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<\/a>‘Puter has been Czar’s designated driver, since ‘Puter gave up drinking after midnight (GMT)and before 6:00 AM (EST) for Lent. Unfortunately, ‘Puter had to attend his niece’s Irish step-dancing recital this weekend in Guadalajara, and Czar took the Castle’s tram to the Leaping Peacock for some Drano and Drambuie cordials.<\/p>\n

Czar’s drunken revelry ended in this unfortuate incident<\/a>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

‘Puter has been Czar’s designated driver, since ‘Puter gave up drinking after midnight (GMT)and before 6:00 AM (EST) for Lent. 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