{"id":3818,"date":"2010-09-10T21:11:00","date_gmt":"2010-09-10T21:11:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/68.169.38.31\/?p=3818"},"modified":"2014-04-07T00:58:35","modified_gmt":"2014-04-07T00:58:35","slug":"you-think-those-are-messed-up-no-my","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/gormogons.com\/index.php\/2010\/09\/you-think-those-are-messed-up-no-my\/","title":{"rendered":"You Think Those Are Messed Up? No, My Friend&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/articles.cnn.com\/2010-09-07\/tech\/weird.games_1_wii-video-game-industry-cooking-mama\/2?_s=PM:TECH\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow\">CNN found five video games a little too weird for their taste.<\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.gormogons.com\/2009\/12\/fire-up-old-atari-for-sum-carnage.html\">Well, then, fools, click here.<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>CNN found five video games a little too weird for their taste. 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