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<\/a>‘Puter will have more on this later. However, this post from Fred Lapides at GoodShit<\/a>* may be the last word on the topic. You must read it. Now.<\/p>\n

‘Puter bows before the master.<\/p>\n

*This link is SFW. The rest of the site, not so much.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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