{"id":4488,"date":"2010-03-06T05:41:00","date_gmt":"2010-03-06T05:41:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/68.169.38.31\/?p=4488"},"modified":"2010-03-06T05:41:00","modified_gmt":"2010-03-06T05:41:00","slug":"czar-would-solve-problem-like-iranlike","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/gormogons.com\/index.php\/2010\/03\/czar-would-solve-problem-like-iranlike\/","title":{"rendered":"The Czar Would Solve A Problem Like Iran&#8230;Like This!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>The same way we always do.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/1.bp.blogspot.com\/_5iwg8_R6iPU\/S5HrZubfMxI\/AAAAAAAAAJg\/waUq0UdWgDo\/s1600-h\/iranplan.jpg\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow\"><img decoding=\"async\" style=\"display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 160px; height: 400px;\" src=\"http:\/\/1.bp.blogspot.com\/_5iwg8_R6iPU\/S5HrZubfMxI\/AAAAAAAAAJg\/waUq0UdWgDo\/s400\/iranplan.jpg\" border=\"0\" title=\"Sigh. It used to be so simple.\" id=\"BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5445392251660219154\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Not to <i>everybody<\/i> in Iran, of course.  Just one or two.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The same way we always do. Not to everybody in Iran, of course. Just one or two.<\/p>\n <a class=\"more-link\" href=\"https:\/\/gormogons.com\/index.php\/2010\/03\/czar-would-solve-problem-like-iranlike\/\"><span class=\"more-msg\">Continue reading &rarr;<\/span><\/a>","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"coauthors":[],"class_list":["post-4488","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"yoast_head":"<!-- This site is optimized with the Yoast SEO plugin v27.4 - https:\/\/yoast.com\/product\/yoast-seo-wordpress\/ -->\n<title>The Czar Would Solve A Problem Like Iran...Like This! - The Gormogons<\/title>\n<meta name=\"robots\" content=\"index, follow, max-snippet:-1, max-image-preview:large, max-video-preview:-1\" \/>\n<link rel=\"canonical\" href=\"https:\/\/gormogons.com\/index.php\/2010\/03\/czar-would-solve-problem-like-iranlike\/\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:locale\" content=\"en_US\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:type\" content=\"article\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:title\" content=\"The Czar Would Solve A Problem Like Iran...Like This! - The Gormogons\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:description\" content=\"The same way we always do. Not to everybody in Iran, of course. Just one or two.\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:url\" content=\"https:\/\/gormogons.com\/index.php\/2010\/03\/czar-would-solve-problem-like-iranlike\/\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:site_name\" content=\"The Gormogons\" \/>\n<meta property=\"article:published_time\" content=\"2010-03-06T05:41:00+00:00\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:image\" content=\"http:\/\/1.bp.blogspot.com\/_5iwg8_R6iPU\/S5HrZubfMxI\/AAAAAAAAAJg\/waUq0UdWgDo\/s400\/iranplan.jpg\" \/>\n<meta name=\"author\" content=\"The Czar of Muscovy\" \/>\n<meta name=\"twitter:card\" content=\"summary_large_image\" \/>\n<meta name=\"twitter:creator\" content=\"@Gormogons\" \/>\n<meta name=\"twitter:site\" content=\"@Gormogons\" \/>\n<meta name=\"twitter:label1\" content=\"Written by\" \/>\n\t<meta name=\"twitter:data1\" content=\"The Czar of Muscovy\" \/>\n<script type=\"application\/ld+json\" class=\"yoast-schema-graph\">{\"@context\":\"https:\\\/\\\/schema.org\",\"@graph\":[{\"@type\":\"Article\",\"@id\":\"https:\\\/\\\/gormogons.com\\\/index.php\\\/2010\\\/03\\\/czar-would-solve-problem-like-iranlike\\\/#article\",\"isPartOf\":{\"@id\":\"https:\\\/\\\/gormogons.com\\\/index.php\\\/2010\\\/03\\\/czar-would-solve-problem-like-iranlike\\\/\"},\"author\":{\"name\":\"The Czar of Muscovy\",\"@id\":\"https:\\\/\\\/gormogons.com\\\/#\\\/schema\\\/person\\\/09beda317495a1c61569e79d3683c800\"},\"headline\":\"The Czar Would Solve A Problem Like Iran&#8230;Like This!