{"id":4456,"date":"2010-03-13T06:54:00","date_gmt":"2010-03-13T06:54:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/68.169.38.31\/?p=4456"},"modified":"2010-03-13T06:54:00","modified_gmt":"2010-03-13T06:54:00","slug":"welcome-to-our-world","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/gormogons.com\/index.php\/2010\/03\/welcome-to-our-world\/","title":{"rendered":"Welcome to Our World"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/1.bp.blogspot.com\/_Io0KR3xyCm4\/SYn1g4-Kw3I\/AAAAAAAACKg\/kxnWwqlAKF8\/s400\/luc_besson90.jpg\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow\"><img decoding=\"async\" style=\"float:right; margin:0 0 10px 10px;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 250px;\" src=\"http:\/\/1.bp.blogspot.com\/_Io0KR3xyCm4\/SYn1g4-Kw3I\/AAAAAAAACKg\/kxnWwqlAKF8\/s400\/luc_besson90.jpg\" border=\"0\" title=\"Luc and friend, probably in the Champagne Room at Mons Veneris down the street from the Leaping Peacock. Found in the 1973 Pocket Instamatic Ghettoputer carries everywhere. If you know where he can get flashcubes, please contact him directly. GorT is freaking sick of going back in time to get them for him.\" \/><\/a>So, yeah, we know Luc Besson. \u201cPleaze, Messieurs les Gormog\u00f4gnes, let me just take a few of ze pictures around ze Ch\u00e2teau Gormog\u00f4nne. Eet ees zhust for mon ome meuvies.\u201d More the fool us, we say \u201cok.\u201d Well, not all of us. He basically just kept buying the Czar and Ghettoputer absinthe down at the Leaping Peacock and got their signatures on the release. What\u2019s worse than dropping footage from our castle into your feature film? Getting the Czar and \u2019Puter loaded on absinthe. We\u2019re still paying off legal and medical bills, not to mention the lawsuits. <\/p>\n<p>Anyway, you kids are always clamoring for some more insight into what it\u2019s like around Castle G. So we got Luc to let us show this here. We\u2019re not telling what he shot around here, but feel free to guess. Somewhere in the background, you might catch Sleestak hosing off Dat Ho after he wandered into some ectoplasm your Volgi was monkeying with.<\/p>\n<p><object width=\"400\" height=\"324\"><param name=\"movie\" value=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/v\/jn9wpI4NjMg&#038;color1=0xb1b1b1&#038;color2=0xcfcfcf&#038;hl=en_US&#038;feature=player_embedded&#038;fs=1\"><\/param><param name=\"allowFullScreen\" value=\"true\"><\/param><param name=\"allowScriptAccess\" value=\"always\"><\/param><embed src=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/v\/jn9wpI4NjMg&#038;color1=0xb1b1b1&#038;color2=0xcfcfcf&#038;hl=en_US&#038;feature=player_embedded&#038;fs=1\" type=\"application\/x-shockwave-flash\" allowfullscreen=\"true\" allowScriptAccess=\"always\" width=\"400\" height=\"324\"><\/embed><\/object><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>So, yeah, we know Luc Besson. \u201cPleaze, Messieurs les Gormog\u00f4gnes, let me just take a few of ze pictures around ze Ch\u00e2teau Gormog\u00f4nne. 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