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…the Gormogons gave to me:<\/p>\n

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Five Gor-Mo-Gons!<\/span><\/b>
four bags of mail<\/i>
three Guest Spots<\/i>
two Boxing Days<\/i>
and a Hello Kitty in an orange tree<\/i><\/p>\n<\/div>\n

Ok, like you expected something else for this day?  Yep.  All five of us are enjoying the holiday season and we will continue to regale you with entertaining, illuminating and random bits of information as 2010 unfolds.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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