\",\"datePublished\":\"2010-03-06T05:41:00+00:00\",\"mainEntityOfPage\":{\"@id\":\"https:\\\/\\\/gormogons.com\\\/index.php\\\/2010\\\/03\\\/czar-would-solve-problem-like-iranlike\\\/\"},\"wordCount\":27,\"publisher\":{\"@id\":\"https:\\\/\\\/gormogons.com\\\/#organization\"},\"image\":{\"@id\":\"https:\\\/\\\/gormogons.com\\\/index.php\\\/2010\\\/03\\\/czar-would-solve-problem-like-iranlike\\\/#primaryimage\"},\"thumbnailUrl\":\"http:\\\/\\\/1.bp.blogspot.com\\\/_5iwg8_R6iPU\\\/S5HrZubfMxI\\\/AAAAAAAAAJg\\\/waUq0UdWgDo\\\/s400\\\/iranplan.jpg\",\"inLanguage\":\"en-US\"},{\"@type\":\"WebPage\",\"@id\":\"https:\\\/\\\/gormogons.com\\\/index.php\\\/2010\\\/03\\\/czar-would-solve-problem-like-iranlike\\\/\",\"url\":\"https:\\\/\\\/gormogons.com\\\/index.php\\\/2010\\\/03\\\/czar-would-solve-problem-like-iranlike\\\/\",\"name\":\"The Czar Would Solve A Problem Like Iran...Like This! - The Gormogons\",\"isPartOf\":{\"@id\":\"https:\\\/\\\/gormogons.com\\\/#website\"},\"primaryImageOfPage\":{\"@id\":\"https:\\\/\\\/gormogons.com\\\/index.php\\\/2010\\\/03\\\/czar-would-solve-problem-like-iranlike\\\/#primaryimage\"},\"image\":{\"@id\":\"https:\\\/\\\/gormogons.com\\\/index.php\\\/2010\\\/03\\\/czar-would-solve-problem-like-iranlike\\\/#primaryimage\"},\"thumbnailUrl\":\"http:\\\/\\\/1.bp.blogspot.com\\\/_5iwg8_R6iPU\\\/S5HrZubfMxI\\\/AAAAAAAAAJg\\\/waUq0UdWgDo\\\/s400\\\/iranplan.jpg\",\"datePublished\":\"2010-03-06T05:41:00+00:00\",\"breadcrumb\":{\"@id\":\"https:\\\/\\\/gormogons.com\\\/index.php\\\/2010\\\/03\\\/czar-would-solve-problem-like-iranlike\\\/#breadcrumb\"},\"inLanguage\":\"en-US\",\"potentialAction\":[{\"@type\":\"ReadAction\",\"target\":[\"https:\\\/\\\/gormogons.com\\\/index.php\\\/2010\\\/03\\\/czar-would-solve-problem-like-iranlike\\\/\"]}]},{\"@type\":\"ImageObject\",\"inLanguage\":\"en-US\",\"@id\":\"https:\\\/\\\/gormogons.com\\\/index.php\\\/2010\\\/03\\\/czar-would-solve-problem-like-iranlike\\\/#primaryimage\",\"url\":\"http:\\\/\\\/1.bp.blogspot.com\\\/_5iwg8_R6iPU\\\/S5HrZubfMxI\\\/AAAAAAAAAJg\\\/waUq0UdWgDo\\\/s400\\\/iranplan.jpg\",\"contentUrl\":\"http:\\\/\\\/1.bp.blogspot.com\\\/_5iwg8_R6iPU\\\/S5HrZubfMxI\\\/AAAAAAAAAJg\\\/waUq0UdWgDo\\\/s400\\\/iranplan.jpg\"},{\"@type\":\"BreadcrumbList\",\"@id\":\"https:\\\/\\\/gormogons.com\\\/index.php\\\/2010\\\/03\\\/czar-would-solve-problem-like-iranlike\\\/#breadcrumb\",\"itemListElement\":[{\"@type\":\"ListItem\",\"position\":1,\"name\":\"Home\",\"item\":\"https:\\\/\\\/gormogons.com\\\/\"},{\"@type\":\"ListItem\",\"position\":2,\"name\":\"The Czar Would Solve A Problem Like Iran&#8230;Like This!