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Keep in mind that this discussion will only get more complicated.  Back in 2006, scientists were able to grow a bladder replacement<\/a> with limited ability (nerve control and other details were still being worked).  The bladder is a simple organ as far as the human body goes.  We’re only going to advance that technology.  “Futurists” are predicting that those of us under 55-60 years old will likely see lifepsans where “elderly” is 100 and “old” is 120.  That might be pushing it a bit but it is a field where the technological advances are starting to compound.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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