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<\/a>The Czar, on behalf of the billions of Gormogon members worldwide—and in particular Confucius (your \u0152cumenical Volgi), Ghettoputer, the Mandarin, and GorTechie—shall wish for you a very happy new year…even if for you, personally, 2009 was an awesome year, we wish that 2010 will be even better. And if you, like millions of others, found 2009 to be a terrible year, we hope that 2010 is the year that turns the corner for you.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

The Czar, on behalf of the billions of Gormogon members worldwide—and in particular Confucius (your \u0152cumenical Volgi), Ghettoputer, the Mandarin, and GorTechie—shall wish for you a very happy new year…even if for you, personally, 2009 was an awesome year, we …<\/span> Continue reading →<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"coauthors":[],"class_list":["post-4866","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"yoast_head":"\nHappy New Year - The Gormogons<\/title>\n<meta name=\"robots\" content=\"index, follow, max-snippet:-1, max-image-preview:large, max-video-preview:-1\" \/>\n<link rel=\"canonical\" href=\"https:\/\/gormogons.com\/index.php\/2010\/01\/happy-new-year\/\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:locale\" content=\"en_US\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:type\" content=\"article\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:title\" content=\"Happy New Year - 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