\"}]},{\"@type\":\"WebSite\",\"@id\":\"https:\\\/\\\/gormogons.com\\\/#website\",\"url\":\"https:\\\/\\\/gormogons.com\\\/\",\"name\":\"The Gormogons\",\"description\":\"\",\"publisher\":{\"@id\":\"https:\\\/\\\/gormogons.com\\\/#organization\"},\"potentialAction\":[{\"@type\":\"SearchAction\",\"target\":{\"@type\":\"EntryPoint\",\"urlTemplate\":\"https:\\\/\\\/gormogons.com\\\/?s={search_term_string}\"},\"query-input\":{\"@type\":\"PropertyValueSpecification\",\"valueRequired\":true,\"valueName\":\"search_term_string\"}}],\"inLanguage\":\"en-US\"},{\"@type\":\"Organization\",\"@id\":\"https:\\\/\\\/gormogons.com\\\/#organization\",\"name\":\"The Gormogons\",\"url\":\"https:\\\/\\\/gormogons.com\\\/\",\"logo\":{\"@type\":\"ImageObject\",\"inLanguage\":\"en-US\",\"@id\":\"https:\\\/\\\/gormogons.com\\\/#\\\/schema\\\/logo\\\/image\\\/\",\"url\":\"http:\\\/\\\/www.gormogons.com\\\/wp-content\\\/uploads\\\/2017\\\/06\\\/obverse.png\",\"contentUrl\":\"http:\\\/\\\/www.gormogons.com\\\/wp-content\\\/uploads\\\/2017\\\/06\\\/obverse.png\",\"width\":150,\"height\":154,\"caption\":\"The Gormogons\"},\"image\":{\"@id\":\"https:\\\/\\\/gormogons.com\\\/#\\\/schema\\\/logo\\\/image\\\/\"},\"sameAs\":[\"https:\\\/\\\/x.com\\\/Gormogons\"]},{\"@type\":\"Person\",\"@id\":\"https:\\\/\\\/gormogons.com\\\/#\\\/schema\\\/person\\\/09beda317495a1c61569e79d3683c800\",\"name\":\"The Czar of Muscovy\",\"image\":{\"@type\":\"ImageObject\",\"inLanguage\":\"en-US\",\"@id\":\"https:\\\/\\\/gormogons.com\\\/wp-content\\\/uploads\\\/2014\\\/04\\\/42543-96x96.jpg565dae3c2a8650a268ba8c35aceb93a9\",\"url\":\"https:\\\/\\\/gormogons.com\\\/wp-content\\\/uploads\\\/2014\\\/04\\\/42543-96x96.jpg\",\"contentUrl\":\"https:\\\/\\\/gormogons.com\\\/wp-content\\\/uploads\\\/2014\\\/04\\\/42543-96x96.jpg\",\"caption\":\"The Czar of Muscovy\"},\"description\":\"\u0411\u043e\u0436\u0456\u044e \u041f\u043e\u0441\u043f\u0463\u0448\u0435\u0441\u0442\u0432\u0443\u044e\u0449\u0435\u044e \u041c\u0438\u043b\u043e\u0441\u0442\u0456\u044e \u041c\u044b, \u0414\u0438\u043c\u0430 \u0413\u0440\u043e\u0437\u043d\u044b\u0439 \u0418\u043c\u043f\u0435\u0440\u0430\u0442\u043e\u0440\u044a \u0438 \u0421\u0430\u043c\u043e\u0434\u0435\u0440\u0436\u0435\u0446\u044a \u0412\u0441\u0435\u0440\u043e\u0441\u0441i\u0439\u0441\u043ai\u0439, \u0446\u0463\u0441\u0430\u0440\u044c \u041c\u043e\u0441\u043a\u043e\u0432\u0441\u043ai\u0439. The Czar was born in the steppes of Russia in 1267, and was cheated out of total control of all Russia upon the death of Boris Mikhailovich, who replaced Alexander Yaroslav Nevsky in 1263. However, in 1283, our Czar was passed over due to a clerical error and the rule of all Russia went to his second cousin Daniil (\u0414\u0430\u043d\u0438\u0438\u043b \u0410\u043b\u0435\u043a\u0441\u0430\u043d\u0434\u0440\u043e\u0432\u0438\u0447), whom Czar still resents. As a half-hearted apology, the Czar was awarded control over Muscovy, inconveniently located 5,000 miles away just outside Chicago. He now spends his time seething about this and writing about other stuff that bothers him.\",\"sameAs\":[\"http:\\\/\\\/162.243.7.4\"],\"url\":\"https:\\\/\\\/gormogons.com\\\/index.php\\\/author\\\/czar\\\/\"}]}<\/script>\n<!-- \/ Yoast SEO plugin. -->","yoast_head_json":{"title":"The Czar Would Solve A Problem Like Iran...Like This! - The Gormogons","robots":{"index":"index","follow":"follow","max-snippet":"max-snippet:-1","max-image-preview":"max-image-preview:large","max-video-preview":"max-video-preview:-1"},"canonical":"https:\/\/gormogons.com\/index.php\/2010\/03\/czar-would-solve-problem-like-iranlike\/","og_locale":"en_US","og_type":"article","og_title":"The Czar Would Solve A Problem Like Iran...Like This! - The Gormogons","og_description":"The same way we always do. Not to everybody in Iran, of course. Just one or two.","og_url":"https:\/\/gormogons.com\/index.php\/2010\/03\/czar-would-solve-problem-like-iranlike\/","og_site_name":"The