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Bob Dylan (a\/k\/a Robert Zimmerman) is one of ‘Puter’s
favorite artists. Also, Mr. Dylan, a Minnesotan Jew by birth,
would write much better liturgical music than either OCP
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‘Puter digs him some music, music of just about any genre, expect for that danged hippie post-Vatican II folk group “music.” That hippie crap masquerading as “worship music” bites monkey schlong.  If you don’t believe ‘Puter, just see GorT’s post below<\/a>, and Czar’s post where he discusses crappy Church “music” in dicta<\/a>.<\/p>\n

Anyway, back to ‘Puter and his cognitively-dissonant, whiplash inducing taste in music. Currently, ‘Puter’s got the following songs playing heavily in his rotation, in no particular order.<\/p>\n

\u00b7         <\/span><\/span><\/span>Quinn the Eskimo<\/i>, Bob Dylan<\/o:p><\/div>\n

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\u00b7         <\/span><\/span><\/span>Take the \u2018A\u2019 Train<\/i>, Ella Fitzgerald<\/o:p><\/div>\n

<\/p>\n

\u00b7         <\/span><\/span><\/span>Carmina Burana<\/i>, O Fortuna<\/i>, Orff<\/o:p><\/div>\n

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\u00b7         <\/span><\/span><\/span>Tempted<\/i>, Squeeze<\/o:p><\/div>\n

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\u00b7         <\/span><\/span><\/span>Midnight Rider<\/i>, Allman Brothers<\/o:p><\/div>\n

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\u00b7         <\/span><\/span><\/span>Suspicious Minds<\/i>, Elvis Presley<\/o:p><\/div>\n

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\u00b7         <\/span><\/span><\/span>Rex Tremendae<\/i>, Requiem<\/i>, Mozart<\/o:p><\/div>\n

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\u00b7         <\/span><\/span><\/span>Shelter From the Storm<\/i>, Bob Dylan<\/o:p><\/div>\n

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\u00b7         <\/span><\/span><\/span>Medley (Drink to Me Only)<\/i>, Dean Martin (Live at The Sands)<\/o:p><\/div>\n

<\/p>\n

\u00b7         <\/span><\/span><\/span>If 6 Was 9<\/i>, Jimi Hendrix<\/o:p><\/div>\n

<\/p>\n

\u00b7         <\/span><\/span><\/span>Christmas in Hollis<\/i>, Run DMC<\/o:p><\/div>\n

<\/p>\n

\u00b7         <\/span><\/span><\/span>Flower of Scotland<\/i>, The Corries<\/o:p><\/div>\n

<\/p>\n

\u00b7         <\/span><\/span><\/span>Happy Loving Couples<\/i>, Joe Jackson<\/o:p><\/div>\n

<\/p>\n

\u00b7         <\/span><\/span><\/span>Having a Blast<\/i>, Green Day<\/o:p><\/div>\n

<\/p>\n

\u00b7         <\/span><\/span><\/span>Can\u2019t Stand Losing You<\/i>, The Police<\/o:p><\/div>\n

<\/p>\n

\u00b7         <\/span><\/span><\/span>Oliver\u2019s Army<\/i>, Elvis Costello<\/o:p><\/div>\n

<\/p>\n

\u00b7         <\/span><\/span><\/span>Space Oddity<\/i>, David Bowie<\/o:p><\/div>\n

‘Puter just loves him some music.  ‘Puter’d be curious if his readers, based on the above, have any recommendations for similar artists, modern, ancient or otherwise, that play similar stuff.<\/p>\n

Thanks in advance, especially because music is way cheaper than the intensive aversion therapy sessions ‘Puter’s myriad psychoses would otherwise require.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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