{"id":4373,"date":"2010-03-28T07:44:00","date_gmt":"2010-03-28T07:44:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/68.169.38.31\/?p=4373"},"modified":"2014-04-07T02:03:34","modified_gmt":"2014-04-07T02:03:34","slug":"where-to-start","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/gormogons.com\/index.php\/2010\/03\/where-to-start\/","title":{"rendered":"Where To Start"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>The Mandarin came into the Humidor Room of the Castle about two hours ago. He asked the Czar if we had seen &#145;Puter lately.  No, not since yesterday.<\/p>\n<p>The Mandarin nodded and said &#147;I just checked the proxy server log in the Computer Room. His IP address has been hitting this one YouTube video over and over and over.&#148;<\/p>\n<p>We just wanted you to see what &#145;Puter has been watching every ninety seconds in his room. 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