Gormogons","article_published_time":"2010-03-06T05:41:00+00:00","og_image":[{"url":"http:\/\/1.bp.blogspot.com\/_5iwg8_R6iPU\/S5HrZubfMxI\/AAAAAAAAAJg\/waUq0UdWgDo\/s400\/iranplan.jpg","type":"","width":"","height":""}],"author":"The Czar of Muscovy","twitter_card":"summary_large_image","twitter_creator":"@Gormogons","twitter_site":"@Gormogons","twitter_misc":{"Written by":"The Czar of Muscovy"},"schema":{"@context":"https:\/\/schema.org","@graph":[{"@type":"Article","@id":"https:\/\/gormogons.com\/index.php\/2010\/03\/czar-would-solve-problem-like-iranlike\/#article","isPartOf":{"@id":"https:\/\/gormogons.com\/index.php\/2010\/03\/czar-would-solve-problem-like-iranlike\/"},"author":{"name":"The Czar of Muscovy","@id":"https:\/\/gormogons.com\/#\/schema\/person\/09beda317495a1c61569e79d3683c800"},"headline":"The Czar Would Solve A Problem Like Iran&#8230;Like This!","datePublished":"2010-03-06T05:41:00+00:00","mainEntityOfPage":{"@id":"https:\/\/gormogons.com\/index.php\/2010\/03\/czar-would-solve-problem-like-iranlike\/"},"wordCount":27,"publisher":{"@id":"https:\/\/gormogons.com\/#organization"},"image":{"@id":"https:\/\/gormogons.com\/index.php\/2010\/03\/czar-would-solve-problem-like-iranlike\/#primaryimage"},"thumbnailUrl":"http:\/\/1.bp.blogspot.com\/_5iwg8_R6iPU\/S5HrZubfMxI\/AAAAAAAAAJg\/waUq0UdWgDo\/s400\/iranplan.jpg","inLanguage":"en-US"},{"@type":"WebPage","@id":"https:\/\/gormogons.com\/index.php\/2010\/03\/czar-would-solve-problem-like-iranlike\/","url":"https:\/\/gormogons.com\/index.php\/2010\/03\/czar-would-solve-problem-like-iranlike\/","name":"The Czar Would Solve A Problem Like Iran...Like This! - The Gormogons","isPartOf":{"@id":"https:\/\/gormogons.com\/#website"},"primaryImageOfPage":{"@id":"https:\/\/gormogons.com\/index.php\/2010\/03\/czar-would-solve-problem-like-iranlike\/#primaryimage"},"image":{"@id":"https:\/\/gormogons.com\/index.php\/2010\/03\/czar-would-solve-problem-like-iranlike\/#primaryimage"},"thumbnailUrl":"http:\/\/1.bp.blogspot.com\/_5iwg8_R6iPU\/S5HrZubfMxI\/AAAAAAAAAJg\/waUq0UdWgDo\/s400\/iranplan.jpg","datePublished":"2010-03-06T05:41:00+00:00","breadcrumb":{"@id":"https:\/\/gormogons.com\/index.php\/2010\/03\/czar-would-solve-problem-like-iranlike\/#breadcrumb"},"inLanguage":"en-US","potentialAction":[{"@type":"ReadAction","target":["https:\/\/gormogons.com\/index.php\/2010\/03\/czar-would-solve-problem-like-iranlike\/"]}]},{"@type":"ImageObject","inLanguage":"en-US","@id":"https:\/\/gormogons.com\/index.php\/2010\/03\/czar-would-solve-problem-like-iranlike\/#primaryimage","url":"http:\/\/1.bp.blogspot.com\/_5iwg8_R6iPU\/S5HrZubfMxI\/AAAAAAAAAJg\/waUq0UdWgDo\/s400\/iranplan.jpg","contentUrl":"http:\/\/1.bp.blogspot.com\/_5iwg8_R6iPU\/S5HrZubfMxI\/AAAAAAAAAJg\/waUq0UdWgDo\/s400\/iranplan.jpg"},{"@type":"BreadcrumbList","@id":"https:\/\/gormogons.com\/index.php\/2010\/03\/czar-would-solve-problem-like-iranlike\/#breadcrumb","itemListElement":[{"@type":"ListItem","position":1,"name":"Home","item":"https:\/\/gormogons.com\/"},{"@type":"ListItem","position":2,"name":"The Czar Would Solve A Problem Like Iran&#8230;Like This!"}]},{"@type":"WebSite","@id":"https:\/\/gormogons.com\/#website","url":"https:\/\/gormogons.com\/","name":"The Gormogons","description":"","publisher":{"@id":"https:\/\/gormogons.com\/#organization"},"potentialAction":[{"@type":"SearchAction","target":{"@type":"EntryPoint","urlTemplate":"https:\/\/gormogons.com\/?s={search_term_string}"},"query-input":{"@type":"PropertyValueSpecification","valueRequired":true,"valueName":"search_term_string"}}],"inLanguage":"en-US"},{"@type":"Organization","@id":"https:\/\/gormogons.com\/#organization","name":"The Gormogons","url":"https:\/\/gormogons.com\/","logo":{"@type":"ImageObject","inLanguage":"en-US","@id":"https:\/\/gormogons.com\/#\/schema\/logo\/image\/","url":"http:\/\/www.gormogons.