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<\/a>Looks like humanity will have to wait a bit longer until they discover my secret means of time traveling <\/strike>potentially time traveling particles.  Apparently a bird dropped a piece of bread <\/a>onto a piece of the large hadron collider (LHC) causing an overheating of portions of the accelerator.  Had the LHC been operational at the time, failsafes would have kicked in and shut it down.  The worry is, of course, that with large amounts of energy whipping around the collider, if the “steering” mechanisms fail the energy would punch out somewhere causing significant damage.  The linked article refers to it as the amount of energy that an aircraft carrier has while underway.  Luckily my remote control birds are pretty accurate.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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