"@type":"ImageObject","inLanguage":"en-US","@id":"https:\/\/gormogons.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/09\/palpatine_a_k_a_darth_sidious_by_shureoner-d4tltcl-96x96.jpg1842e3b4a872fd585e074515fed0ff66","url":"https:\/\/gormogons.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/09\/palpatine_a_k_a_darth_sidious_by_shureoner-d4tltcl-96x96.jpg","contentUrl":"https:\/\/gormogons.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/09\/palpatine_a_k_a_darth_sidious_by_shureoner-d4tltcl-96x96.jpg","caption":"Dr. J."},"url":"https:\/\/gormogons.com\/index.php\/author\/doctorj\/"}]}},"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/gormogons.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/213","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/gormogons.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/gormogons.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gormogons.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/7"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gormogons.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=213"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/gormogons.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/213\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gormogons.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/7882"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/gormogons.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=213"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gormogons.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=213"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gormogons.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=213"},{"taxonomy":"author","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gormogons.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/coauthors?post=213"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}