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/06\/obverse.png","contentUrl":"http:\/\/www.gormogons.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/06\/obverse.png","width":150,"height":154,"caption":"The Gormogons"},"image":{"@id":"https:\/\/gormogons.com\/#\/schema\/logo\/image\/"},"sameAs":["https:\/\/x.com\/Gormogons"]},{"@type":"Person","@id":"https:\/\/gormogons.com\/#\/schema\/person\/09beda317495a1c61569e79d3683c800","name":"The Czar of Muscovy","image":{"@type":"ImageObject","inLanguage":"en-US","@id":"https:\/\/gormogons.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/04\/42543-96x96.jpg565dae3c2a8650a268ba8c35aceb93a9","url":"https:\/\/gormogons.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/04\/42543-96x96.jpg","contentUrl":"https:\/\/gormogons.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/04\/42543-96x96.jpg","caption":"The Czar of Muscovy"},"description":"\u0411\u043e\u0436\u0456\u044e \u041f\u043e\u0441\u043f\u0463\u0448\u0435\u0441\u0442\u0432\u0443\u044e\u0449\u0435\u044e \u041c\u0438\u043b\u043e\u0441\u0442\u0456\u044e \u041c\u044b, \u0414\u0438\u043c\u0430 \u0413\u0440\u043e\u0437\u043d\u044b\u0439 \u0418\u043c\u043f\u0435\u0440\u0430\u0442\u043e\u0440\u044a \u0438 \u0421\u0430\u043c\u043e\u0434\u0435\u0440\u0436\u0435\u0446\u044a \u0412\u0441\u0435\u0440\u043e\u0441\u0441i\u0439\u0441\u043ai\u0439, \u0446\u0463\u0441\u0430\u0440\u044c \u041c\u043e\u0441\u043a\u043e\u0432\u0441\u043ai\u0439. The Czar was born in the steppes of Russia in 1267, and was cheated out of total control of all Russia upon the death of Boris Mikhailovich, who replaced Alexander Yaroslav Nevsky in 1263. However, in 1283, our Czar was passed over due to a clerical error and the rule of all Russia went to his second cousin Daniil (\u0414\u0430\u043d\u0438\u0438\u043b \u0410\u043b\u0435\u043a\u0441\u0430\u043d\u0434\u0440\u043e\u0432\u0438\u0447), whom Czar still resents. As a half-hearted apology, the Czar was awarded control over Muscovy, inconveniently located 5,000 miles away just outside Chicago. He now spends his time seething about this and writing about other stuff that bothers him.","sameAs":["http:\/\/162.243.7.4"],"url":"https:\/\/gormogons.com\/index.php\/author\/czar\/"}]}},"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/gormogons.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4488","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/gormogons.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/gormogons.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gormogons.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gormogons.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=4488"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/gormogons.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4488\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/gormogons.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=4488"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gormogons.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=4488"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gormogons.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=4488"},{"taxonomy":"author","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gormogons.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/coauthors?post=4488"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}